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113 Travel And Vacation Jokes & Puns For Your Next Trip

Niklas Forstreuter

• March 25, 2024

Get ready to laugh out loud at these funny travel jokes, vacation puns, and hilarious one-liners about traveling. Some are simple and a bit cringy, while others take a bit longer to figure out, but you’re guaranteed to find your new favorite on this complete list.

Keep yourself and your loved ones entertained on your next vacation with these hilarious travel jokes and puns, which will make you smile.

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Best jokes about travel

Here are the best jokes about travel, with hilarious plane situations, road trip jokes, and much more.

1. “While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and Mr. Benson looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed, “one of the engines just blew up!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over. Suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn’t maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached the package to their back. “Hey,” spoke up an alert passenger, “aren’t those parachutes?” The pilot said they were. The passenger went on, “But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?” “There isn’t,” replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. “We’re going to get help”

2. “Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?” “Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.” “Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly: 22 miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. “But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask: Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks. “Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119”

3. “A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London, the cabbie explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412” The Texan replied, “Shoot, a little ol’ tower like that? In Houston, we’d have that thing up in two weeks!” Next they passed the House of Parliament – started in 1544 and completed in 1618. “Well, boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas, and it only took a year!” As they passed Westminister Abbey, the cabbie was silent. “Whoah! What’s that over there”, asked the Texan. The cabbie replies, scratching his head, “Now that, I don’t know; it sure wasn’t there yesterday!”

4. “One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first, the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes, the engines start spooling up, and the airplane starts moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the flight attendants for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment, the airplane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we are gonna get killed!”

5. My flight was delayed in Houston. Since the gate was needed for another flight, our aircraft was backed away from the terminal, and we were directed to a new gate. We all found the new gate, only to discover a third gate had been designated for our plane. Finally, everyone got on board the right plane, and the flight attendant announced: “We apologize for the gate change. This flight is going to Washington, D.C. If your destination is not Washington, D.C., you should deplane at this time.” A moment later, a red-faced pilot emerged from the cockpit, carrying his bags. “Sorry,” he said, “wrong plane.

6. Many years ago, a certain mountain man, by the name of Shorthorn Bill, had become a noted guide throughout Montana Territory. Regretfully, the territory became too hot to hold him, and Bill was forced to relocate to a cooler area. Having settled outside Denver, he again began working his trade, mainly with wealthy easterners who were passing through the city. On one adventure, it happened that Bill had a party of railroad men out on the high range and, as he was still new to the place, got the group hopelessly lost. After many days of travel, the party became angry. “You told us you were the best guide in Colorado,” they asserted. “I am,” replied Bill, “but I figure we’re in Wyoming now.”

7. Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog. One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, “Where are we?” The man yells back, “About a half mile from town.” Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, “He must have been a lawyer.” The other says, “A lawyer! How do you know that?” The first says, “That’s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant”

8. An airline pilot with poor eyesight had managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the eye charts beforehand. One year, though, his doctor used a new chart that the pilot had never before seen. The pilot proceeded to recite the old chart and the doctor realized that she’d been hoodwinked. Well, the pilot proved to be nearly blind as a bat. But the doctor could not contain her curiosity. “How is it that someone with your eyesight can manage to pilot a plane at all? I mean, how for example do you taxi the plane out to the runway?”” “Well,” says the pilot, “it’s really not very hard. All you have to do is follow the instructions of the ground controller over the radio. And besides, the landmarks have all become quite familiar to me over the years.” “I can understand that,” replies the doctor. “But what about the take-off?” “Again, a simple procedure. I just aim the plane down the runway, go to full throttle, pull back on the stick, and off we go!” “But once you’re aloft?” “Oh, everything’s fully automated these days. The flight computer knows our destination, and all I have to do is hit the autopilot and the plane pretty much flies itself.” “But I still don’t see how you land!” “Oh, that’s the easiest part of all. All I do is use the airport’s radio beacon to get us on the proper glide path. Then I just throttle down and wait for the co-pilot to yell, ‘AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!’ pull the nose up, and the plane lands just fine!”

9. An attendant on a cross-country flight nervously announced: “I don’t know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners.” When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the length of the flight.” Her next announcement came an hour later. “If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 29 dinners available!”

10. “Leaving Washington D.C. for Richmond, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went into the washroom. The first stall was taken, so I went to the second stall. I’d just sat down when I heard a voice from the next stall. Hi there, how’s it going?” Now, I’m not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn’t know what to say, but finally I said, “Not bad…” Then the voice said, “So, what are you doing?” I thought that was kind of weird, but I said, “Well, I’m just going to the bathroom, then I’m headed back home.” The voice interrupted, “Look, I’m going to have to call you back. Every time I ask you a question, this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!”

11. While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” “Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there, he asked the guy, “How’d you get rid of the gators?” “We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got ’em.”

12. “One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop. The guy rolls down the window and says, “How can I help you?” “I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?” With a smile on his face, the guy hands a sandwich to the guy in red and drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across another guy. This guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side of the road and waving for him to stop. A bit irritated, our guy stops, cranks down the window, and says, “What can I do for you?” “I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?” Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the guy a can of Coke, and stomps on the pedal, and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what. To his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road, this one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, our guy decides to stop one last time. He rolls down his window, and yells, “Let me guess. You’re the blue jerk of the highway, and just what the heck do you wanna have?” “Driver’s license and registration, please.”

13. There is a lot pilots have to take into account when flying safely across the sky: 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous. 4. It’s always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. 5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. 6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. 7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. 8. A ‘good’ landing is one from which you can walk away. A ‘great’ landing is one after which they can use the plane again. 9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make all of them yourself. 10. You know you’ve landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp. 11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice-versa. 12. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn’t get to five minutes earlier. 13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds. 14. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs you’ve made. 15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. 16. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck. 17. Helicopters can’t fly; they’re just so ugly the earth repels them. 18. If all you can see out of the window is ground that’s going round and round, and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be. 19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose. 20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment. 21. It’s always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible. 22. Keep looking around. There’s always something you’ve missed. 23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It’s the law. And it’s not subject to repeal. 24. The four most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, gas back at the airport, and a tenth of a second ago. 25. There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots. There are, however, no old, bold pilots.

14. “On vacation in Hawaii, my mother called a restaurant to make reservations for 7 PM. Checking her book, the cheery hostess said, “I’m sorry, all we have is 6:45. Would you like that?” “That’s fine,” Sandy said. “Okay,” the woman confirmed. Then she added, “Just be advised you may have to wait 15 minutes for your table.”

Best short travel jokes

Keep it short and sweet with these quick travel jokes, which are perfect for long plane rides and road trips.

15. I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my satnav said, ‘In 100 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.’

16. My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.

17. Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

18. Don’t fly on Peter Pan Airways. They neverland.

19. I get so tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

20. I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don’t cross the country and are back home in a few hours.

21. I love traveling to France. There’s nothing Toulouse.

22. Can’t decide if I need a hug, a dark coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or two months of travel.

23. Don’t worry if our old car breaks down on our trip through Canada. I have Triple Eh.

24. What do travelers like best about Switzerland? I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.

25. I wish I were a postcard. For less than $2, you can travel the world!

26. I haven’t slept in days because I am about to climb the highest mountain in the world. I wonder whether I will Everest.

