134 Funny Travel Quotes That Will Make You Laugh 2024
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Looking for a laugh? Check out this bumper collection of the funniest and most relatable travel quotes out there.
Designed to put a smile on your face and inspire your next travel adventure, these funny travel quotes will banish boredom and keep you entertained whilst you wait for your next trip to roll around. They are created to be shared, so make sure you send your favorite ones onto your friends!
Fun Quotes About Traveling When Youāre Broke
- Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once”.
- Friend: Letās go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but Iām pora pora.
- My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
- When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.
- If traveling was free, BYE!
Funny Quotes about Travel
- I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wild…
- Me: āI want to travel moreā, the bank account: āLike, to the park?ā
- Me before vacation: “Iām going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. Iām gonna stay in a hostel and everything.”Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncleās new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*
- I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
Funny Travel Instagram Captions
- At the end of the dayā¦Iād rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.
- I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.
- Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
- I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.
- Backpacking is money spent on Education.
- Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean slate.
Funny Captions on Travel For When You’re At Work
- How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.
- I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.
- Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.
- I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!
Funny Holiday Quotes
- Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
- Yeah, working is greatā¦but have you tried travelling.
- There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
- Physically Iām here. Mentally Iām in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.
- Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Donāt be an ironing board.
Funny Captions for Trip with Friends
- Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.
- I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip toā¦anywhere.
- I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.
- I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
Travel Quotes About Funny But True Life Priorities
- Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.
- Forget champagne and caviar ā Taste the world instead
- I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine
- I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.
- Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport.
Holiday Quotes Funny
- People having babiesā¦and Iām like: What country am I going to next?
- I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.
- I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.
- Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!
- Reality called, so I hung up.
Funny Quotes For Vacation Obsessed Globetrotters
- I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.
- Iām a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. Iām headed to the airport.
- Iāve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!
- “You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…
- Travsessed ( n .) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips
Vacation Quotes Funny
- Itās bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
- Good things come to those, who book flights.
- I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.
- Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.
- You canāt buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.
Funny Quotes on Travel
- Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers. – George Carlin
- A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
- āBe strongā, I whisper to my WiFi signal
- Jetlag is for amateurs
Funny Vacation Captions You Can Relate To
- My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a dr*ggie, do they realize how lucky they are?
- A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
- Don’t speak the language. Already said 3 times “what”. Now just smile and nod and hope for the best.
- Me travelling. Person: “Un Cafe?” Me: “Oui” Person: “Sucre” Me: “Non” Person: “You speak very good french” Me: “Gracias”
- You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.
Travel Captions Funny
- Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me?
- Education is important. But travel is importanter!
- If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.
- Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 14 Pro.
- I donāt know where Iām going, but Iām going. Are you coming with me?
Funny Quotes about Traveling
- Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now Iām still in Queensland.
- That moment when youāre asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.
- Travelling is like a chocolate box. Donāt matter what you get. All is good.
Funny Quotes On Travel And Love
- Girls donāt wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
- All you need is love a passport.
- I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.
- If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first?
- All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.
Travel Funny Quotes
- Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.
- Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.
- Iāve got a crush on the world.
- I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!
Funny Travel Memes About The Life Goals Of A Traveller
- Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they donāt like. I donāt know about you, but thatās the lifestyle Iām striving for.
- By 35, if Iām not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt whoās always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.
- High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.
- I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.
- Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.
Short Funny Travel Quotes
- Be afraid. And do it anyway.
- Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?
- I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.
- Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.
- I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.
- Live a life you donāt need a vacation from.
Funny Quotes about Vacation
- Work hard. Travel harder.
- I need a holiday. And by āholidayā I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails.
- The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.
- Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.
Funny Vacation Quotes About Packing
- Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
- Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. Iāve packed 35 just to be safe.
- Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favorite chapstick*.
- Watches Netflix happily. Remembers you need to pack. Watches Netflix stressfully.
Funny Traveling Quotes
- Me: I’m not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.
- Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.
- Overpack. Itās why suitcases have wheels now.
Funny Adventure Quotes
- I havenāt worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.
- So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I’m a visitor in my own house what the heck.
- My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.
Funny Captions for Travel
- Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: Iāll probably change a few times a day so Iāll take 21 tops.
- I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.
- Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.
Funny Travel Captions About Airports
- Running to the gate is my cardio.
- Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.
- The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.
- A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.
Funny Adventure Captions
- Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.
- I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.
- “Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport.
Traveling Quotes That Are Funny
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.
- Vacation calories donāt count, right?
- What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?
- Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.
- You canāt make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.
Vacation Funny Quotes
- TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.
- You know itās time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving licenseā¦
- In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.
- Canāt decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of vodka, or 2 months of travel.
- Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.
- My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places Iām about to visit.
Funny Travel Captions for Instagram
121. āJet lag is for amateurs.ā ā Dick Clark
122. āWorst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!ā ā Russell Baker
123. āYou define a good flight by negatives: you didnāt get hijacked, you didnāt crash, you didnāt throw up, you werenāt late, you werenāt nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.ā ā Paul Theroux
124. āIām getting used to wearing flip flops everywhere. Itās a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, Iām gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.ā
Travel Funny Captions
125. āAirplane travel is natureās way of making you look like your passport photo.ā ā Al Gore
126. āBoy, those French. They have a different word for everything.ā ā Steve Martin
127. āPeople travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.ā ā Dagobert D. Runes
128. āDonāt worry about the world ending today; itās already tomorrow in Australia.ā – Charles M. Schulz
129. āAirline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.ā ā Al Boliska
130. āI have found out that there aināt no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with themā ā Mark Twain
131. āDrink heavily with the locals whenever possible.ā – Anthony Bourdain
132. āI travel light but not at the same speed.ā ā Jarod Kintz
133. āA hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.ā ā Chelsea Handler
134. āI crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.ā ā Jarod Kintz
That’s 134 Best Funny Trip Quotes
That’s a wrap on my hand picked selection of the best funny travel quote and witty puns out there. I hope they’ve entertained you and brought a smile to your face.
If so, I’d love to know which of these funny quotes about adventure were your favorites and if you know of any more I need to add to this list please comment below!
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Funny Travel Quotes – 50 of the Funniest Travel Quotes
Here's the biggest collection of funny travel quotes all in one place. Over 50 fun travel quotes designed to put a smile on your face and inspire your next travel adventure.
50 Best Fun Travel Quotes
Do you love traveling? Do you want to make your next trip an unforgettable experience? Here's a list of 50 funny quotes about traveling that will inspire you.
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Travel should be fun!
Our collection of 50 funny travel quotes will inspire you to hit your next adventure with a smile. After all, who doesn't need a little Vitamin Sea in their lives?
Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!
Friend: Letās go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but Iām pora pora.
I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.
Good things come to those, who book flights.
I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.
I need vitamin SEA.
Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.
I havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my list.
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Funny Travel Instagram Captions
Here's a few one liners you can use to liven up your Insta feed for a good laugh!
- I wish that road trips could pay my bills
- At the end of the day.. I'd rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account
- Backpacking is money spent on Education.
- I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn't like itā¦guess, I've to travel then!
- Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.
- Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.
