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45 Funny Star Trek Jokes

Here are 45 funny Star Trek jokes and the best Star Trek puns to crack you up. These jokes about Star Trek are great jokes for kids and adults.

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• Did you hear about the Captain of the Enterprise? He had a one trek mind.
• What do you call two science officers having an argument? Science Friction.
• Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? He never forgets a phaser.
• What is Commander Riker’s favorite hobby? Sewing, because Captain Picard is always saying “Make it so.”
• Why did Riker die from friendly fire ? Because Picard ordered “Fire at Will.”
• What are glasses called on planet Vulcan? Spocktacles.
• Did you hear Kirk reciting verse at Warp Speed? It was poetry in motion.
• Why did the Romulan cross the road? To conquer the other side.
• How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree ? Wave to him.
• What did the first officer say when Captain Picard asked him why he let Troi win at cards ? Because I Riker.

• Where do the Borg go to eat fast food? Borger King.
• Why does this Star Trek uniform stink? William Shatner.
• How does a Romulan frog stay camouflaged? He uses a croaking device.
• Why did Worf change his hair color? It was a good day to dye.
• What did Scotty say when little shards of ice began hitting the Enterprise? “Captain, we are being hailed.”
• What space illness makes you red and itchy? Chicken Spocks.
• What was the potato’s favorite sci-fi show?  Starch Trek.
• Where does a ten-foot Mugato sleep ? Anywhere he wants to.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken had gone before.
• Did you hear about the Klingon plan to wrap the Enterprise in silver paper ? Luckily, the plan was foiled.
• Why did Spock cross the road? Because it was logical.
• What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?   Shark Trek.
• Why was Captain Picard so confused when the android disappeared? Because they’d lost their Data .
• Why did the Enterprise have to go to the garage for repair? It needed new Spock plugs.
• What’s it called when a crew member on Deep Space 9 runs as fast as he can? Worf Speed.

Star Trek one liners

Here are some great Star Trek joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Star Trek.

• We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
• I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek. It was a Wookie mistake.
• When Star Trek fans go to a convention, they get a gift. It’s called the enter prize.
• Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis. Always remember to backup your Data.
• It seems the Klingons had a diabolical plan to trap the Enterprise in silver paper. Luckily, the plan was foiled.
• Real Trekkers work out at the He’s Dead Gym .
• Reality is for people who can’t handle Star Trek.
• If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek. If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.
• No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie. They’re all used to Klingons.
• I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor . The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

Best Star Trek jokes

These next funny Star Trek puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Star Trek!

• What’s a Star Trek fan’s favorite drink ? Picardi and Kirk.
• If Spock has pointy ears, what does Scotty have? Engineers.
• What was the tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?  The Captain’s log.
• What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network? Unlimited Data.
• Have you heard about the new Star Trek Christmas movie? It’s The Wreath of Khan.
• Why was Star Trek so successful? It had good Genes.
• What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives.
• What do you call a buff Trekkie at the gym?  A flextra terrestrial.
• What do you use to decide whether to host a Star Trek poetry event? A list of prose in Khans.
• How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A right ear , a left ear and a final front-ear.

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Top 101 Star Trek Humor Jokes

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Star Trek is one of the most iconic movie franchises out there. That comes with many jokes . With that in mind, check out the top 101 Star Trek humor jokes.

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#101 – 90. Star Trek Humor Jokes

101. Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree? A: Wave to him

100. Where does a ten-foot Mugato sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

99. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit

98. Q: Why was Amelia Bedelia afraid when Picard said that he wanted the Enterprise to be spotless? A: She thought he was planning to get rid of Data’s cat.

97. Q: What did Odo say when the redshirt wet their pants? A: “Urine big trouble.”

96. What do you get when you cross a shapeshifter and a musician? Yoko Odo.

95. Q: Why did the Klingon cross the road? A: To conquer the other side.

94. Q: Why doesn’t Quark trust Changelings? A: He thinks they’re too shifty.

93. Q: Who’s a major character from DS9? A: Kira.

92. What do you call a ten-foot Mugato? Sir.

91. How many Betazoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Two… one to change it & one to say, “Captain, I sense darkness.”