27. Should I go to work today? Or just book a 1-way ticket to Mexico?

28. Sure, working is great. But have you tried traveling?

29. I love when flies won’t leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, tiny pest.

30. You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

31. I want to go to Bora-Bora, but I’m too Pora-Pora.

32. My favorite trail mix includes songs from The Cranberries, Peanuts, and Eminem.

33. We are all-time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

34. You can’t make everyone happy unless you’re a plane ticket.

35. I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

36. Me: I’d love to travel more. The bank account: Like, to the park?

37. Oceans are so friendly. They’re always waving at you.

38. I’m not too good at geography, but I can name at least one city in France. That’s Nice.

39. I don’t want to take my dog on road trips! He can be such a bark seat driver.

40. Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

41. When going to the bathroom in the woods, you have to use the facilitrees

42. I need six months of vacation twice a year.

43. I’m confused. The trail looked so flat on the map.

44. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is?

45. The food on the small aircraft wasn’t good… it was a little plane.

46. I’ve got 99 problems, but I’m on vacation, so I’m ignoring them all!

Funniest travel jokes and puns

These travel puns and vacation jokes will make you chuckle and are the perfect dad jokes to keep you entertained on the plane.

47. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.

48. How do crazy hikers get out of the forest? They take the psychopath.

49. Why don’t pirates travel on mountain roads? S’curvy.

50. Why did the coffee have a terrible vacation? It got mugged on the first day.

51. Why did nobody like the plane? It had a bad altitude.

52. What do you call a group of travelers who all speak different languages? A babble of tourists

53. Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t take off? The Wrong Brothers.

54. What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.

55. Why did the shark hate its vacation in France? It wanted to go to Finland instead.

56. What happens when you cross a snake and a plane? You get a Boeing constrictor.

57. Want to know our plan for today’s hike? I’ll summit up nicely.

58. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs on vacation? Hailing taxi.

59. Why did the flight attendant apologize to the family of elephants? They were only allowed one trunk onboard.

60. Where do bees like to go on vacation? Stingapore

61. What do you call a cruise ship full of football players? A sportsman-ship

62. What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves? The road.

63. Which country has the most germs? Germany.

64. How much fun is it to do your laundry when traveling? Loads.

65. How do you know elephants love to travel? Because they always pack their trunk.

66. Which type of traveler is the most calm? The No-mad.

67. Why don’t aliens visit our planet? It has terrible ratings. Only one star.

68. How do fleas travel? They ‘itch hike.

69. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.

70. What kind of sweets do they sell at the airport? Plane chocolate

71. Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-Wan-Kenobi.

72. Why did the tired traveler go to Romania? So he could Buch-a-rest.

73. What do you call a time-traveling cow? Doctor Moo.

74. What sound does a bouncing airplane make? Boeing.

75. Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation? A moo-tel.

76. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.

77. How did the buffalo say goodbye to his son at the train station? Bison!

78. Where do pianists go on their vacation? The Florida Keys.

79. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician? A flying sorcerer

80. Why did the travel agent want to go to the mountains for vacation? She said it was a peak experience.

81. Where do hamsters like to go on vacation? Hamsterdam.

82. Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baa-hamas.

83. here do honeybees use the bathroom on a long road trip? The BP station.

84. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home? Where on Earth have you been?

85. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies.

86. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation.

87. Why couldn’t the frog find where he parked his car? He’d been toad.

88. What happens if you take the five o’clock train home? You have to give it back.

89. Why can cutlery teleport but not time travel? It’s silverwhere, not silverwhen.

90. Where did the heart, liver, and kidney go on a road trip? Oregon.

91. What’s the favorite airline of an English stylist? British Hairways.

92. What does a clam like to do for vacation? Clamping.

93. What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.

94. What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.

95. Where do pepperonis like to go on vacation? The Leaning Tower Of Pizza.

96. Do fish go on vacation? No, they’re always in school.

97. Why did the robot go on vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.

98. What’s the best jacket to wear on a hike? A trail blazer!

99. What did the lazy baguette do on holiday? It just loafed around.

100. Where do eggs go on vacation? New Yolk City.

101. Why do witches stay in hotels? They heard they always have great broom service!

102. How do rabbits travel? By hare plane.

Funniest vacation jokes

Make your vacation funnier and more relaxed with these jokes and funny situations. Love to laugh? Here are our favorite jokes about Americans .

103. For my holidays last year, I threw a dart at a map of the world and decided to go to wherever it landed. I had a fantastic two weeks behind the fridge.

104. “A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips. “Are you the friar?” he asked. The brother replied, “No. I’m the chip monk.”

106. I bought a world map for my wall, and I’m going to put a pin in all the places I travel to. I’m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map first to stop it from falling down.

107. Traveling through the Midwest, I stopped at an Ohio welcome center to pick up a state map. I found plenty of brochures but no maps. Then I spotted two employees and asked whether they had any. “Sure,” said the first guy. “I’ll get you one.” As he walked to the back, the second guy explained, “We keep them in the storage room. If we leave them out on the counter, people just come in and take them.

108. A husband and wife packed their suitcases in a rush and made it to the airport just in time. “I wish I’d brought the refrigerator,” said the wife. “Whatever for?” asked her husband. “Our tickets are on top of it.”

109. “A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if it has any luggage. The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

110. A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 AM and got into Chicago at 8:33 AM. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Ilinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

111. A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I don’t, I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.” I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this, he said, “Look, I’ve been to China four times, and every time they have accepted my American Express.”

112. With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too. Halfway between Boston and New York City, the train’s engine fell silent. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” the conductor announced. “The bad news is we lost power.” Everyone on the train groans. “The good news,” he added, “is we weren’t cruising at 30,000 feet.”

113. My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I’m paid to travel You should see my my dates’ faces when I tell them I’m a bus driver!

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Last Updated: January 23, 2024

120 Top Travel Jokes [Genuinely Funny Jokes about Travelling]

Looking for some top travel jokes to lighten the mood on your next vacation? Check out these 120 funny jokes about travelling!

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I hope these jokes about travelling put a smile on your face!

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The internet’s awash with travel jokes so bad they might actually do the trick!

Here are 118 of the best (or worst?) ones I could find that should at least put a smile on your face and help you get ready for an unforgettable adventure .

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Knock-Knock Travel Jokes

Everyone loves a good knock-knock joke! While some are cheesy enough to make you cringe, there’s nothing like a surprising answer that actually makes you chuckle. These are fun and clean enough for the whole family to enjoy!

1. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep-beep!

2. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, I’m not! You are!

3. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good! Hawaii you?

4.  Knock-knock. Who’s there?. Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, we go swimming on Sundays, but we wanted to visit you instead!

5. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Romeo. Romeo who? Romeo cross this lake in this canoe!

6. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to go on the trip with us!

7. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Buck and Ham. Buck and Ham who? Buck and Ham palace!

8. Knock-knock Who’s there? Ron. Ron who? Ron faster! There’s a tiger after us!

9. Knock-knock Who’s there? Cameron. Cameron who? Cameron film are what we’ll need to take pictures!

10. Knock-knock Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? I Sherwood like to leave school right now for our trip!

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Roaringly Good Travelling Jokes

Planning to visit some wild animals on your next adventure? These 10 animal-themed jokes are sure to offer a roaring good time.

11. How do you know elephants love to travel? Because they always pack their trunk!

12. How do rabbits travel? By Hareplane!

13. Where do sharks like to go on vacation? Finland!

14. Where do hamsters like to go on vacation? Hamsterdam!

15. Where do bees like to go on vacation? Stingapore!

16. Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baa-hamas!

17. Where do cows like to go on vacation? Moo York!

18. What happens when you cross a snake and a plane? You get a Boeing constrictor!

19. Where do honeybees use the bathroom on a long road trip? The BP station.

20. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.