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Funny Road Trip Quotes
Here's a short but sweet sub-section of funny road trip quotes to make you laugh:
- āA road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.ā ā Tom Lichtenheld
- āKilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.ā ā George Carlin
- āI have found out that there aināt no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.ā ā Mark Twain
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Here's 10 more fun travel quotes and sayings. We love this first one! How long has your longest vacation been, and isn't it about time you had another one?
I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!
Itās bad manners to let a vacation wait!
If traveling was free, BYE!
Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.
All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.
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I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!
Girls donāt wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
Travelling is like a chocolate box. Donāt matter what you get. All is good.
I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to ā¦ anywhere.
Youāve never felt true fear until your passport isnāt where you think you left it.
Funny Travel Sayings
If you've ever heard that ‘final boarding call' announcement, you'll appreciate this next travel quote!
Running to the gate is my cardio.
That moment when boarding is complete. And the seat next to you is empty.
A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.
Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. Iāve packed 35 just to be safe.
TIP: You wonāt get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.
I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.
Holiday? Now thatās a word I havenāt heard in a long time.
Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?
I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.
Funny Travel Captions
And there's more! Here's the next section of our collection of funny travel quotes and sayings.
Me: I want to travel. My bank account: Like to the park?
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world ?
Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
Physically Iām here. Mentally Iām in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.
Be afraid. And do it anyway.
Iāve got a crush on the world.
Itās bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
Inspiring Travel Quotes
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People having babies. And Iām likeā¦what country am I going to next?
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.
You canāt make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.
I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.
Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean
Iāve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!
Yeah, working is greatā¦but have you tried travelling.
I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.
I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.
Live a life you don't need a vacation from
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218 Ridiculously Funny Travel Quotes That Travelers Can Relate To
Donāt they say laughter is the best medicine? Well, it is, besides traveling of course.Ā Here I have compiled a list of 218 funny travel quotes that will knock your socks off your feet. I am pretty sure if youāre an avid traveler like me you can relate to each one of these hilarious funny travel quotes if not all.
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1| āTravitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you havenāt travelled in a whileā- Unknown
2| ā Youāve never felt true fear until your passport isnāt where you think you left it.- UnknownĀ
3| āWhatās that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?āĀ
4|āShould I book another flight to go abroad?Ā Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: noā¦I think Iām gonna book the flight.ā- Unknown
5| āBirds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they donāt like. I donāt know about you, but thatās the lifestyle Iām striving for.ā- Unknown
6| āFriend 1: Iām getting a house. Friend 2: Iām having a baby. Friend 3: Iām getting married.Ā Me: Iām headed to the airport.ā- Unknown
7|āThe first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.āĀ ā Rudyard Kipling
8| āImagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.ā- Unknown
9| āI feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip toā¦well, anywhere.ā āĀ Anonymous
10| āWhen youāre trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.ā- Unknown
11| āI get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.ā āĀ Guy Clark
12| āTravelingās not something youāre good at. Itās something you do. Like breathing.ā ā Gayle Foreman
13| āIf youāre upset when traveling, just thing about a T-Rex trying to drink a martiniā¦ā- Unknown
14| āDid you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?ā ā Erma Bombeck
15| āWhat does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?ā āĀ George Carlin
16| āYou canāt buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket and thatās kind of the same thing.ā-Unknown
17| āThereās nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.ā-Stephen Colbert
18| Ā āAirplane travel is natureās way of making you look like your passport photo.ā ā Al Gore
19| āA hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.āĀ āĀ Chelsea Handler
20| āOverpack. Itās why suitcases have wheels now.ā āUnknown
21| āThe cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like toĀ CanadaĀ and stuff.āĀ ā Britney Spears
22| āDonāt worry about the world ending today, itās already tomorrow in Australia.ā-Charles M. Schulz
23| āAdventure, yeah. I guess thatās what you call it when everybody comes back alive.ā ā Mercedes Lackey
24| āPeople complain thereāre delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 yearsā- Louis C.K.
25| āTraveling is like flirting with life. Itās like saying, āI would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. āĀ ā Lisa St. Aubin de Teran
26| āAny time you fly somewhere, donāt pay your credit card bill. If the plane crash lands, those people will never stop looking for you.ā -Kelkulus
27| āMe: I want to travel more. Bank account: like, to the park?ā- Unknown
28| āBoy, those French. They have a different word for everything!ā āSteve Martin
29| āI wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.ā āĀ Unknown
30|āThere are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.ā āĀ Orson Welles
31| āI donāt want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.āĀ
32| āNo matter where you go, there you are.āĀ ā Buckaroo Banzai
33| āThere are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea, or youāre anxious to meet people who do.ā ā Rich Jeni
34| āThe major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.ā āDave Barry
35| āHow is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?ā āĀ George Roberts
36| āIām getting tired of waking up and not being on the beach .ā-Unknown
37| āIf you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.āĀ ā James Michener
38| āImagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life.ā āĀ Jia Tolentino
39| āWhen I go To Travel, I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.ā-Unknown
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40| āCatch flights not feelings.ā -UnknownĀ
41| āI want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.ā- Unknown
42| āHigh fiveĀ if you donāt know what youāre doing with your life and just want to travel the world.ā- UnknownĀ
43| āYou canāt make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.ā- Unknown
44|Ā āTIP: You wonāt get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.ā- Unknown
45| āProcrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.ā- Unknown
46| āAirports: the only place where drinking at 8 AM is socially acceptable.ā- Unknown
47| āRunning to the gate is my cardio.ā- Unknown
48| āWork hard, travel harder.ā -Unknown
49| āIf you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first?- Unknown
50| āA plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.ā-Unknown
51| āMe traveling. Person: āUn cafe?ā Me: āOui.ā Person: āSucre.ā Me: āNon.ā Person: āYou speak very good French.ā Me: āGracias.ā-Unknown
52| āTripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.ā- Unknown
53| āSuitcases are for princesses!ā- Unknown
54| āTravessed (n.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips.ā -Unknown
55| āPeople having babiesā¦and Iām like: What country am I going to next?ā-Unkown
56| āGo to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.ā -Unknown.Ā
57| āI want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!ā-Unknown
58| āWork tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.ā- Unknown
59| āYeah, working is greatā¦but have you tried traveling.ā- Unknown
60| āAll you need isĀ love Ā a passport.ā- Unknown
61| āLife goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your Instagram account!ā-Unknown
62| āReality called so I hung up.ā- Unknown
63| āA change of latitude would help my attitude.ā-Ā Unknown
64| āIf at some point you donāt ask yourself āWhat have I gotten myself into?ā then youāre not doing it right. ā Roland Gau
65| I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe. āĀ Jon Ronson
66| āIām a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, Iām on the road to the airport.ā āĀ Anonymous
67| ā I havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my list.ā ā Susan Sontag
68| āWork, save, travel, repeat.ā -Unknown
69| āThe best way to know a city is to eat it.ā āĀ Scott Westerfeld
70| āāTraveling is like a box of chocolates. Donāt matter what you get, all is good!ā-Unknown
71| āI would totally give up travel, but Iām not a quitter.ā āĀ Anonymous
72| āI travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.ā-Caskie Stinnett
73| ā Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?ā- Unknown.