90. Q: What did Spock find in Kirk’s toliet? A: The Captian’s Log.

#89 – 80. Star Trek Humor Jokes

89. What is the least popular show on Bajor? Keeping up with the Cardassians!

88. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Computer: Insufficient information.

87. Q: Why did the Klingon cross the road? A: To conquer the other side.

86. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I’m a doctor not an farmer!

85. Q: What did Odo say to Quark? A: “Don’t look now, I’m changing.”

84. Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull? A: “Captain, we are being hailed.”

83. Q: Why is Worf’s race so stubborn? A: They Klingon to tradition.

82. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

81. Janice Rand brought a complaint to Captain Kirk: someone had drilled a hole into the wall of the women’s showers. He told her he’d look into it.

80. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?

#79 – 70. Star Trek Humor Jokes

79. Q: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? A: They have engaged the Borg

78. Q: What do you call a friend of Picard’s first officer? A: A Riker-liker.

77. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one for changing it and another one to sell the broken one.

76. Q: Have you heard the new Klingon army motto? A: Join the Klingon army. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and kill them!

75. Q: What would you get if Dax’s family were waiting tables on rollerblades? A: Trills and spills.

74. Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb? A: All of them!

73. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

72. Q: Why did the Borg cross the road? A: Because it assimilated the chicken!

71. A stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight, the storm trooper misses every shot, but the red shirt dies anyway.

70. Q: Why was Star Trek so successful? A: It had good Genes.

#69 – 60. Star Trek Humor Jokes

69. Q: Why can’t Klingon kids play in sandboxes? A: Cats keep trying to cover them up.

68. Q: Have you read the book “Chekov: The Navigator”? A: It’s by: I. Kiptin

67. Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.

66. Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can? A: Worf Speed

65. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

64. Q: What do you call it when Kira is late? A: A major delay.

63. Q: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? A: They have engaged the Borg.

62. Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb? A: Execute it for failure.

61. Q: What are Vulcan eyeglasses called? A: Spocktacles

60. Q: Why did someone go to Geordi LaForge for advice? A: Because they thought he would make a good ad-VISOR.

#59 – 50. Star Trek Humor Jokes

59. Q: Why couldn’t people make sense of Charles Tucker’s performance? A: It was too Trippy.

58. Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one? A: Hoisted by our own Picard.

57. Q: What did Spock find in Kirk’s toliet? A: The Captain’s Log

56. Q: What is Thomas Riker’s dating philosophy? A: “If at first you don’t succeed, try Troi again.”

55. Q: Why was Verad unfit for joining? A: He was a bad host.

54. Q: Why can’t Klingon kids play in sandboxes? A: Cats keep trying to cover them up

53. Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A: A croaking device.

52. Show me a man who is a good loser…and I’ll show you a junior officer who is playing 3-D chess with his captain.

51. Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree? A: Wave to him.

50. Why was STAR TREK so successful? It had good Genes.

#49 – 40. Star Trek Humor Jokes

49. Q: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked “Why did you let Troi win at poker?” A: “Because I Riker.”

48. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Scott: ‘Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

47. Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? He never forgets a phaser.

46. Q: How many ears does Picard have? A: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

45. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

44. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark

43. Q: Why was Star Trek so successful? A: It had good Genes

42. Q: What’s the difference between Bones and his imposter? A: One’s the real McCoy.

41. Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can? A: Worf Speed.

40. Q: Have you read the book “Damn it Jim”? A: It’s by: Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.

#39 – 30. Star Trek Humor Jokes

39. Who is the worst cook in Starfleet? Michael Burn-ham.

38. Q: What is Commander Rikers favorite hobby? A: Sewing, because the captain says “Make it so”.

37. Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000

36. Q: What do you call it when Lieutenant Paris sits on the floor? A: A Floor Tom.

35. Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb? A: All of them!