Funny Jokes About Vacation Transportation

Planes, trains, and automobiles ! However you travel, these jokes will get you there in funny fashion.

21. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician? A flying sorcerer!

22. Why did the librarian get chucked off the plane? Because the flight was overbooked!

23. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies!

24. What happens if you take the five o’clock train home? You have to give it back!

25. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs on vacation? Hailing taxi.

26. What kind of car does Yoda drive around in? A Toyoda.

27.  Which automobile is best for a family road trip across the ocean? A Honda Sea-RV.

28. I don’t want to take my dog on road trips! He can be such a bark seat driver.

29. The food on the small aircraft wasn’t good…It was a little plane.

30. Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t take off? The Wrong Brothers.

Here are some of the best vacation jokes on the net!

Vacation Jokes About Geography

Whether you’re going halfway around the world or just to a neighboring city , pull out a map and enjoy these guffaws about geography.

31. Where do pepperonis like to go on vacation? The Leaning Tower Of Pizza!

32. Where is a teacher’s favourite holiday destination? Times Square!

33. Which country is filled with the most germs? Germany!

34. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home? “Where on Earth have you been?”

35. I’d love to travel to Finland…but I’m afraid I might disappear into FinAir!

36. Why don’t aliens visit our planet? It has terrible ratings. One star.

37. I LIKE TO WRITE MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

38. Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign, started crying and went home. The sign said, “Disneyland Left”.

39. What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.

40. Which U.S. state is round at the ends and high in the middle? Ohio!

Great Travelling Puns

Who doesn’t love puns about travel? These next 10 jokes offer destination-specific double meanings perfect for any travel lover!

41. I took four hours to check out of my hotel in Japan. The receptionist told me,  “You really Tokyo time.”

42. I love travelling to France. There’s nothing Toulouse.

43. Why are the winters so cold in America? I think Alaska local.

44. I haven’t slept in days because I am about to climb the highest mountain in the world. I wonder whether I will Everest.

45. Mountains are not just funny, they are really hilly areas.

46. The airline lost my luggage, so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.

47. I love glamping. My current mood is pretty tents!

48. Which U.S. state has the tiniest drinks? Mini Soda.

49. Going vacationing at the coast? Remember to keep it reel.

50. I’m not too good at geography, but I can name at least one city in France. That’s Nice.

Travelling puns and one-liners might not make you laugh out loud, but they may bring a smile to your lips!

One-Liners About Travel

Short, sweet, and to the point. These one-liners pack a lot into quick punchline!

51. Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

52. We’re all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

53. I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

54. You can’t make everyone happy, unless you’re a plane ticket.

55. I wanted to make a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t like it.

56. Flat-earthers travel the world on a plane!

57. I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

58. I need six months of vacation, twice a year.

59. Girls always travel in odd numbers because they can’t even.

60. I’d love to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?

Jokes About Hiking and Traveling

Does your idea of a great getaway involve scaling the summit ? If so, you’ll love these jokes about hiking!

61. Don’t love the water? Hiking is great for an altitude adjustment!

62. When going to the bathroom in the woods, you have to use the facilitrees.

63. Want to know our plan for today’s hike? I’ll summit up nicely.

64. My favorite trail mix includes songs from The Cranberries, Peanuts, and Eminem.

65. These particular mountains give me a Rushmore than others.

66. I’m confused. The trail looked so flat on the map!

67. Did you hear the joke about the hill? No one could get over it!

68. How do crazy hikers get out of the forest? They take the psychopath

69. What’s the best jacket to wear on a hike? A trailblazer!

70. Hipsters like to hike backcountry rivers. They’re less mainstream.

You can’t go wrong with road trip jokes!

Travelling Jokes About Road Trips

Planning an epic road trip this summer? You’ll need funny fuel to make it all the way! Here are a few jokes to keep you going.

71. Where did the heart, liver, and kidney go on a road trip? Oregon

72. Don’t worry if our old car breaks down on our trip through Canada. I have Triple Eh.

73. Drove through Covert, New York on a road trip once. Didn’t notice.

74. I love when flies won’t leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, tiny pest.

75. Why couldn’t the frog find where he parked his car? He’d been toad.

76. It’s fun to drive in the outback, but you’ll need to show koala-fications.

77. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.

78. I got gas for $1.99 at lunch. Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

79. If I owned a DeLorean…I’d probably only drive it from time to time.

80. When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

Jokes About Going on Vacation

Need a little R&R? If you’re traveling solely for the purpose of wining, dining, and soaking in the view, then these jokes are for you!

81. Do fish go on vacation? No, they’re always in school!

82. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for travelling!

83. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!

84. Why did the robot go on vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries!

85. What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

86. What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree!

87. What does it cost to spend the day at the beach? A few sand dollars.

88. Where do meteorologists travel to relax? The isobar!

89. Me: “I’d love to travel more”. The bank account: “Like, to the park?”

90. My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.

Some of the best travel jokes are all about the travel bug!

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Jokes About Travel Obsessions

Do you live, sleep, and breathe travel? Is all of your free time spent planning your next getaway? If so, you’ll relate to these side-splitters!

91. My passport just called me. It’s super bored. Guess I have to travel then!

92. I want to go to Bora-Bora, but I’m too Pora-Pora.

93. I get so tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

94. I wish I was a postcard. For less than $2, you can travel the world!

95. Sure, working is great. But, have you tried travelling?

96. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.

97. I’ve got 99 problems, but I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!

98. Why can’t I find someone who looks at me the way I look at a travel magazine?

99. Can’t decide if I need a hug, a dark coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or two months of travel.

100. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is?!

Miscellaneous Jokes About Travel

Still searching for the perfect joke about travel? This final section of miscellaneous puns and jokes might do the trick.

101. Person A: “I tried to sue the airline that lost my luggage.” Person B: “Did you win?” Person A: “No, I lost the case.”

101. Why does nobody like the plane? It has a bad altitude .

102. What’s the capital of Spain? S .

103. German sausage jokes are just the wurst .

104. Don’t plan your vacation with a broken pencil. It’s absolutely pointless .

105. Oceans are so friendly. They’re always waving at you.

106. Never fly on Peter Pan Airways. They neverland .

107. Why did the pirate book a vacation? He needed some ARGH and ARGH.

108. Why did the robot book a vacation? He had to recharge his batteries.

109. What made the librarian angry at the airport? His flight was overbooked .

110. Why did the flight attendant apologize to the family of elephants? They were only allowed one trunk onboard.

111. Who built the first plane that couldn’t take off? The Wrong brothers.

112. What did the Canadian pay for in case their car broke down on their road trip? Triple Eh .

113. How do fleas like to travel? They ‘itch hike .

114. Where did the cows decide to travel? Moo York .

115. What did the lazy baguette do on holiday? It just loafed around .

116. You must be from Ecuador, because you have the Quito my heart.

117. What do travelers like best about Switzerland? I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.

118. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies.

Enjoy These Jokes About Travelling

Travelling might have its serious side, but it can be pretty funny, too!

While some of the one-liners above may fall into the “dad joke” category, they’re sure to give you at least a little chuckle.

Whether you’re stuck riding shotgun, waiting for your flight, or lounging on your hotel bed, enjoy these and smile!

Heading for the hills? Check out these 55 mountain puns and jokes before your big trip!

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101 Travel Puns & Jokes for Hilarious Travel Instagram Captions & Whatsapp Statuses

Last Updated on: 12th January 2023, 11:01 pm

Looking for hilarious travel puns to share with friends before a trip?