74| āScrew the caviar, I want to travel the world!ā āUnknown
75| āBecause in the end, you wonāt remember the time you spent working in an office or mowing your lawn. Climb that damn mountain.āā Jack Kerouac
76| āIf anyone is Christmas shopping for me, Iām a size window seat in plane tickets.ā āĀ Anonymous
77| āGirls donāt wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.ā āĀ Unknown
Funny Vacation Quotes
78| āAll I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.ā- Unknown
79| āMe getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.ā- UnknownĀ
80| āBe right backā¦ā Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport.Ā ā- Unknown
81| āA vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.ā ā Robert Orben
82| āThe worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.ā āRussel Baker
83| āItās bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.ā āĀ Anonymous
84| āYou know itās time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your drivers licenseā-Unknown
85| āI heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.ā- Unknown
86| āIsnāt it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?ā ā Zig Ziglar
87| āI crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.ā āĀ Jarod Kintz
88| āI need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!ā āĀ Unknown
89| āThe devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.ā āĀ Anthony Price
90| āMy goal is to hit the gym every day Iām on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.ā ā Gary AllanĀ
91| āMe before vacation: āIām going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. Iām gonna stay in a hostel and everything.āMe on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncleās new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*ā- Unknown
Funny Vacation Captions
92| āI need a vacation so long that I forget my passwords!ā -Unknown
93| āJust a reminder that Iām going on vacation and youāre not.ā-UnknownĀ
94| āI havenāt worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.ā ā Unknown
95| āI canāt afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until IĀ donāt know where I am.ā- Unknown
96| āLife is a trip, plan your next vacation.ā ā Matthe Fryer
97| āLadies, imagine this. Itās 15 years from now, and you have no kids. Youāre the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.ā- Unknown
98| āLive a life you donāt need a vacation from.ā- UnknownĀ
99| āI need a holiday. And by āholidayā I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach . With cocktails.Ā ā ā Unknown
100| āThere should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.ā Unknown
101| āVacation calories donāt count, right?ā- Unknown
102|āI need a vacation, not a stupid weekend.ā- Unknown
103| āMy favorite place to vacation is anyplace by the ocean.ā ā Nina Arianda
104| āLaughter is an instant vacation.ā ā Milton Berle
105| ā Iāve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all! ā-Unknown
Funny Quotes About Traveling With Friends
106|Ā āYou and me, we are more than friends. We are like a small travel gang!ā- Unknown
107|Ā āYou can pack for every occasion, but a good friend will always be the best thing you could bring!āĀ ā Unknown
108| āTraveling in the company of those we love is home in motion.āā Leigh Hunt āOnly the people you donāt know well enough seem normal. Every person you know well enough is odd, weird and different. This is called friendship!ā- Unknown
109| āThere is a whole world out there. Pack your backpack, your best friend and go.ā- Unknown
110| āĀ I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is āwhen do we leave?ā- UnknownĀ
111| ā I have found out that there aināt no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.ā āMark Twain
112|Ā āLife is about doing things that donāt suck with people who donāt suck.ā- Unknown
113| āThe more I traveled, the more I realized fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.ā ā Shirley MacLaineāThere are no strangers in this world, only friends I havenāt met yet.ā- Unknown
114| āLetās always vacay together.ā- Unknown
115| āIn life, itās not where you go, itās who you travel with.ā -Charles Schultz
116| I donāt know where Iām going, but Iām going. Are you coming with me?ā- Unknown
117| Ā āSometimes all you need is a great friend and thirst for adventure.ā- Unknown
118| āA good friend listens to your adventures. Your best friend makes them with you.ā- Unknown
119| āFriend: Letās go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but Iām pora pora.ā-Unknown
Funny Road Trip Quotes
120| āSometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.ā ā Jerry Seinfeld
121| āI wish that road trips could pay my bills.ā āUnknown
122|āIf you come to a fork in the road, take it.āĀ ā Yogi Berra
123| āLife is beautiful if you are on the road somewhere.ā- Orhan Pamuk
124| āStop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.ā- Babs Hoffman
125| āOn the road againā¦ā- Unknown
126| āA tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.ā-Emile Ganest
127| āLetās go on a road trip.ā- Unknown
128| āRoad trips require a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes ā oh, and directions.ā āĀ Jenn McKinlay
129| āItās a road trip! Itās about adventure! . . . Itās not like we have somewhere to go.ā āĀ John Green
130| āKilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.ā-George Carlin
Funny Travel Quotes From Movies
131| āAdventure is out there.ā ā Up
132| āTo see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.āĀ ā The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
133| āYou only get one life. Itās actually your duty to live it as fully as possible.ā- Me Before You
134| āI want adventure in the great, wide somewhere.ā- Into The Wild
135| āThe world is not in your books and maps, itās out there.ā- The Hobbit
136| āLife moves pretty fast. If you donāt stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.ā ā Ferris Buellerās Day Off
137| āWe travel just to travel.ā ā The Motorcycle Diaries
138| āAdventure waits for no one.ā ā The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
Short Funny Travel Quotes
139| āJet lag is for amateurs.ā āUnknown
140| āI just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.Ā ā- Unknown
141| āCan we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?ā- Unknown
142| āDonāt be a tourist, be a traveler.ā ā Unknown
143| āIf traveling was free, BYE!ā
144| āIāve got a crush on the world.-Unknown
145| āIf an ass goes traveling, heāll not come home a horse.ā āĀ Thomas Fuller
146| āI love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.ā-Unknown
147| āIf traveling was free, you would never see me again.ā-Unknown
148| āBuy the ticket, take the ride.ā- Unknown
149| āPeople donāt take trips ā trips take people.ā āĀ John Steinbeck
150| āThe journey, not the arrival, matters.ā ā T.S. Eliot
151| āI love my job only when Iām on vacation.ā- Unknown
152| āHe who would travel happily must travel light.ā ā Antoine de Saint-Exupery
153| āHey, people whoĀ travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.āĀ ā Jim Gaffigan
154| āWhen in doubt, travel.ā- Unknown
155| āI regret traveling said nobody ever!ā- Unknown
156| āIāve been to almost as many places as myĀ luggage.āĀ āBob Hope
157| āEducation is important. But travel is importanter!ā-Unknown
158| āA journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.ā ā Unknown
159| āBackpacking is money spent on education.ā āUnknown
160| āGood things come to those who book flights.ā-Unknown
161| āIf traveling was free, you would never see me again.ā-Unknown
162| āAdventure without risk is Disneyland.ā ā Doug Coupland
Funny Cruise Quotes
163| āTime to get ship faced.ā- Unknown
164| āIf anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.ā-UnknownĀ
165| āI bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. Itās no Titanic, but Iām optimistic.ā- Unknown
166| āBad girls donāt drink and driveā¦they sip and cruise.ā- Unknown
167| āSeas the day and book cruise!ā- Unknown
168| āOn cruise mode!ā- Unknown
169| āCruise is my favorite season.ā- Unknown
170| āThe main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh at the same as the boat.ā ā Maxine Humor
171| āShipfaced!ā- Unknown
172| āI work to support my cruising addiction.ā- Unknown
173| āWork sucks, Iām going on a cruise.ā- Unknown
174| āPeople drink on cruises so that they think the swaying is normal.ā āMelanie White
175| āWarning! I bought the drink package.ā- UnknownĀ
176| āIs it cruise oāclock yet?ā- Unknown
177| āLiving life one cruise at a time.ā- Unknown
178| āEat. Sleep. Boat. Repeat.ā- Unknown
179| āOnly on a cruise ship will you pay hundreds of dollars a day to sleep in a closet.ā- Maxine Humor
180| āLetās keep it classy on the cruise and promise we wonāt dare anyone to jump off the ship.ā- Unknown
181| āHoney, pack your āfat pants.ā Weāre going on a cruise!ā- Unknown
Funny Family Vacation Quotes
182| āHelp me! Iām on a family vacation.ā- Unknown
183| āA family that travels together stays together.ā- Unknown
184| āFamily Vacation (n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together.ā ā Unknown
185| āBeing on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad.ā- Unknown
Funny Relatable Quotes About Travel
186| āI wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world.ā āĀ AnonymousĀ
187| āMy mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places Iām about to visit.ā- Unknown
188| āMe: Iām not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.