34. What do you call a Cardassian on a sailing ship? A sea-Gul.

33. Q: Why were Picard and his crew so confused when the android officer was kidnapped? A: Because they’d lost their Data.

32. Q: Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A: He never forgets a phaser.

31. Q: Why was the Andorian so sad? A: Because he was feeling blue.

30. Q: Why don’t the Borg go to prison? A: Because they obey the Lore!

#29 – 20. Star Trek Humor Jokes

29. How do you stop from falling out of a Bird of Prey? You just have to Klingon.

28. Q: What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve? A: When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.

27. Q: What did Spock say when he got buried in a pile of Tribbles? A: “I’m in Tribble!”

26. Q: What happened when Yeoman Rand complained that someone had cut a peephole in her cabin door? A: Captain Kirk promised to look into it.

25. Q: Why Did Lieutenant Uhuru look so shocked? A: Because William Shatner (shat in her).

24. Q: What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.

23. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.

22. Defensive programming? Never! Klingon programs are always on the offense. Yes, offensive programming is what we do best.

21. Q: How did T’Pring’s parents react when they learned she was not marrying Spock? A: They were Stonned.

20. Q: What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve? A: When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.

#19 – 10. Star Trek Humor Jokes

19. Q: What do you get when you cross an amoeba with Voyager’s chief engineer? A: A B’Elanna split.

18. Q: What did O’Brien say when Keiko kept fussing over their daughter? A: “Stop Molly-coddling her.”

17. Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one? A: Hoisted by our own Picard.

16. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark.

15. Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull? A: “Captain, we are being hailed.”

14. Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb? A: Execute him for cowardice.

13. Q: What did Picard say as Data struggled to repair the Marclosian Stitching Machine? A: Make it sew.

12. Q: What does Kirk use to light a fire? A: The captain’s log.

11. Q: Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise? A: Piccard told Riker to “Make it sew, Number One.”

10. Q: Why did Worf change his hair color? A: It was a good day to dye.

#9 – 1. Star Trek Humor Jokes

9. Q: Where do the Borg eat fast food? A: At their local Borger King!

8. Q: Why don’t the Borg go to prison? A: Because they obey the Lore!

7. Kirk: Bones, that man is choking! Do Something! McCoy: Damn it, Jim, I’m a Doctor not a… oh, yeah right.

6. Q: Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A: He never forgets a phaser.

5. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit.

4. Q: Have you read the book “The Positronic Brain”? A: It’s by: Anne Droid

3. Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb? A: Execute it for failure.

2. Q: What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan? A: Spocktacles Cross The Road

1. How many crew members of the Voyager does it take to change a lightbulb? I don’t know, but they’ll blow up at least one shuttle while doing it.

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From clever wordplay that would impress even Data to groan-worthy dad jokes that could make Worf facepalm, we've got a galaxy of giggles for Trekkies of all ages. So, engage your sense of humor, set your phasers to 'fun,' and get ready to explore strange new worlds of wit and wordplay. Who knows, you might just find that laughter is the best way to boldly go where no one has gone before !

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1. Why did the Klingon refuse to play cards with the crew? Because he heard they were always up to some “card-assign” activities!

2. How does a Vulcan clean his computer screen? He uses “Spock and span”!

3. Why don’t Starfleet officers ever get lost? Because they always “Data” their coordinates!

4. What did Captain Picard say when he finished his tea? “Earl Grey, hot, and steeped to perfection. Make it so!”

5. Why did the Romulan enroll in cooking school? He wanted to learn how to make “war bread”!

6. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!

7. What’s Worf’s favorite genre of music? Heavy “Klingon”!

8. Why did the holodeck malfunction? Because it couldn’t handle “reality”!

9. How does a Starfleet officer stay warm in space? He stands near a “Warp” core!

10. Why did the Borg go to therapy? Because they had too many “resistance” issues!

11. What’s a Ferengi’s favorite dessert? “Profit-erole”!

12. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its “Windows” open in space!