Or perhaps you want a few clever puns to use as travel Instagram captions on your trip? Here are my favorite travel jokes and puns to help make your amazing trip to even more enjoyable!

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The Best Travel Puns & Travel Jokes

Puns for things you’ll typically find in major cities – pretty doors, gorgeous shrines, triumphal arches, etc. 

I just a- door this city!

This place is rem- arc -able!

It’s impossible to ruin this view!

No place I’d rath’ abbey.

Port of me never wants to leave.

Loose lips sink trips.

This palace is a breath of fresh heir .

Dome stop believing.

Shrine bright like a diamond.

Windmills? I’m a huge fan !

Another sun bites the dust.

I harbor such a soft spot for this place.

This trip is off the train !

I think this cathedral is beautiful. Thanks for glass -king!

Airplane Puns

No one can accuse this trip of being plane.

Being this high off the ground feel air -mazing!

We don’t have a set itinerary, so we’re just going to wing it.

The food served on the flight was just a bit plane .

Planes are awesome. Ignorance is blimps . 

Road Trip Puns

Having a wheel nice time!

We Audi here!

Having a ferry good time!

Yukon have a great time on the open road.

We’re going on an ad- van -ture!

Blonde the road again.

The pilot thickens.

Been driving a day. I need a brake !

Get Miata here!

Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire -ing!

Beach Trip Puns

Keep palm and carry on.

Adios, beaches.

Life is better in slow m- ocean .

Beach you to it!

I got 99 problems, but a beach ain’t one.

Beach you to it.

Kelp ! I need somebody. Kelp ! Not just anybody!

Everything is going swimmingly .

Stick to the sea -nic route.

Girls just wanna have sun .

Leaving the office on cruise control.

See you on the flip tide .

It’s a- boat time we took a vacation!

I can’t be tide down.

Seas the day.

Sea you real soon.

Time for a shell -abration!

This trip is sand -sational!

Sea you later, alligator.

Craving some vitamin sea.

Geography Puns

Tropic like it’s hot.

Mountains are just hill areas.

Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.

Hiking is great for an altitude adjustment.

Climbing up here was hard, but now we can just c-hill and enjoy the view!

These mountains are s-peak-tacular! 

Suite dreams.

I prefer hotels because I don’t like hostel attitude.

Expect to get pool -ed in!

Lodge -r than life!

Everything is bedder on vacation!

Travel Food Puns

Scoops, I did it again! (For your ice cream and gelato shots)

Having a brew -tiful morning! (For any coffee or tea-related pics)

I love this city a waffle lot! 

This place stole a pizza my heart.

I have to d’ eclair my love for this city.

Traveling has turned me into a gelat- ho .

I love this place a ge- lot -o.

It’s important to have a good work/life beer -lance.

Another one bites the crust .

What’s knot to love about this place? (For your perfect street pretzels)

We’re having a berry good time.

I a- dough this city.

Feeling like a melon bucks!

The food here is soup -er!

I can’t espresso how much I love this view.

I’m just a sucker for sweets. (Perfect for any candy shots or candy shops) 

Souvenir & Shopping Puns

My weekend is booked .

Shop up or ship out!

Having a fan -tastic time!

Coming home from vacay with a new hat -itude.

Shopping at the market should produce some good results!

The face that launched a thousand shopping trips.

Hoping souvenir shopping at this market will  spice up my kitchen.

Camping Puns

Let’s hang ! (Great for your hammock photos)

Do I look flushed? Because I have cabin fever!

Camping weekends are fun but they’re so in- tents !

Tree -t yo self.

I’m always down for camping s’mores!

May the forest be with you.

Canoe believe how gorgeous this lake is?

Camping with friends is time well tent .

Autumn Travel Puns

Don’t sweater the small stuff.

Just fall -ing in love with this city!

I fall in love with new cities autumn -atically.

It’s so beautiful here. I never want to leaf !

It’s even more beauti- fall in person!

Winter Travel Puns

Watt’s up? (For any beautiful holiday light displays)

This city gives a great frost impression!

If you love Christmas so much, you should merry it!

There’s snow way I ever want to leave.

I’m not freezing you out, I’m just on vacation!

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190 Funny Travel Puns & Vacation Puns for Instagram Captions

In the realm of Instagram captions, travel puns and vacation puns reign supreme. They add the perfect dash of humor to your wanderlust-infused posts , turning them from simple trip updates into sources of joy and laughter.

As a travel writer and an expert in crafting Instagram captions, I’ve traversed over 40 countries , unraveling the humor tucked away in each journey. What I’ve learned from living abroad is that every step can inspire a giggle and every scenery, a joke.

That’s why, in this post, I’ve rounded up 190 of the most hilarious travel jokes , vacation jokes, and jokes about traveling to add that funny bone to your Insta game. These aren’t your average dad travel jokes but they are full of wit and creativity.

Brace yourselves, your Instagram captions are about to board a flight of hilarity.

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Funny Travel Puns

Ready to embark on a journey filled with funny travel puns? These quips are more than just cheap flights of fancy—they’re first-class tickets to humor that will leave your followers in stitches. Buckle up as we journey through ten of the funniest puns about travel, crafted to lighten up your travel diaries.

Traveling to the USA? I’ve written up a comprehensive list of the best California puns , jokes about San Francisco , funny Hawaii puns and NYC puns for your reading delight.

• “I’m Havana great time in Cuba!”

“2. You Rome around and end up in the most ‘pasta-tively’ amazing places!”

3. “Feeling ‘Finntastic’ in Helsinki!”

4. “I can’t ‘Belize’ how beautiful this place is!”

5. “Eiffel in love with Paris at first sight.”

6. “Venice to meet you, beautiful city!”

7. “You’d Bay-k-u to be as lucky as me in Azerbaijan!”

8. “Having a ‘whale’ of a time in Norway!”

9. “Fjord to choose one favorite spot, it would be Norway!”

10. “Beaches love my sunny personality.”

Short Travel Jokes

There’s a subtle art to crafting short travel jokes that pack a punch. It’s all about finding the funny in the fleeting moments, the unexpected stops and the bumpy flights. They are the condensed versions of our travel dad jokes, offering mirthful reflections on our shared wanderlust.

11. “Why don’t we ever play hide and seek with mountains? They always peak!”

12. “Why did the tourist get cold at the equator? He left his windows ‘polar’ open!”

13. “Why don’t secrets work on a vacation? Because even a suitcase can’t keep its lips sealed.”

14. “Why did the tomato turn red on vacation? Because it saw the salad dressing!”

15. “Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? They always take flight paths!”

16. “Why do travelers trust their cars? They always take them on road ‘trips’!”

17. “What’s a globetrotter’s favorite exercise? Cardio-van!”

18. “Why do tourists go to bakeries? They knead a break.”

19. “Why are road trips the best form of therapy? They help you find your route!”

20. “Why don’t globetrotters get tired? They always follow their wander-rest.”

Catchy Traveling Jokes

There’s something irresistibly contagious about traveling jokes. Perhaps it’s how they encapsulate our shared experiences, turning the quirks of our journeys into hearty laughter. These catchy traveling jokes are the perfect companions for your next adventure, adding a spark of humor to your shared experiences.

21. “How does a globe-trotter say goodbye? ‘Alpaca my bags!'”

22. “Why did the backpacker carry a map? He didn’t want to go off on a tangent!”

23. “Why don’t travelers get old? They keep going on new trips!”

24. “Why do globetrotters make great detectives? They always get the ‘route’ of the problem!”

25. “What do you call a country that only serves fast food? A ‘fast-paced’ nation!”