189| āA passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.ā- Unknown
190| āBy 35, if Iām not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt whoās always traveling and comes to family events tipsy.ā- Unknown
191|āPacks 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.ā
192| āSome people spending their life searching for āthe one.ā Iām just searching for the one good travel deal.ā-Unknown
193| āMe: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favorite chapstick*ā- Unknown
194| āSo, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? Iām a visitor in my own house what the heck.ā- Unknown
195| āThat moment when youāre asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.- Unknown
196| āOnce a year, go somewhere youāve never been before.ā -The Dalai Lama
197| āMy parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?ā āUnknown
198| āDo you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?ā- Unknown
199| āAt the end of the dayā¦Iād rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, then a full bank account.ā
200| āNothing says āvacationā like spending $72 on food and booze at the airport before even reaching your destination.ā āĀ Ashley Fern
201| āHow can people my age planĀ spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.ā-Unknown
202| āGoing on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. Iāve packed 35 just to be safe.ā āĀ Unknown
203| āMy favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while Iām away.ā āĀ Adam Rippon
204| āMy fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it Iām thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.ā āĀ Dennis Miller
205| āThe airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.ā āĀ Alyssa Limperis
206| āI just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.ā- Unknown
207| āMy favorite memory from childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.ā āĀ Unknown
208| āPeople travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.ā āĀ Dagobert D. Runes
209| āI love when people say ājust quit your job and travel.ā Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.ā- Unknown
210| āPlease remain seated until weāve reached the gate, then feel free to stand hunched over weirdly sideways for 15 minutes while we do whatever.ā āĀ ContritePerson
211| āThe temptation to go to the airport, buy a one way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.ā āĀ American Nomad
212| āYou want to know what itās like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, donāt stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breathe your own air over and over and over.ā āLewis Black
213| āYou define a good flight by negatives: you didnāt get hijacked, you didnāt crash, you didnāt throw up, you werenāt late, you werenāt nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.āĀ ā Paul Theroux
214| āWhen you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to disassemble a bomb? They take it and theyāre like, āWhat do I do ā¦ I donāt really ā¦ ha-huh ā¦ā Yeah, itās the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!ā-Dane Cook
215| āStuck somewhere between āI need to saveā and āyou only live once.ā āĀ Unknown
216| āNormal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: Iāll probably change a few times a day so Iāll take 21 tops.ā-Ā Unknown
217| āIf you think adventure is dangerous try routine, itās lethal.ā -Paulo Coelho
218| āEveryone is getting pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.ā- Unknown
Funny Travel Quotes & Funny Travel Captions ConclusionĀ
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Love this quotes! Theyāre super unique.
Thank you Bliss, glad you enjoyed them š
Haha these gave me a laugh, I especially love 98! Thanks so much for sharing!
Hello Jasmine. I am glad they gave you a good laugh!
Some fantastic quotes here! I definitely laughed aloud at some of these! My personal favourite is always āAirplane travel is natureās way of making you look like your passport photo.ā Iām not sure how those machines manage to make me look SO bad in the photo, but it is definitely an accurate representation of how I look when I get off a plane!
Hi Hannah! I am so happy you enjoyed the quotes. That is a good one. They make me look bad too! lol
These quotes are so cute! And there are so many I havenāt heard before -they kept me entertained for a while! Thanks for putting a smile on my face š
I am so happy I could put a smile your face Coni. I love funny travel quotes and so thrilled you enjoyed them.
These are great for a giggle!!
Thanks so much for reading Roshni! Glad they gave you a giggle š
Love a good travel quote š The one about the airport being a lawless placeā¦ so true. haha thanks for sharing š
So true Lora. The airport is a lawless place lol!
These are great. I love a good quote but the funny ones are the best. Awesome list!
Thank you so much Emma. So happy you enjoyed them!
Thank you for sharing. This put a smile on my face š
So glad you enjoyed them!
I love love love this list, it is so great for my travel photo books!
Oh travel books are soooo much fun! I am sure you have a nice one Rebecca!
Fun collection of quotes. #31 about not wanting a house, just to travel and pet a lot of dogs ā that could have been said by one of my daughters.
Hi Rhonda! I feel the exact same way as your daughter. She sounds wise! Thanks for reading!
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101 Funny Travel Quotes & Captions to Brighten up Your Day (with Images)
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Some of the best and most funny travel quotes are the ones that make you crack a smile or burst out laughing, especially when youāre not in a good mood, having a bad day, or just in need of cheering up.
On my travels I often stumble across hilarious quotes, signs and phrases that make me laugh and do a double take ā often found on the walls and ceilings of cool hostels or airbnbs, as well as graffitied in streets. I especially love the really witty and clever quotes.
From all the memorable quotes I noted down from my personal travels as well as scouring the internet, and Pinterest in particular, I have compiled together a mega post of only the most hilarious travel quotes I have ever seen, for your enjoyment.
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101 Funny Travel Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day
Collection of short funny travel quotes for Instagram reels, funny travel quotes from movies, and more.
1. āDonāt worry about the world ending today, itās already tomorrow in Australia.ā ~ Charles M. Schulz
2. āDonāt be a tourist, be a traveler.ā
3. I need Vitamin Sea.
4. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!
5. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?
6. āNot all who wander are lost. Theyāre just looking for coffee.ā
7. My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realise how lucky they are?
8. I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
9. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.. Then it dawned on me..
10. āI have found out that there aināt no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.ā ~ Mark Twain
11. Work, save, travel , repeat.
12. Donāt make me slap you with my flip flop.
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13. I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.
14. Overpack. Itās why suitcases have wheels now.
15. Lifeās a beach.
16. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!