13. What’s a Cardassian’s favorite game? “Gul”f!

14. How do you calm down an angry Andorian? You give him some “coolant”!

15. Why was the Klingon chef bad at baking? Because he could never get the “dough’k’tah” right!

16. Why did the Vulcan refuse to play hide and seek? Because he thought it was illogical to hide when you can be “Spock’n”!

17. How do you know if a Trill is lying? When their story starts to have “too many hosts”!

18. Why don’t Starfleet officers ever get locked out of their ships? Because they always “Khan” open a comm!

19. What’s Bajoran’s favorite breakfast? “Orb”-cakes!

20. How do you organize a space race? You “set phasers to run”!

21. Why did the Tribble apply for a job? Because it wanted to “fur”-ther its career!

22. What’s a Klingon’s favorite game console? The “PlaySto-vo-kor”!

23. Why did the Starfleet officer bring a ladder to the Enterprise? Because he heard the ship had a “high” command!

24. How do you throw a surprise party on the Enterprise? You “beam” everyone into the holodeck!

25. Why did the Romulans go to school? To learn how to “cloak” his real intentions!

26. What do you call a Vulcan musician? A “rock”!

27. How did the Vulcan get in trouble at school? He couldn’t stop “raising an eyebrow” at the teacher!

28. What’s a Cardassian’s favorite dance move? The “Garak-twerk”!

29. Why did the Andorian bring a pillow to the negotiation? He wanted to have a “soft” stance!

30. What’s a Ferengi’s favorite song? “Gold-pressed Latinum Digger”!

31. How do you fix a broken holodeck? You “Q” the repairman!

32. Why did the Bajoran go to the art gallery? To find some “Inspiron”!

33. What’s a Klingon’s favorite exercise? “Bat’leth” curls!

34. Why did the Borg start a gardening club? They wanted to “assimilate” all the knowledge about plants!

35. What do you call a malfunctioning replicator? A “copycat”!

36. How does a Klingon apologize? He says, “I’m sorry, but your honor has been restored!”

37. Why did the Ferengi invest in a bakery? Because he knew it was a “dough”-dominant market!

38. What’s a Romulan’s favorite game show? “Deal or No “Deal’!

39. How does a Starfleet officer get a haircut? He goes to the “trim line”!

40. Why did the Vulcan refuse to play musical chairs? Because it was “illogical” to get emotional about a seat!

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41. What’s a Cardassian’s favorite kind of joke? A “torture”-d pun!

42. How did the Borg feel after a software update? They were “assimilated” with the changes!

43. Why did the Klingon bring a ladder to the battle? He heard the enemy ship had a “high” command bridge!

44. What do you call a malfunctioning transporter? A “tele-fail-station”!

45. Why did the Romulan join a gym? To work on his “cloaking” muscles!

46. How does a Ferengi sell a starship? He offers a “profit-sharing” deal!

47. Why was the Starfleet officer bad at poker? Because he couldn’t “warp” his mind around bluffing!

48. What’s a Klingon’s favorite type of book? Anything with “blood” chapters!

49. Why did the Vulcan refuse to eat his vegetables? He thought it was “highly illogical” to consume plants!

50. What’s a Borg’s favorite game to play at parties? “Assimilation” charades!

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..... I was the captain's log

The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

It's called Leonard Neem Oil

A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier

If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.

The resistance was a few tiles.

They call it the Enter prize

It has its prose and Khans

It's so i-khan-ic.

The Green Bay Picards.

I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.

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Everybody knows that Vulcans have pointy ears, but did you know that Vulcans have THREE ears?

They have a left ear, a right ear, and a FINAL FRONT EAR!

They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons

They Klingon to something

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At the "He's Dead Gym"

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As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees

It was a wookie mistake.

The incident is forever referred to as ,

"The Wrath Of Pecan"

A warp party.

Captain: " Well my child is 14 and I can say, when I read about teens having phases, I didn't expect this."