26. “Why did the photographer carry a clock on his journey? He wanted to ‘watch’ the world!”

27. “What do you call a well-organized traveler? Someone who ‘packs’ a punch!”

28. “Why are comedians the best travelers? They always crack up on their trips!”

29. “Why don’t tourists in Egypt ever get lost? They always follow their ‘mummy’!”

30. “What do you call a traveler who never sleeps? A ‘knight’ wanderer!”

Jokes about Traveling and Food

Travel and food are the perfect recipe for laughter. Stirring up humor from our culinary escapades, these jokes about traveling and food are a delectable addition to your Instagram captions, adding flavor to your mouthwatering images and stories.

31. “Why don’t we tell secrets at a campground? The potatoes have ‘eyes’, the corn has ‘ears’ and the beans ‘stalk’!”

32. “Why was the bread on vacation a ‘roll’ model? It never loafed around!”

33. “What’s a tourist’s favorite type of pasta? ‘Travel’-oni!”

34. “Why did the traveler bring yeast on his journey? He wanted everything to ‘rise’ to the occasion!”

35. “What’s a globe-trotter’s favorite type of party? A ‘tea’-party!”

36. “Why did the burger take a vacation? It wanted to ketchup on life!”

37. “Why are tacos the best travel companions? They always spice things up!”

38. “Why do travelers love a good brew? It makes them feel ‘hoppy’!”

39. “What’s a foodie’s favorite part of a journey? The ‘taste’ of adventure!”

40. “What do you call a well-traveled piece of bread? A ‘crust’-world traveler!”

Funny Vacation Jokes

Vacations are the perfect time to unwind, relax, and share a hearty laugh. From the funny mishaps to the surprising discoveries, these funny vacation jokes encapsulate the lighter side of taking a break. So sit back, enjoy the humor, and get ready to LOL on your next holiday.

41. “Why don’t vacations ever get lost? They always follow the ‘holiday’ road!”

42. “Why are vacations the best comedians? They always crack you ‘up’!”

43. “What do you call a snowman on vacation? A ‘melt’-away!”

44. “Why did the traveler go on a diet during his vacation? He didn’t want any ‘extra baggage’!”

45. “Why did the sand blush on vacation? The sea waves!”

46. “What’s a vacation’s favorite type of math? ‘Sum’-mer math!”

47. “Why do vacations make great actors? They’re always in the ‘holiday’ spirit!”

48. “Why did the sun go on a vacation? It needed to lighten up!”

49. “What’s a tourist’s favorite type of music? ‘Trip’ hop!”

50. “Why was the beach the best vacation spot? It always waved ‘hi’!”

Best Vacation Puns

The best vacation puns are like the perfect travel snapshots – they capture the spirit of a place with a dash of humor. These pun-tastic vacation highlights are your secret ingredient for an Instagram caption that stands out. Visiting a hot destination? These are the perfect sunshine captions for your next post. Or perhaps a desert like the Sahara or Death Valley? These witty desert puns have you covered.

51. “Sea you at the beach!”

52. “Life’s a beach, enjoy the ‘waves’!”

53. “I’m in a serious ‘re-lake-tionship’!”

54. “Having a ‘shell’ of a time at the beach!”

55. “Keep palm and carry on!”

56. “Don’t ‘desert’ me now!”

57. “I’m all about that ‘beach’ life!”

58. “Beach, please!”

59. “Tropic like it’s hot!”

60. “Sandy toes, sun-kissed nose!”

Airplane Puns

Up in the skies, there’s no shortage of humor. These airplane puns will take your Instagram captions to new heights, making sure your humor is flying high as you cruise through the clouds.

61. “Having a ‘plane’ awesome time up here!”

62. “I’m on ‘cloud nine’!”

63. “This trip is really ‘taking off’!”

64. “Just ‘winging’ it on this flight!”

65. “I’ve got that ‘jet-set’ mindset!”

66. “In-flight meals are really ‘plane’ food!”

67. “Life is better in the ‘sky-lane’!”

68. “Just ‘air-living’ my best life!”

69. “Feeling ‘first-classy’ up here!”

70. “This flight is absolutely ‘fly’!”

Witty Jokes about Flying

The miracle of flight is not just awe-inspiring—it can be downright hilarious, too! These witty jokes about flying will make sure your Instagram captions never have a layover from laughter.

71. “Why did the airplane get a timeout? It had a bad ‘attitude’!”

72. “Why don’t planes ever get tired? They have a lot of ‘fans’!”

73. “Why was the airplane always happy? It always took things ‘lightly’!”

74. “Why do birds not use Facebook? They already tweet in the sky!”

75. “What do you call a plane that’s afraid to fly? A ‘scared-e-cat’!”

76. “Why don’t planes ever get lost? They always ‘wing it’!”

77. “Why was the airplane always cold? It left all its ‘windows’ open!”

78. “What’s an airplane’s favorite game? ‘Runway’ or the highway!”

79. “Why did the plane go to school? It wanted to improve its ‘landing’ skills!”

80. “Why did the airplane bring sunscreen? It didn’t want to catch a ‘flair’!”

Map Puns for Travel

There’s something uniquely amusing about cartography, and these map puns capture that hilarity in the most delightful way. Navigate your way through these puns for an Instagram caption that charts a course to laughter.

81. “You ‘meridian’ my mind!”

82. “This adventure is ‘off the charts’!”

83. “Just ‘longitude’ and latitude!”

84. “Map my words, this trip is incredible!”

85. “Globe-trotting and ‘map’ plotting!”

86. “Finding my ‘latitude’ in life!”

87. “Life is ‘map’nificent!”

88. “Just ‘scale’-ing new heights!”

89. “I’m on top of the ‘map’!”

90. “Chart-ing my own path!”

Island Jokes for Vacation

Island life is the perfect setting for some beachy humor. These island jokes for vacation capture the fun, sun, and surf of a tropical getaway. They’ll make your Instagram captions as refreshing as a cool sea breeze. Heading to the beautiful Hawaiian islands? These Hawaii puns , inspiring Hawaii quotes or Maui jokes for Instagram have you covered.

91. “Why did the sand go to school? To become a little ‘brighter’!”

92. “Why was the beach so good at calming people down? It always waved ‘hi’!”

93. “Why do islands never get lost? They always ‘follow the current’!”

94. “Why did the island win an award? It was outstanding in its ‘field’!”

95. “What do islands use to make a call? A ‘shell’-phone!”

96. “Why was the ocean friendly to the island? It gave it a ‘wave’!”

97. “Why don’t islands ever go out of style? They always keep it ‘shore’!”

98. “Why was the island so popular? It was a ‘hot spot’!”

99. “Why did the island become a gardener? It loved ‘plantations’!”

100. “Why did the island go on a diet? It wanted a ‘beach body’!”

A stay at a hotel can be an experience full of fun, comfort, and yes, humor! These hotel puns are ready to check-in to your Instagram captions, providing a suite touch of laughter.

101. “Having a ‘suite’ time at the hotel!”

102. “This hotel stay is ‘room-arkable’!”

103. “Life is ‘maid’ better with room service!”

104. “At the hotel, I feel like a ‘guest’ star!”

105. “Feeling ‘inn’credible at this place!”

106. “I’ve got ‘lofty’ ambitions for this vacation!”

107. “Just ‘bed-ding’ down for the night!”

108. “Life is ‘suite’ at the top!”

109. “In a ‘roomantic’ getaway!”

110. “Having a ‘rest’-ful vacation!”