17. Tan lines and unforgettable times.
18. Iām not lost, Iām exploring.
19. Beer. Beach. Sunset. What more could you want?!
20. Me: āI want to travel moreā, the bank account: āLike, to the park?ā
21. āJet lag is for amateurs.ā ~ Dick Clark
22. Sandy toes and salty kisses.
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23. Itās bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
24. Instead of driving a Mercedes to work, Iād rather ride on a bike to the beach.
25. Sunsets. Lifeās way to saying: āgood job, you survived another day. Hereās something pretty!ā
26. āI have not travelled everywhere, but itās on my list.ā
27. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
28. You know itās time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license..
29. Life is better at the beach.
30. āWork hard, travel harderā
31. āYou werenāt born to just pay bills and die.ā
32. āA journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.ā ~ John Steinbeck
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33. āI told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.ā ~ Henry Youngman
34. People having babies.. and Iām like: āWhat country am I going to next?ā
35. When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.
36. Fifty shades of.. red, orange, pink, and purple?
37. Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible.ā ~ Anthony Bourdain
38. āThere is nothing safer than flying, itās crashing that is dangerous.ā ~ Theo Cowan
39. I wish I had never gone travelling. Said no one ever.
40. All you need is love a passport
41. Lets wander where the WiFi is weak.
42. Girls just want to have.. sun?
43. Sun of a beach thatās a nice sunset!
44. āI need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords
45. āIām in love with places Iāve never been to.ā
46. Iām busy.
47. āI travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.ā ~ Caskie Stinnett
48. Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometres.
49. A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
50. This is me, walking down the aisle.
51. At the end of the day.. Iād rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.
52. I know there is a flight leaving today that could bring me far, far away!
53. The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.
54. I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.
55. I have a love-hate relationship with airports. Love the excitement, hate the security.
56. I donāt need therapy, I just need a beach.
57. Iām not lost, Iām on an unplanned adventure.
58. Jet lag is my cardio.
59. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.
60. Me: āI want to travel moreā, the bank account: āLike, to the park?
61. Me before vacation: āIām going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip.
62. I donāt know about you, but Iām ready to trade my work emails for beach cocktails.
63. Life is short. Book the ticket, pack the flip-flops, and letās get lost!
64. My goal is to run out of pages in my passport, not money in my bank account.
65. Jet lag is my spirit animal.
66. Iām not lost. Iām exploring alternative routes.
67. I travel because my bucket list is too long for just one lifetime.
68. Vacation calories donāt count, right?
69. I havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my WiFi list.
70. Iām in a committed relationship with my passport.
71. Adventure awaits, and Iāve packed extra snacks.
72. My travel plans? Mostly just wander around and eat all the food.
73. I donāt need a hairstylist; I have a travel fan.
74. Take only memories, leave only footprints, and avoid stepping on seagulls.
75. Exploring the world, one WiFi connection at a time.
76. If travel were free, youād never see me againā¦ until I ran out of clean clothes.
77. I have a passport full of stamps and a heart full of wanderlust.
78. Jet lag: the souvenir that keeps on giving.
79. Iām on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat itā¦especially when Iām traveling!
80. Iām not lost. Iām exploring unplanned destinations.
81. Traveling is like a box of chocolates. You never know what youāre gonna getā¦but itās usually delicious!
82. I travel because my bucket list wonāt fit on a to-do list.
83. Jet lag is my spirit animalā¦and coffee is my savior!
84. Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the dessert.
85. My sense of direction is so good that even GPS gets confused.
86. Iām in a long-distance relationship with my suitcase.
87. I travel not to escape life but for life not to escape meā¦and for the amazing food!
88. My favorite travel souvenir is the extra weight I gain from all the delicious local food.
89. I believe in the healing power of vitamin sea and a good cocktail.
90. Iām not a tourist; Iām an adventurer with a camera.
91. I havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my listā¦right after I finish this nap.
92. My travel philosophy: Go with the flow and the Wi-Fi.
93. I donāt need a therapist; I need a vacationā¦and a margarita.
94. Traveling is the only time where being lost is a good thing.
95. Adventure is out there, but so is pizza. Itās a tough choice!
96. I have a passport full of stamps and a mind full of wanderlust.
97. Current status: Not lost, just exploring alternative routes and local snacks.
98. Traveling is my therapy. The only side effect is an addiction to new experiences.
99. Traveling: The only time itās acceptable to be constantly out of office.
100. I wander because my phone reception is terrible and I have no choice but to talk to strangers.
101. Iām in a committed relationship with my passport. Sorry, not sorry.
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Here are some commonly asked questions about funny and awesome travel quotes:
What is the best caption for travel?
Some of the best travel captions for Instagram include: āTraveling the world exposes you to beauty in all things.ā āHaving an ultimate destination is really optional. Sometimes all you need is to be on the way to somewhere, anywhere.ā āGo, see, leave no trace.ā āJourney with an open heart, and the worldās treasures are yours.ā āOh, to be at the place where the land meets the ocean.ā
What are the funny couple travel captions?
Here are some funny couple travel captions for your Instagram posts: āAirplane travel is natureās way of making you look like your passport photo.ā ā Al Gore āBoy, those French. They have a different word for everything.ā ā Steve Martin āPeople travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.ā ā Dagobert D āIslanded in your arms. insert palm tree emoji .ā āWe go together like passport stamps and jet lag.ā
What is a quote about the value of traveling?
āTo travel is worth any cost or sacrifice.ā ā Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love. This quote emphasizes that the value of traveling goes beyond monetary expenses. It highlights the transformative and enriching nature of travel, suggesting that the experiences and personal growth gained from exploring the world are invaluable.
What are some funny insta captions for travelling?
Here are a few funny Instagram captions for traveling: āI donāt always travel, but when I do, I take pictures to prove it!ā āHaving a great time exploring the world and pretending to be a responsible adult!ā āI travel because it adds spice to my life, and by spice, I mean food!ā āJet lag is my spirit animal. We have a love-hate relationship.ā Remember, humor is subjective, so choose a caption that resonates with your own sense of humor and the context of your travel experience!
How do you give catchy captions?
To create catchy captions, consider the following tips: Start with a killer first line to grab attention and engage your audience. Use humor, wordplay, or puns to add a playful and memorable element to your caption. Incorporate relevant pop culture references or trending topics to make your caption timely and relatable. Keep it concise and to the point, using impactful words and phrases. Use emojis to add visual appeal and express emotions. Ask questions or encourage interaction to prompt comments and engagement. Remember to tailor your caption to the context of your post and your target audience. Experiment with different styles and techniques to find what works best for you!
What are good short quotes?
Here are some good short quotes: āEveryone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while youāre climbing it.ā ā Andy Rooney āFill your paper with the breathings of your heart.ā ā William Wordsworth āThe ability of writers to imagine what is not the self, to familiarize the strange and mystify the familiar, is the test of their power.ā ā Toni Morrison āThe writer is an explorer. Every step is an advance into a new land.ā ā Ralph Waldo Emerson These quotes convey powerful messages and inspire creativity, growth, and self-expression.
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50 Funny Travel Quotes to Inspire Your Wanderlust
Traveling the world can be an adventure filled with unforgettable experiences, and sometimes, it’s the funny moments that make the journey even more memorable.
Whether you’re backpacking across Europe, cruising the Caribbean, or exploring the mysteries of Asia, a good laugh is a universal language that connects us all. So, pack your sense of humor and enjoy these humorous travel quotes that will hopefully bring a smile to your face, no matter where you are on the globe.