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Nice To Meld You

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That New Car Smell

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Star Trek Into Darkness

Logos / Pranking The Natives

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Meld-Merized

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Earthbound And Down

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Star Trek Main Theme

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Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

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Cater-Krall in Zero G

Par-tay for the Course

He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.

I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.

Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)

Always remember to backup your Data...

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My boyfriend and I were watching Star Trek, and I made a comment about the shields being down, to which he responded "they're just sad". After which laughing so hard he cried. Sigh.

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

The Security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy..

His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear.

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43 Funny Star Trek Jokes That Will Make You Love Klingons

For those of you who have a Star Trek fandom in your family, you’re going to enjoy our ultimate compilation of the funniest Star Trek jokes in the galaxy. A classic joke is always a hit with kids, and it’s even better when it’s connected to one of their favorite movies or television series. We’ve compiled a list of hilarious jokes to keep them entertained.

Here we have the most hilarious jokes from your favorite science fiction show. Even if you’re not a Trekkie, you’ll laugh out loud at these hilarious Star Trek jokes!

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These jokes about Star Trek will have the kids laughing like they’ve never laughed before, and we are sure that you will be laughing along with them.

How does a Romulan frog stay camouflaged? He uses a croaking device!

Why did Riker die from friendly fire? Because Picard ordered “Fire at Will!”

What do you call two science officers having an argument? Science Friction!

If Spock has pointy ears, then what does Scotty have? Engineers!

Why is Star Trek so successful? Because it has good Genes!

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch that made them red and itchy? Chicken Spocks!

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What did Scotty say when little shards of ice began hitting the Enterprise? “Captain, we are being hailed!”

What do you call a Klingon with half a brain? A genius!

Why did the Enterprise have to go to the garage for repair? It needed new Spock plugs!

What is Commander Riker’s favourite hobby? Sewing, because Captain Picard is always saying “Make it so!”

Where do the Borg go to eat fast food? Borger King!

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What’s it called when a crew member on Deep Space 9 runs as fast as he can? Worf Speed!

What are glasses called on planet Vulcan? Spocktacles!

How do you stop yourself from falling out of a Bird of Prey? You have to Klingon!

How do you get a one-armed Klingon down from a tree? Wave to him!

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Star Trek One-Liners

This collection of fantastic Star Trek one liners will make Captain Kirk laugh out loud. Have fun!

Did you hear about the Klingon’s plan to wrap the Enterprise in silver paper? Luckily, the plan was foiled!

When Star Trek fans go to a convention, they always get a gift. It’s called the enter prize!

Did you hear that Kirk is getting married? He engaged the Borg!

Did you hear about the Captain of the Enterprise? He had a one trek mind!

I accidentally went to a Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca from Star Wars, What a Wookie mistake!

A Klingon and a red shirt get into a fight; the Klingon misses every shot, but the red shirt dies anyway!

Star Trek Inside Jokes

Is Star Trek your favorite show? You will be able to relate to these hilarious Star Trek inside jokes that we have put together for you. Look over the list and be ready to share it with your friends.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them, because they are one!

How do you get a one armed Klingon down from a tree? Wave to him!

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? None. Real warriors aren’t afraid of the dark!

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to shoot the first in the back and take all the credit!

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor. The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

How do you say where is the bathroom in Klingon? nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’

Star Trek Data Jokes

Data is an interesting character in Star Trek. He is an android with an artificial intelligence system implanted into his body. Have fun with these jokes. 

Why was Captain Picard so confused when the android disappeared? Because they’d lost their Data!

The Star Trek crew couldn’t use the internet outside of WiFi range. They didn’t have commander data with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?

What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network? Unlimited Data.

If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek. If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.

Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis. Always remember to backup your Data.

Captain Kirk Jokes

Captain Kirk built a reputation for himself as one of the most entertaining and well-liked pop culture celebrities of all time.

Did you hear Kirk reciting verse at Warp Speed? It was poetry in motion!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final front-ear!