Puns about Countries

Travel is an opportunity to immerse oneself in diverse cultures, and these puns about countries are here to celebrate this vibrant tapestry of experiences. They’re a passport to laughter, ready to stamp their humor onto your Instagram captions.

111. “This country has stolen a ‘pizza’ my heart!”

112. “I ‘Russia’d to see this beautiful sight!”

113. “I’m ‘China’ have a good time here!”

114. “This place is ‘Egyp-tacular’!”

115. “India-ed, this journey is amazing!”

116. “Nothing can ‘matcha’ the beauty of Japan!”

117. “It’s ‘Swede’ to be traveling again!”

118. “Can’t ‘Belgium’-ine how lovely this is!”

119. “Greece-ing the wheels of my wanderlust!”

120. “I’m ‘Finland’-ing my travel groove!”

Travel Jokes about Cities

Exploring the urban landscape can bring out some unexpected humor. Bright lights, bustling streets, and towering skyscrapers create a playground for laughs. These city-centric travel jokes, infused with metropolitan wit, will make your Instagram captions a hit in the concrete jungle. Heading to sunny San Francisco or LA? Grab one of these fun San Francisco quotes or LA captions .

Is London calling? Of course, I have you covered with the best London captions for Instagram , too.

121. “Cities have a lot of ‘paved’ achievements under their belt!”

122. “Urban planning is no ‘concrete’ science. It’s always evolving!”

123. “Ever notice how cities are always ‘up’ to something?”

124. “In city life, everything is ‘sky’-high, even the rent!”

125. “Cities can be quite ‘street’-smart when they want to be!”

126. “Metropolitan areas sure love their ‘grid’-locks!”

127. “Tall buildings are the city’s way of ‘reaching’ out!”

128. “City folks are always ‘rushing’, even when they’re not in a hurry!”

129. “Cities never ‘sleep’, they just take power naps!”

130. “Every city is a ‘boulevard’ of broken dreams and shiny new ones!”

Cute Tourist Jokes

Being a tourist often means embracing the unexpected, funny moments that make each trip unique. With these cute tourist jokes, your travel and puns infused Instagram captions will be as captivating as your holiday snaps.

131. “Tourists always have a ‘world’-wind romance with their destinations!”

132. “Every traveler has a ‘point’ of interest – the next adventure!”

133. “Tourists can really ‘map’ out their happiness!”

134. “Vacation photographs always have a ‘shutter’-fly effect on me!”

135. “Tourists often ‘fall’ for the charm of autumn travels!”

136. “Travelers are just ‘plane’ crazy about new adventures!”

137. “Tourists love to ‘sea’ the world, don’t they?”

138. “Globetrotters are the ‘reel’ deal when it comes to spinning travel tales!”

139. “Who else ‘beaches’ about the end of a vacation?”

140. “Tourists are always on a ‘roll’, especially when it involves sushi in Japan!”

Road Trip Puns

Hitting the open road is a quintessential part of the travel experience. Here, every turn and detour is an opportunity for a giggle or two. With these road trip puns, your Instagram captions about long drives will cruise through the laughter highway in style.

141. “Taking the ‘scenic route’ to happiness!”

142. “This road trip is ‘driving’ me crazy with joy!”

143. “I’ve got the ‘travel bug’, better ‘car’-antine myself!”

144. “Highway to ‘hell-o’ beautiful landscapes!”

145. “Just ‘road’-mancing the world!”

146. “Feeling ‘tire’-d, but the journey is worth it!”

147. “Living life in the ‘fast lane’!”

148. “I’m on a ‘roll’, nothing can ‘brake’ me!”

149. “Car trips always ‘fuel’ my sense of adventure!”

150. “I’ve got a ‘street’ sense for adventure!”

Fall Travel Puns

Autumn brings a cornucopia of color and charm to our travels. Here are some fall travel puns that will add a bit of seasonal humor to your Instagram captions, making them as crisp and delightful as an autumn day. I particularly love NYC in the fall with the beautiful orange leaves. If you happen to visiting, make sure to have one of these Central Park puns or Brooklyn Bridge captions in your back pocket.

151. “Having a ‘gourd’ time on my autumn travels!”

152. “I ‘fall’ for travel every time!”

153. “This journey is ‘unbe-leaf-able’!”

154. “I’m so ‘ready’ for sweater weather!”

155. “I ‘autumn’-atically feel happier when traveling!”

156. “Taking the ‘scenic route’ to fall in love with autumn!”

157. “Travel during fall? ‘Yes, I ‘leaf’ can!”

158. “Fall travels leave me ‘pumpkin’-d!”

159. “Autumn voyages really ‘rake’ in the fun!”

160. “Oh my ‘gourd’, this fall trip is amazing!”

Winter Travel Puns

Winter travels carry their own charm, with snow-laden landscapes and cozy firesides. These cool winter travel puns will add some seasonal sparkle to your Instagram captions, making them as inviting as a mug of hot cocoa on a frosty day.

161. “I’m ‘snow’ excited about this trip!”

162. “This journey is ‘flake’-ing awesome!”

163. “Winter travels always ‘melt’ my heart!”

164. “Having an ‘ice’ time on my winter getaway!”

165. “I’m ‘freezing’ these memories in time!”

166. “My travel spirit never ‘frosts’ over!”

167. “Ice to meet you, Winter Wonderland!”

168. “Winter vacations? ‘Snow’ problem!”

169. “I ‘sleigh’ when it comes to winter travels!”

170. “Stay ‘frosty’, my winter adventure has just begun!”

Spring Vacation Puns

Spring is a time of renewal, and what’s better than rejuvenating your senses with a lovely vacation? These spring vacation puns are as refreshing as a spring breeze, ready to blossom in your Instagram captions.

“171. I’ve got a ‘spring’ in my step on this trip!”

172. “This journey is ‘blooming’ marvelous!”

173. “Spring travels always ‘grow’ on me!”

174. “I’m ‘be-leaf-ing’ in the magic of travel!”

175. “This trip has ‘sprung’ me to life!”

176. “Time to ‘blossom’ in the city of love!”

177. “Having a ‘bud’-iful time this spring!”

178. “Spring vacation is a ‘breath’ of fresh air!”

179. “I’m ‘petal’-ing my way through this beautiful city!”

180. “Spring travels? ‘Yes, I ‘bud’ do!”

Jokes about Summer Vacation

The sunny season of summer is the perfect time for travel and humor! These jokes about summer vacation will make your Instagram captions as hot as a day at the beach. So, get ready to dive into the laughter pool! There’s just something really special about watching the sundip below the horizon on a sandy beach. These sunset quotes are your ticket to social media fame.

181. “Summer vacations always ‘sun’d me good vibes!”

182. “I’ve got a ‘tan’-talizing tale from my beach travels!”

183. “The sea and I are ‘shore’ to be best friends!”

184. “Summer vacations? Always a ‘bright’ idea!”

185. “I can ‘beach’ about travel all day long!”

186. “Summer trips always ‘heat’ up my adventurous spirit!”

187. “This trip is a ‘ray’ of sunshine in my travelogue!”

188. “I’m always ‘shore’ of a good time on summer vacations!”

189. “Beach trips ‘sand’ me straight to happiness!”

190. “This summer vacation is ‘sun’-thing special!”

Best Travel Puns & Vacation Puns Conclusion

As we conclude this whirlwind tour of travel puns, vacation puns, and every conceivable form of hilarity in between, remember that the best trips are the ones that make us laugh at the journey as much as we marvel at the destination.

Whether it’s puns about countries, jokes about cities, or road trip dad jokes, the world is brimming with funny vacation jokes that can turn your next travel post into a landmark of wit and whimsy.