50 Hilarious Travel Quotes
To change it up, I included my own spin to these quotes, sharing a snippet of my own adventures and memories after each, bringing these words to life with tales from my travel diary.
“I havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my list.” – Susan Sontag
For the insatiable traveler, this quote is a witty nod to the never-ending bucket list. We’ve decided that our travel bucket list isn’t actually in a bucket anymore. It’s more like an expandable pocket dimension.
āI have found out that there aināt no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.ā ā Mark Twain
So true! Traveling together non-stop for a year is how Micki and I learned marriage could work for us. If you can survive months living in a tiny van and still enjoy their company, you can likely get along forever.
āIf you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, itās lethalā- Paulo Coelho
It’s only funny because it’s true. Statistically, train connections in the USA are safer than getting out of bed every day. When in doubt, ride a train!
Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they donāt like. I donāt know about you, but thatās the lifestyle Iām striving for. – Anonymous
Who knew that birdbrained might actually be a complement to some people. Having wings would be handy at times though.
“Jet Lag is for Amateurs.” – Dick Clark
This playful quip reminds us that true globetrotters know how to handle time zone changes with a grin. While it affects us all one way or another, pushing through it means you can get on with your journey sooner. Onward and upward!
“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore
A humorous observation about the less-than-glamorous side of air travel. It’s why we always laugh when people go out of their way to look good on their passport pictures. We’ve found it’s better to look so run down that no matter how badly you’re doing on your day of travel that they won’t think something is wrong with you. Same logic applies to your driver’s license.
āI travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.ā ā Caskie Stinnett
Routine is just one of the many things nomads and wanderers try to avoid. Why have a repeat of yesterday when tomorrow can be anything?
“I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m headed to the airport.” – Anonymous
For those who find the allure of the airport irresistible, this quote is a humorous nod to our wanderlust. We purposely bought a house on one side of the city just to be closer to the airport. Just saying…
“Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth, it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.” – John Green
For me, this is a clever observation on the liberating spirit of travel and the adventures we’ll find when embracing that freedom. If the devil on your shoulder wins over the angel, that’s on you and not your destination. š
“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” – Anonymous
We’ve all felt the post-vacation blues, and this quote captures that sentiment perfectly.
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin
A humorous take on the metric system by the legendary comedian, encouraging us to think differently about distances. One trick to happiness when traveling is to always round up or down until the number seems palatable. If you’re on a tight budget, forget I said that though.
“I follow my heart… and it usually leads me to the airport.” – Anonymous
Another witty testament to the heartās desire for new adventures and experiences. While some people dread airports, we’ve always loved them.
āNo place is ever as bad as they tell you itās going to be.ā – Chuck Thompson
Whether it’s travel, a movie, a book or a meal, always take other peoples opinions with a grain of salt. Most experiences are unique and we’ve both hated a city and loved it, with our expectations being the only difference between visits. Finding a nice place to sleep and a good restaurant goes a long way too.
“I’ve got 99 problems, but I’m on vacation and I’m ignoring them all!” – Anonymous
The perfect motto for anyone looking to temporarily escape the stresses of everyday life. Or, sell all your belongings and move your problems to another country where at least they’ll have a different accent.
Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin
A good reminder that there is no word for sorrow or regret in Timatuathian. Of course that language itself doesn’t exist so why would those two words exist anyway?
āOnce the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.ā ā Michael Palin
Ah, the joy and pain of the travel bug. It has a ferocious bite and often refuses to let go no matter how many miles you’ve put on or the amount of countries you’ve seen. The more you see, the more you realize there is to see and therein lies the problem.
Witty travel quotes, the second half
Remember, as St. Augustine once said, the world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page. So turn the page, explore, and don’t forget to laugh along the way!
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing.” – Anonymous
A lighthearted reminder of how travel can bring joy into our lives. While it doesn’t take a lot of money to travel, more certainly never hurts.
“My favorite thing to do is go where I’ve never been.” – Diane Arbus
A simple yet profound statement about the essence of exploration and discovery. While it’s often the new that drives some, sometimes it can also be the old that they prefer to see in their rear view mirror.
“I would give up traveling but I’m not a quitter” – Anonymous
This quote is another playful turn on the hard work ethic and how sometimes when faced with adversity, it’s best to just bear down and keep at it, even if it’s enjoyable.
“A tourist is someone who drives thousands of miles to get a photo in front of their car.” – Anonymous
A playful jab at the classic tourist photo, this quote pokes fun at humans often absurd travel habits. Don’t worry, we have dozens of those pics as well. For instance, here we are in front of…
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker
This quote humorously captures the irony of trying to blend in, only to be spotted a mile away. We have tons of pics over the years wearing certain clothing from Thai pants in Thailand to an Outback hat in Australia and all they scream at us now is tourist in bright letters.
“Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.” – Ibn Battuta
A funny reminder that travel can render us speechless with its beauty before filling us with tales to tell.
“A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” – Lao Tzu
This ancient wisdom reminds us that sometimes the journey is more important than the destination. While I’m guessing Lao wasn’t spanning the globe, pretty sure he enjoyed his travels and was secretly prophesizing about his luggage never arriving.
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
While not overly humorous in it’s own right, it does remind me of a story about a friend who decided to forge his own path once on a hike and ended up needing to be cut down from a tree hours later. It was a thing but definitely adds to the adage that a good journey can be made great with a little extra humor thrown in.
Hilarious and inspiring travel quotes, the third half
Sometimes all you need to add to a travel memory is a dash of humor to make it unforgettable. Here are some more funny travel quotes to awaken your wanderlust.
“People don’t take trips, trips take people.” – John Steinbeck
While the imagery of a trip as a literal persona kidnapping a person, throwing them on a plane and making them have fun makes me laugh, this is in truth a thought-provoking quote that suggests travel has the power to transform us.
Side note: A Transformer named Trip would be just as amusing to me.
“A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of home.” – Carl Burns
This ironic quote captures the contrasting perspectives of the traveler and the stay-at-home dreamer. While we often dream of things we miss, having the ability to miss them in the first place is reason enough to jump on a plane and go someplace for a while. Perspective often needs distance to achieve itself.
“Travel is like an endless university. You never stop learning.” – Harvey Lloyd
A reminder that travel educates us in ways that go beyond traditional learning. I recall our trip to the Galapagos Islands where we not only learned about Charles Darwin’s thoughts on evolution but also the fact to get to the ferry early so we don’t have to sit in the open back for 2 hours getting soaked from the rain…
āA road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.ā – Tom Lichtenheld
This funny quote definitely highlights the trials and tribulations of traveling with family. While new places and activities can hold some interest, 2 snippy children will argue no matter what’s in front of them. However, now they get to do it in another country!
“ If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
Winston obviously knew what it was like driving in LA but I digress, the truth is that a journey isn’t over until it’s over and even then, you might not end up where you thought you would. The unknown is half the fun.
“Live your life by a compass not a clock.” – Stephen Covey
Obviously Covey wasn’t a clock maker, but his adage remains. It’s the direction we take in life that determines our situation and that can’t always be done on a set timetable. Inflexibility in travel means inflexibility in life. Bending a little sometimes gives you a different view on where you are and where you’re heading. It’s also good for the back and knees.