What did Mr. Spock find in Captain Kirk’s toilet? The Captain’s Log!

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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business… Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.

What would Captain Kirk be called if he wrote poetry? Prose and Khans.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish? William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What’s a star trek fan’s favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk

Captain Kirk told his girlfriend he was into scat… …then he Shatner.

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Question And Answer Jokes

Light bulb jokes, cross the road jokes.

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Kids love a classic joke, and even better if it's tied into their favourite film or TV shows. Whether they're a fan of Minions , Star Wars or Pokémon, here at Kidadl we have some great jokes to keep them laughing.

And if you're a family of Trekkies, you're going to love our ultimate collection of the best Star Trek jokes in the galaxy.

These Star Trek puns will have the kids boldly laughing like they've never laughed before.

How does a Romulan frog stay camouflaged? He uses a croaking device!

What did Mr Spock find in Captain Kirk's toilet? The Captain's Log!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A right ear, a left ear and a final front-ear!

What is Commander Riker's favourite hobby? Sewing, because Captain Picard is always saying "Make it so!"

Where do the Borg go to eat fast food? Borger King!

What's it called when a crew member on Deep Space 9 runs as fast as he can? Worf Speed!

What are glasses called on planet Vulcan? Spocktacles!

How do you stop yourself from falling out of a Bird of Prey? You have to Klingon!

What do you call two science officers having an argument? Science Friction!

If Spock has pointy ears, then what does Scotty have? Engineers!

Why is Star Trek so successful? Because it has good Genes!

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch that made them red and itchy? Chicken Spocks!

Why did Riker die from friendly fire? Because Picard ordered "Fire at Will!"

What did Scotty say when little shards of ice began hitting the Enterprise? "Captain, we are being hailed!"

Why was Captain Picard so confused when the android disappeared? Because they'd lost their Data!

What do you call a Klingon with half a brain? A genius!

How do you get a one-armed Klingon down from a tree? Wave to him!

Why did the Enterprise have to go to the garage for repair? It needed new Spock plugs!

What did the first officer say when Captain Picard asked him why he let Troi win at poker? Because I Riker!

What is Riker’s approach to dating? If at first you don’t succeed, try Troi again!

What is Sisko’s favourite breakfast cereal? Quarker Oats!

The classic light bulb joke gets a Trekkie twist with these hilarious Star Trek versions.

How many Enterprise crew does it take to change a light bulb? I'm not sure, but I know they'll blow up at least one shuttle while they're doing it!

How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and one to sell the broken bulb!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them, because they are one!

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? None. Real warriors aren't afraid of the dark!

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to shoot the first in the back and take all the credit!

How many Original Series landing party crew members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but the extra red-shirt will die whilst they're changing it!

It's not just chickens that cross the road, the cast of Star Trek do too in these classic gags.

Why did the Romulan cross the road? To conquer the other side!

Why did the Borg cross the road? Because it assimilated the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!

Why did Spock cross the road? Because it was logical!

Why did Mr Scott cross the road? Because his transporter beam wasn't working!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Computer: "Insufficient information."

Even Captain Kirk would be tickled by these brilliant Star Trek one liners.

I accidentally went to a Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca from Star Wars. What a Wookie mistake!

Did you hear Kirk reciting verse at Warp Speed? It was poetry in motion!

A Klingon and a red shirt get into a fight; the Klingon misses every shot, but the red shirt dies anyway!

Did you hear about the Klingon's plan to wrap the Enterprise in silver paper? Luckily, the plan was foiled!

When Star Trek fans go to a convention, they always get a gift. It's called the enter prize!

Did you hear that Kirk is getting married? He engaged the Borg!

Did you hear about the Captain of the Enterprise? He had a one trek mind!

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Jerrod Carmichael Says 'Egomaniac' Dave Chappelle Wanted a Public Apology After Criticizing His Trans Jokes

Jerrod Carmichael calls out Dave Chappelle for poking fun at his HBO special, in which he came out as gay.