So, keep exploring, keep laughing, and most importantly, keep sharing the joy. Your Instagram followers, like eager tourists, await the next fun-filled update.

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Haley is the founder of the global travel blog, Haley Blackall Travel. She has travelled to 40+ countries across 5 continents over the last 15 years and is considered an expert in her field.

She loves to share honest first hand experience from her travels. Her goal is to help readers planning their next trip by providing in-depth travel guides and recommendations for her favourite boutique hotels, things to do and travel itineraries.

Haley focuses her expertise on countries such as Greece, Turkey, Italy, Costa Rica, Australia, Sri Lanka and Indonesia.

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101 Funny Travel Puns (with City Names and One-Liner)

I absolutely love travel puns. They can be so hilarious, creative, unique. Some of them would be even fantastic to put on t-shirts, others may be a bit silly. Upgrade your trip with these funny and best travel puns and jokes.

Some of them are city-related, others to sights and even food. You can use these travel and backpacking puns for your instagram captions, whatsapp status or facebook updates. Be creative!

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Best Travel Puns and Jokes

I want to kick off this list with my favorite best travel puns and word plays. Some of them are very short puns for traveling, others are, well, longer. Some of these puns are original travel-related puns by Hostelgeeks. Please tag us and credit us, that would make our day ❤️

I just a-door this city!

Nothing about this trip is plane.

I am always in good mood when traveling. After all, I am a No-Mad. (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

Two backpackers in a hostel.

“Kenya tell me your favorite country to visit?”

“OMAN…this is really a tough question. What about you?”

“Yea-man, there is so many”

(by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

We thought our tour guide got lost in Tokyo, but he said it was all part of Ja-plan.

When traveling in November: Wish you a success-fall trip!

With all these lockdowns and quarantines, let’s see when we Ghana travel again. (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

I just met you, but I can already tel-aviv you like backpacking Israel. (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

I love to travel around South America. You are never Bolivia it how beautiful it is. (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

Finally found some cover from the rain and was able to take a sigh of re-leaf.

Trying not to overdue it with the library puns, so I will put them on hold.

Might buy a boat schooner or later. For now a kayak will do.

– by instagram.com/welove

It was love at first flight.

When in Venice: Let’s get fizzical.

This place is rem-arc-able!

Traveling to the Bahamas is a pig deal! (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

The ancient history behind this archaeological site makes it Saudi-sirable to visit.

Tropic like it’s hot.

When traveling, sometimes, Alaska local for directions.

Having suite dreams.

Suites in Hostels & Hotels: Of course, there are funny hotels puns as well with this. You can be creative here and turn your suite dreams into beautiful wallpapers too.

I absolutely love backpacking South America. You could say, I really Ecua-dor it. (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

Oman was beautiful, now I Muscat-ch my plane.

That’s it!!!! I have to Quito my job and backpack the world. (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

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Having to unpack my suitcase after vacation is like the ultimate emotional baggage.

There is Norway I want to go back home.

It’s impossible to ruin this view!

Always a flamingo-od experience visiting Bolivia.

I never believed I could travel the world, but a friend of mine told Yucatan do it.

Every backpacker before a trip: Don’t know where to go? Just winging it.

It’s impossible to ruin the view of the Colosseum.

Travel Puns with City Names

With so many cities around the world, you can do pretty much endless puns. And this is not just with cities, but also countries and areas. Have a look, you will ecu-adore them for sure.

I love travelling to Croatia. Especially in summer, it is very hvarm. (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

I once traveled around the Middle East. How? Well, I-ran. (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

My favorite ream cheese is Philadelphia.

I will travel to France. After all, I have nothing Toulouse.

Moher Risk, Moher Fun!

I hear the deserts in Stockholm are very swedeaned.

When I travel to Australia, I need to earn some money. I was thinking about baby-sydneying.

My favorite meal and country to visit? Turkey.

You know what…PHUKET, I will travel now! (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

I was backpacking the middle east…and OMAN, it was beautiful!

Why travel the world? Cusco’mon you only live once!

I once traveled to Puerto Escondido in Mexico…I could not find it! (by Hostelgeeks ❤️)

It is Amalfi-ly difficult having to leave Positano.

Having the best Thames in London!

What a Rome-antic city.

This country is un-belizable.

I am a Ghent-lemen.

The puns in Croatia were Hvar from satisfactory.

Where does Homer Simpson travel to? Oklahomer.

Bulgaria? Sofia, so good.

I am just rome-ing…

I’m Havana great time.

Beach Puns for Traveling

When traveling is possible again, I will beach you to it.

I once travel to Puerto Escondido in Mexico…I could not find it!

Lagos back to the beach!

Arrivederci, beaches.

Keep palm and carry on.

I need Vitamin SEA.

My favorite destination? Shorely Thailand.

It’s a-boat time we took a vacation!

Stick to the sea-nic route.

What is the favorite destination of a single guy backpacker? Isla Mujeres!

Sea you real soon.

How do you know if it is a friendly ocean? It waves.

There is so much still to sea.

I try not to get tide down in one place when there is so much to sea.

Life is better in slow m- ocean .

Best Funny Travel Food Puns

Obviously food plays a big role when we all travel this world. From Paella in Spain, Croissant in France to Burritos in Mexico and Sushi in Japan. And I would bet, you already have right now your favorite travel food in mind…am I right?

Therefore, food deserves its own travel food puns and world plays.

Scoops, I did it again.

Do you wanna taco about it?

My friends traveled way more than me while I was busy eating. Now I have to ketchup.

When I travel in Mexico, I am never burrito-ed.

When backpacking Belgium, time fries.

When backpacking France, time fries.

I want to travel to Argentina again, just to meat again.

When I am not hungry, I have nacho problem.

Do you want to travel together? Sure, let’s spice it up a bit.

I scream ICE-CREAM!

Another one bites the crust.

I like colorful things, it reminds me of my home in avocolorado.

This place stole a pizza my heart.

I love to travel and to eat. Yeah, I am a real weir-dough.

I am your biggest flan.

I appeachiate traveling with you.

I am always in a good mood when backpacking Mexico. So no queSADilla for me today.

I do-nut want to go home.

Summary for Best Puns for Travel

What does one traveler say to the other? Glad, you made it that far. Same here. I really hope you enjoyed this selection of my favorite funny travel puns. I added city names, beach quotes, countries and even food.

You know, pretty much anything you need for a vacation.

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25 Travel Jokes for Road Trippers and Beach Goers

If you're like us, there's never a bad time to plan your next getaway . Family travel creates unforgettable moments that evoke so many emotions and memories. Most notably, you'll drum up plenty of candid travel jokes that make you laugh over the years that follow.

Keeping that in mind, we assembled a collection of knock knock jokes, one-liners from around the world, and puns that every dad wearing khakis and fanny packs will LOVE to use. Whether you're looking for a funny quote while driving through the Midwest or in need of a great social media caption, here are some travel jokes sure to keep you enter- train -ed during your journey!

Travel Jokes & One Liners

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1. Is that a fork in the road? Guess we should you do stop for lunch!

2. How do fleas like to travel? Itch hiking!

3. I've always wanted to travel to Finland, but I'm afraid I might disappear into FinAir!

4. What country has the most germs? Germany!

5. There's Norway I want to go back home to the United States.

6. Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York!

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7. Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas!

8. I used to be addicted to time travel, but that's all in the past now.

9. I'd like to be a time traveler, but there's no future in it.

10. What did the pig say on the beach? I'm bacon!

11. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Car go "beep beep!"