āYour body is not a temple, itās an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.ā- Anthony Bourdain
Anthony loved travel, meeting new people and trying new foods. Sure, that 2000 calorie piece of cake shouldn’t be on your everyday menu but are you seriously not going to try it once? Live a little.
āDonāt tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you travelled.ā – Mohammed
The difference between knowledge and wisdom can often be measured by the amount of footsteps we’ve taken to get there. While the scholar reads about it, the traveler experiences it, tastes it, smells it, and digests it in such a way that they’re forever changed . The willingness to put oneself out there continually and the wisdom gained from such actions can speak volumes about a person.
āFrom there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.ā – Dr. Seuss
Dr. Seuss’ characters strode the globe in their pursuits to teach and entertain and often found humor in the most unlikely places. I once found it in a sock, under a rock, in a shoe, surrounded by goo and so can you.
āIt is not the destination where you end up but the mishaps and memories you create along the way.ā- Penelope Riley
Another quote not so humorous in it’s wording but funny in the mishaps department. Some of our most memorable moments on the road happened due to one mishap or another. Even our worst travel day ended with us saying “at least it will be an entertaining story one day.”
āA ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.ā – John A. Shedd
A classic example of a travel metaphor implying that we aren’t meant to stay in one place forever. We need movement to fulfill our purpose, regardless of the outcome. Though imagining all of us as little ships with legs walking around everywhere is also pretty funny to me.
āThe further I go, the closer to me I get.ā – Andrew McCarthy
Me is a person on the other side of the world doing something amazing at any moment. The closer to me I get, the more me I become. While I can’t always be me, I get solace in knowing that me is out there and I look forward to the day I get to be me again.
āA journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.ā – John Steinbeck
As Micki and I get closer to celebrating our 20th anniversary, the truth of this statement hits me. It’s all about the journey. Preventing the boat from capsizing isn’t about control, it’s about paying attention, watching out for hidden rocks and moving and changing with the river as opposed to fighting against it. Like a journey or a marriage, a river will take you where rivers take you. Enjoy the ride.
“ That moment when youāre asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.” – Anonymous
We’ve been guilty of this dozens of times. For a while, everything we displayed was from another country or another trip. These days we’ve packed and unpacked our things too many times to even bother showcasing them anymore but we do own some nice boxes. That one we filled in Thailand, that one in Australia, that one in South America…
“ Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. Iāve packed 35 just to be safe.” – Anonymous
We’ve all done it though now we’ve learned from our mistakes and realize that in life we often dress to impress. The beauty of travel is most people don’t see you every day. Learn to get creative with your outfits. Maybe buy a nice hat and look out the window more often.
āSome beautiful paths canāt be discovered without getting lost.ā – Erol Ozan
When you’re too busy following the path, sometimes you don’t realize you’re actually missing the journey. Explore beyond the path, there is always more to experience. More usually meaning beer, wine, food, music, art, dance and all the other good things in life worth pursuing.
āWhy do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.ā- Terry Pratchett
We travel not only to see new things but also to be able to return to things we miss. Like distance, absence also gives perspective.
“ Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Donāt be an ironing board.” – Anonymous
Don’t be an ironing board is my new mantra. For the record, I also don’t want to be an anchor (it holds people back), a yesterday (it’s never in the present) or a sock (nothing funny, I just dislike socks).
āThe world is waiting for you. Good Luck. Travel Safe. Go!ā – Phil Keoghan
While travel isn’t always an amazing race, sometimes it can feel that way. Slow it down, explore, enjoy! Now Go!
“ Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation.” – Gayland Anderson
No truer words have been spoken! Anticipation of an upcoming trip is still high on my list of things I look forward to.
“ You define a good flight by negatives: you didnāt get hijacked, you didnāt crash, you didnāt throw up, you werenāt late, you werenāt nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” ā Paul Theroux
The beauty of a new thing isn’t that it’s perfect or that it will instantly replace everything that was similar that came before. It’s the start of a new branch of something that can one day become amazing and transformative. Air travel started out rough (both figuratively and literally) and has gotten to the point where it can be a joy to sit down on a flight. I am grateful for that.
āYou canāt control the past, but you can control where you go next.ā – Kirsten Hubbard
Again we talk about control. While our journey should be allowed to happen as it happens, that doesn’t mean that sometimes you can’t point it in another direction. As winter approaches here, south seems prudent to me right now.
āI wonder if the ocean smells different on the other side of the world.ā – J.A. Redmerski
Take it from me, it does. Everything does. Expectation often colors our reality. Color away my friends, color away.
āAnd thatās the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.ā – Dave Barry
Haha, family travel is a great way to experience the exact same trip from multiple points of view. A parent and a toddler can have the exact same day yet have very different takes on a situation. Same can be said for travel. Want to see the world differently? Explore it via your children and you’ll have a whole new understanding of the world. Hopefully it’s a positive experience for everyone but if not, at least there’s probably a good story in there somewhere.
May your travels be filled with laughter and joy. Remember, every journey is an opportunity for new stories and a good chuckle. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer, especially when it comes with a side of laughter!
80+ Short Funny Travel Quotes to Make You Smile & Laugh
By: Author Charles
Posted on April 20, 2023
Some of the best funny travel quotes are the ones that brighten your day and fill you with laughter. When traveling to destinations all over the world, there are often funny sayings and quotes to put a smile on your face.
Whether in the airport, on the beach, in the city streets, or other random places, you are sure to come across situations where a funny travel quote can be used. Not all days of travel are easy, sometimes a good short funny travel quote is all you need to cheer you up and get you ready for the next adventure.
Adventures can make for the funniest stories and most memorable moments. While out on the road, nothing is better than some laughter and happiness. Read on, have a good laugh, and get ready for some of the best short funny travel quotes that will knock your socks off.
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The Best Short Funny Travel Quotes
Looking for a good laugh while abroad? Or maybe you just need a little encouragement while out on the open road? Laughter is always the best medicine. Here are the absolute best short funny travel quotes.
“I have 99 problems and traveling is not one of them.”
“I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe.” – Jon Ronson
“Adventure without risk is Disneyland.” – Doug Coupland
“I forgot I would have to climb back down.”
“If you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first?”
“I don’t know the question, but travel is definitely the answer.”
“Statuettes of drunken sailors, velvet pictures of island maidens, plastic seashell lamps made in Taiwan. What contempt the people who think up souvenirs have for other people.” – Diane Johnson
Flying & Airports Funny Travel Quotes
It’s almost impossible to travel abroad without hitting at least one airport to get to your destination. Flying allows you to venture to distant and faraway places and is often the first step of your next big journey.
Airports are the gateway between you and a totally new world, making them some of the most diverse and comical places. Here are some of the best short funny travel quotes related to flying and airports.
“The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17.”
“Running to the gate is my cardio.”
“I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket, and a bag full of cash.”
“Sometimes, you just need a change of altitude.”
“Up in the clouds is my favorite place to be.”
“Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.”
“Such a small window, such a big world.”
“I’ve got my head in the clouds…literally.”
“I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding! I’m on my way to the airport.”
“Jetlag is for amateurs.” – Dick Clark
“I may not be able to buy happiness, but I can buy plane tickets and that’s pretty much the same thing.”