Jerrod Carmichael  has made a living through choosing his words carefully -- and he's not mincing them about Dave Chappelle . 

The comedian and star of the newly debuted  Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show , who came out as gay in his 2022 HBO special, Rothanial , doubled down on his stance about Chappelle and his jokes about the LGBTQ+ community. 

In a new interview with  Esquire , the 36-year-old performer addressed his own remaining discomfort with calling himself gay, pointing to the behavior of his own industry as a reason why.

"I still think saying you’re gay is saying something's wrong with you," he tells the magazine. "And so much of comedy is just gay jokes. As long as people continue to laugh at it and mock it, and as long as it’s a punchline, it’s going to be scary for somebody. It's scary for me."

That's when he raised the subject of Chappelle, noting that the veteran comedian referred to Carmichael's special, Rothanial , as "the bravest special for 1996."

Rebuffed Carmichael, "That’s a funny enough line, whatever, but I wonder if he gets the irony that the fact that you are mocking it even then is why it was hard."

If there was a question of contention between the fellow comedians, Carmichael made it crystal clear with his latest comments, referring to Chappelle as an "egomaniac" and doubling down on his past criticism of him after his controversial 2021 Netflix special,  The Closer . 

Back in 2022, Carmichael told GQ , "I think, a lot of times, people who offer nothing truthful or meaningful about themselves then complain about society at large and create this boogeyman. It's like, listen, that's the most urgent thing in your life? God bless you. I'm tired of hearing it. Chappelle, do you know what comes up when you Google your name, bro? That's the legacy? Your legacy is a bunch of opinions on trans s**? It's an odd hill to die on. And it's like, hey, bro. Who the f**k are you? Who do you f**k? What do you like to do? Childish jokes aside, who the f**k are you? It's just kind of played. But he's choosing to die on the hill. So, alright, let him."

Recalling those comments now, Carmichael tells  Esquire , "I said he’s not revealing anything personal about himself and he’s removed from what he’s talking about, and I think he’s smarter than that and deeper than that and has more interesting thoughts."

But, according to the  Poor Things  actor, that's allegedly not how it all came off to Chappelle -- and he was apparently looking for Carmichael to say sorry. 

"He took it as f**k Dave Chappelle , because he’s an egomaniac," Carmichael tells  Esquire . "He wanted me to apologize to him publicly or some s**t."

After more than a decade in Hollywood, Carmichael's comedy is not being ignored. In fact, not only is he being heard, but also rewarded. His revelatory HBO special earned him his first Emmy Award in 2022 for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. That same year, he hosted  Saturday Night Live  for the first time  -- which garnered another Emmy nod for him -- and went on to emcee the 2023 Golden Globes. 

"I was happy. It was nice. It was actually nice," Carmichael previously told ET of his Emmy win. "Honestly, you know what makes it feel good is that it’s heavy… It’s actually heavy and it feels substantial."

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Section 31 theory: michelle yeoh is recruiting young star trek legacy characters.

Could Michelle Yeoh's Emperor Georgiou be recruiting younger versions of legacy Star Trek characters in the upcoming Section 31 movie?

• Emperor Georgiou may be recruiting young legacy characters from different Star Trek eras for Section 31.
• The multi-era Section 31 theory is possible, with the potential for familiar characters to join the division played by new actors.
• Section 31 could change legacy characters like Rachel Garrett by providing stronger characterization and new stories.

Could Star Trek: Section 31 be about Emperor Philippa Georgiou (Michelle Yeoh) uniting legacy characters from across the Star Trek franchise? Section 31 was set up in Star Trek: Discovery season 3 when Emperor Georgiou left Discovery 's 32nd century for a personal mission, courtesy of the Guardian of Forever (Paul Guilfoyle). The only clue the Guardian gave regarding Georgiou's destination was that the Mirror Universe of Georgiou's origin and the Prime Universe were "still aligned" , to alleviate Georgiou's debilitating symptoms arising from being in both the wrong time and the wrong universe. This suggested Section 31 takes place in an earlier point in the Star Trek timeline .