12. Knock, knock. 

Europe who?

OMG no, you are!

Funny Travel Puns

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13. Visiting St. Paul's Cathedral? Dome  stop believing!

14. Don't bother asking the flight attendant for a travel time. We'll just wing it !

15. All about the van life? Looks like another ad-van-ture  awaits!

16. Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire -ing!

17. I hear Times Square in New York City is de- light -ful!

18. Why did the witch stay in a hotel? She heard they had great broom  service!

19. Headed for Florida? Keep palm  and carry on.

20. I got 99 problems, but a beach  ain't one!

21. My favorite family vacation are cruises. I mean, it's a- boat  time for a vacation!

22. Ah, the beach. Time for a shell -abration!

23. This vacay is making me want to tropic  like it's hot.

24. Not big on the water? Hiking is great for an altitude  adjustment.

25. Never forget: Camping with friends is time well tent .

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33 Travel Puns For Instagram, Because You Never Get Tide Down To One Place

With all the traveling you've been doing this summer, you have tons and tons of pics to share on the 'Gram. You might even be running out of storage space on your phone, and are tired of getting that message to clear it out. I've been slowing rolling out the best of the best, so my friends aren't overwhelmed with every awesome vacation pic all at once. However, that means I'm running out of captions for every pic I post. Sometimes, you just want something fun and witty, rather than an inspirational quote. That's why having a backlog of travel puns for Instagram on your phone is necessary.

Let's be real: Picking out the best pic for the 'Gram is easy. It's also super simple easy to choose the right filter and hashtags. The thing that stumps everyone is finding the right words for your caption. Sometimes, it even stops you from posting altogether, or sending your pics to sit in your drafts. No one wants that. The world needs to see your vacay pics, so don't let some words stop you from showing off your weekend getaways and beach days. When you're packing your suitcase for your next trip, make sure to bring along these 33 travel puns. Then, you'll be ready to jet set to tons of Insta likes that'll be coming your way.

1. "Nothing about this trip is plane."

2. "Tropic like it's hot."

3. "Keep palm and carry on."

4. "Sent with love."

5. "Having to unpack my suitcase after vacation is like the ultimate emotional baggage."

6. "There's Norway I want to go back home."

7. "Sea you real soon."

8. "Seas the day."

9. "Adios, beaches."

10. "Keep it plane and simple."

11. "Don't know where to go? Just wing it."

12. "Bun voyage."

13. "Having suite dreams."

14. "I got 99 problems, but a beach ain't one."

15. "You have the passport to my heart."

16. "Alpaca my bags for the next vacation."

17. "Heading to the beach, I'm traveling light."

18. "I'm Havana great time."

19. "When traveling, sometimes, Alaska local for directions."

20. "Juneau where we're going?"

21. "I'm free to Rome in Italy."

22. "Sea you later."

23. "Beach you to it."

24. "Shore, you don't want to come along?"

25. "Time flies when you're on a plane."

26. "Traveling is my Seoul mate."

27. "I need vitamin sea."

28. "I don't Bolivia how beautiful it is here."

29. "Keeping it reel on vacation."

30. "You float my boat."

31. "It's aboat time I went on vacation."

32. "Feeling fintastic."

33. "Don't get tide down in one place when there is so much to sea."

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129+ Hilarious Travel Puns That Will Make Your Trip Unforgettable!

Travel✈️ is any or every time we move from one place to another. Usually, as the lay man people take this word only when they may move from one city to another or from one country to another. 

Mentioned below are some best travel puns that you can actually always use. Welcome aboard, pun enthusiasts!

Prepare for takeoff as we go on a hilarious journey filled with travel puns that’ll have you laughing😂 all the way to your next destination.

Funny Travel Puns

Q: Have you watched that movie ‘Travel Dead’? A: Yes, I have seen it.

Q: What kind of cake do you want for your birthday? A: I just want a black tourist cake for my birthday.

Q: Why did the traveler go to the beach? A: To find some shore-ly good puns!

Q: What do you call a traveling skeleton? A: A bone-voyager.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of math? A: Geography!

Q: Why did the traveler become a baker? A: To make a world of delicious treats. My Experience : Reminds me of a friend who, after traveling extensively and experiencing various cuisines around the world, decided to pursue a career in baking. Their goal was to recreate the flavors and memories of their travels through delectable pastries and desserts.

Q: Why did the traveler become a lawyer? A: To explore the world of legal briefs.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of book? A: Globe-trotting tales.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a superhero? A: Captain Wanderlust!

Q: Why did the traveler become a teacher? A: To teach the art of adventure.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of movie? A: The Wanderer’s Chronicles!

Q: Why did the traveler become a doctor? A: To cure a case of wanderlust.

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Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of weather? A: Adventure-filled skies.

Q: Why did the traveler become a scientist? A: To explore the world’s mysteries.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of music? A: World beats.

Q: Why did the traveler join the military? A: To see the world and serve.

Q: Why did the traveler become a sculptor? A: To create adventure-inspired art.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of sport? A: World-ball.

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Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a life coach? A: A journey mentor.

Q: Why did the traveler become an archaeologist? A: To uncover ancient adventures.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a comedian? A: A wander-laughter.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of party? A: A wander-bash.

Q: Why did the traveler become a fitness instructor? A: To stretch their horizons. Pro Experience : This reminds me of a friend who, after exploring different cultures and lifestyles during their travels, decided to delve into fitness and wellness. By becoming a fitness instructor, they aimed to share their passion for healthy living and help others broaden their perspectives on physical well-being.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a software developer? A: A code wanderer.

Q: Why did the traveler become a politician? A: To bring wanderlust to the world.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a bartender? A: A globe-trotting mixologist.

Q: Why did the traveler become a movie director? A: To make journey-inspired films.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a writer? A: A globe-trotting author.

Q: Why did the traveler become a marine biologist? A: To explore the depths of the ocean.

Journey Jests 🚶‍♂️🤭

Q: Why did the traveler become a translator? A: To bridge the language gap around the world.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s an architect? A: A wanderlust-inspired builder.

Q: Why did the traveler become a journalist? A: To share stories from around the globe.

Q: Why did the traveler become a chef? A: To cook up global cuisine.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a dancer? A: A wandering foxtrotter.

Q: Why did the traveler become an environmentalist? A: To protect the world they love.

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Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of poetry? A: Journey-inspired verses.

Q: Why did the traveler become a historian? A: To walk through the past.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a stand-up comedian? A: A laugh-wanderer.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a philosopher? A: A wandering thinker.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of dessert? A: Adventure pie. Sigma Experience: This brings to mind a fellow adventurer I met during a trip, who always sought out unique culinary experiences, especially when it came to desserts. They often joked about how each dessert was like a slice of adventure pie, offering a taste of the local culture and flavors from around the world.

Q: Why did the traveler become an astronaut? A: To explore space and beyond.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of fruit? A: Globe-trotting kiwis.

Q: Why did the traveler become a painter? A: To capture the beauty of their journeys on canvas.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a photographer? A: A globe-snapper.

Q: Why did the traveler become a philosopher? A: To ponder the mysteries of the world.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of animal? A: The world-roaming elephant.

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Q: Why did the traveler become a geologist? A: To study the Earth’s fascinating formations.

Q: What do you call a traveler that’s a linguist? A: A language wanderer.

Q: Why did the traveler become a musician? A: To compose melodies inspired by their travels.

Q: What’s a traveler’s favorite type of car? A: The adventure-ready Jeep.

Q: Why did the traveler become an astronomer? A: To gaze at the stars and explore the universe.

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