After all, Section 31 is tied to nearly every Star Trek era. As early as Star Trek: Enterprise 's 22nd century, Lt. Malcolm Reed's (Dominic Keating) backstory includes a Section 31 chapter. Starfleet's shadowy intelligence division exists as something of an open secret in the 23rd century, when Georgiou operates alongside Lt. Ash Tyler (Shazad Latif) in Star Trek: Discovery . In the 24th century, Section 31's Director Luther Sloan (William Sadler) recruits Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 's Dr. Julian Bashir (Alexander Siddig), who acts as a double agent on behalf of Captain Benjamin Sisko (Avery Brooks). The cast of Section 31, however, includes none of these familiar characters ... or does it?

10 Section 31 Things To Know Before Michelle Yeoh's Star Trek Movie

Emperor georgiou could be recruiting young star trek legacy characters into section 31, the guardian of forever gives georgiou access to different star trek eras..

The announcement of the Star Trek: Section 31 cast seemed to indicate that no Star Trek legacy characters would join Michelle Yeoh in the made-for-streaming Star Trek movie, but the reveal that Kacey Rohl is playing a young Rachel Garrett invites speculation that other familiar characters are hidden among the cast of newcomers . Emperor Georgiou, with access to the Guardian of Forever, could be traveling through time to recruit younger versions of known Star Trek characters as fellow Section 31 operatives, whether they have previous ties to the division or not. This makes the multi-era Section 31 theory possible, while avoiding the expense of legacy Star Trek actors.

Not every Section 31 cast member needs to be a familiar name, but it's likely Garrett isn't the only one. Robert Kazinsky could pass for a younger Luther Sloan (William Sadler) before becoming Director of Section 31. Sven Ruygrok might be an earlier version of Malcolm Reed, with Section 31 exploring Reed's path to disillusionment with Section 31 prior to Reed's NX-01 posting. If Sam Richardson is a younger Joseph Sisko (Brock Peters) , Joseph's resistance to Starfleet's security measures in DS9 season 4, episode 11, "Homefront" and episode 12 "Paraside Lost" might be because Joseph Sisko is a chef in the same way that DS9 's Garak (Andrew Robinson) is a tailor.

What about villains? Could Humberly González be the Romulan commander from TOS season 3, episode 4 "The Enterprise Incident"?

How Michelle Yeoh’s Section 31 Movie Could Change Star Trek Legacy Characters Like Rachel Garrett

Strange new worlds provides great examples of updating legacy characters..

Star Trek: Section 31 is bound to change Star Trek legacy characters like Rachel Garrett by enriching their stories with more context, like Star Trek: Strange New Worlds does. Once little more than trivia answers, previously obscure Star Trek characters come alive when recast and redefined, like Anson Mount's Captain Christopher Pike . Even franchise legends gain added depth when recontextualized with new stories and new actors, like Ethan Peck's Lt. Spock. Section 31 could easily give Rachel Garrett and other legacy characters the Strange New Worlds treatment, with stronger characterization and reasons for being involved in Section 31, becoming richer and more relatable for a new audience.

Tricia O'Neil's Captain Rachel Garrett only appeared in one episode: Star Trek: The Next Generation season 3's "Yesterday's Enterprise", when the USS Enterprise-C was pulled 20 years forward through a temporal rift.

The addition of Rachel Garrett effectively reopens speculation about the premise of Star Trek: Section 31 after all the new faces in the casting announcement seemed to debunk theories that Section 31 would explore multiple eras of Star Trek in a unifying epic movie. Because Garrett hails from the "lost era" of Star Trek between TOS and TNG, rather than being a 23rd century contemporary of Georgiou, and is being played by newcomer Kacey Rohl, other Star Trek eras and even other Star Trek legacy characters are still fair game. The questions of when and who may only be answered after Star Trek: Section 31 premieres.

Star Trek: Section 31 will stream on Paramount+.

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