“I only collect one thing: stamps on my passport.”
Funny Travel Food & Drink Quotes
Food is a worldwide language. Many travelers go to far-off destinations, just to taste their unique and delicious cuisine.
A night on the town or an early brunch with friends are often the funniest moments of a trip. You never know what can happen! Here are some of the best short funny travel quotes relating to food and drink.
“Vacation calories don’t count.”
“Can’t decide if I need a hug, XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of traveling.”
“I am not a great book, I am not a great artist, but I love art and I love food; so I am the perfect traveler.” – Michael Palin
“You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense, and whiskey.” – Bill Murray
“Will travel for food.”
“The only thing I love more than traveling is eating. So, why not do both at the same time?”
Funny Travel Quotes for Vacation
Vacation is the time to let loose, relax, and spend your time smiling and having a good time. A little laughter goes a long way on vacation, as it spreads and expands to knee-slapping comedy.
Whether you are traveling with your best friends, as a family, or with the one you love, vacations are a time to laugh with the ones you love most. Here are some of the best short funny vacation travel quotes.
“I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation.”
“It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.”
“Calories don’t count when you’re on vacation.”
“Nothing last forever, except the day before a vacation.”
“No point in unpacking…I’m ready to hit the road again soon.”
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Susan Heller
“When there is no wifi; you might be about to have a great adventure.”
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Sarcastic Short Funny Travel Quotes
Everyone has a little sarcasm in them, some just show it better than others. Remember when you travel, not everyone will understand your way of life.
Sometimes looking at things from a new perspective, or making a sarcastic comment just to lighten the mood can make a journey even more memorable than before. Here are the best sarcastic short funny travel quotes.
“Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?”
“What’s the medical condition called when you constantly need to have a trip booked?”
“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.”
“My favorite memory from my childhood is my parents paying for my holidays.”
“Adventure, yeah, I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” – Mercedes Lackey
“Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.” – Charles Kuralt
“I work so hard so my passport will have a good time.”
Short Funny Punny Travel Quotes
Who doesn’t love a good pun? Travel lovers and adventures of all kinds are always ready for a good laugh, especially when it comes to geography. For making friends abroad, sometimes all you need is a good ice-breaker or a ‘punny’ joke to bring a smile to their face. Here are some of the best funny travel quote puns.
“You told me it was Chile in South America. I don’t Bolivia you.”
“What’s so great about Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.”
“This goulash soup will make you Hungary.”
“I’m Tallin you, this place is awesome.”
“I want to go to Bora Bora, but I’m poora poora.”
“Eiffel in love with Paris.”
“How Kenya leave this place?”
“Needed to visit Tehran before Iran out of time.”
“A good glass of wine is never Faro way in Portugal.”
“I was gonna share a time travel joke, but you guys didn’t like it.”
“Greetings from [insert location]. I live here now.”
Short Funny Outdoor Travel Quotes
Traveling in nature can be a magical experience. Whether you are hiking through the forest, snorkeling in the reefs, or camping on top of the highest mountain. Traveling in nature can be some of the most memorable times, and can lead to some funny stories as well.
Here are some of the best short funny quotes about nature and the great outdoors.
“There’s no time to be bored in a world as beautiful as this.” – John Ruskin
“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking margaritas.”
“Life should have more mountains and less stress.”
“I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.”
“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach.”
“Watch more sunsets than Netflix.”
“Do you think the beach misses me as much as I miss it?”
“I like being at the top of the mountain. One can’t get lost here.” – Wislawa Szymborska
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Funny Quotes About Quitting Work to Travel
Do you ever think about quitting your job and buying a one-way ticket to paradise? Rest assured, you aren’t the only one. It’s actually becoming quite common to ditch your 9-5 and travel the world as remote opportunities have paved the way for digital nomads.
To inspire you to follow your dreams, here are some of the best short funny quotes about quitting your job to travel.
“Yeah, working is great. But have you tried traveling?”
“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.”
“Work tip: stand up, stretch, take a walk, go to the airport, get on a plane, never return.”
“Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.” – Outon Brown
“I travel so my life is not disrupted by routine.”
“All I need is a 3-month vacation, 4 times a year. That’s really not asking for much.”
“It’s a road trip! It’s about adventure!.. It’s not like we have somewhere to go.”
Classic Short Funny Travel Quotes
You can never go wrong with a great classic. Some of the most cherished quotes are known to make you crack a smile or at least a little chuckle.
When you travel, not all days are easy, some are really hard. For motivation, inspiration, and encouragement when things get rough, here are some of the best short funny travel quotes.
“You’re off to great places, today is your day, your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!” – Dr. Suess
“The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.” – G.K Chesterton
“When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.”
“You cannot control the past, but you can control where you go next!”
“A camera teaches you how to see without a camera.”
“I’ve got a bad case of wanderlust.”
More Funny Travel Quotes
Can’t get enough and looking for even more funny travel quotes? No worries! Here are a few more quotes to finish off this list of the funniest quotes about traveling and seeing the world.
“Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.” – Barbara Hoffman
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” – Mae West
“Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from god.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“Travel is the healthiest addiction.”
“At the end of the day, it’s all about dirty feet, messy hair, and sparkling eyes.”
“Backpacking is money spent on education.”
Whether you are having a bad day of traveling, or just looking for a good laugh. I hope that this list of short funny travel quotes has brought a smile to your face and you are ready for that next trip! Check out some short travel quotes for Instagram for even more inspiration!
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Lets start off this post by taking a lo0ok at some of the very best funny travel quotes. Here are my top picks-
I wish I had never gone travelling. Said no one ever.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magasine!
I’m not lost, I’m exploring.
All you need is love a passport
Tan lines and unforgettable times.
Lets wander where the WiFi is weak.
I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.
Good things come to those, who book flights.
I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.
There are many famous funny travel quotes that we hear quoted regularly, here are some of the best-
Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia . – Charles M. Schulz
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain
Jet lag is for amateurs. – Dick Clark
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. – John Steinbeck
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. – Henry Youngman
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.” – Theo Cowan
You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.– Paul Theroux
Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible. – Anthony Bourdain
I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine. – Caskie Stinnett
The worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognise you as a tourist! – Russell Baker
Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. —Al Gore
Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin
What are the most popular funny travel quotes? I have summarised them for you here-
I need Vitamin Sea
I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!
Work, save, travel , repeat.
Life’s a beach.
I have not travelled everywhere, but it’s on my list.
Life is better at the beach.
Work hard, travel harder.
People having babies.. and I’m like: “What country am I going to next?”
I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.
I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacation.
I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.
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Beer. Beach. Sunset. What more could you want?!
Fifty shades of.. red, orange, pink, and purple?
Girls just want to have.. sun?
I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.
Backpacking is money spent on Education.
I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.
I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!
A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first?
Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.
Vacation calories don’t count, right?
I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.
Running to the gate is my cardio.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.
These funny travel quotes are sure to make you giggle too-
Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”
When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.
I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.
Sun of a beach that’s a nice sunset
Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable
What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?
“Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport.
This is me, walking down the aisle (of the airplane).
Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.
Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.
Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.
Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.
Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.
I’ve got a crush on the world.
Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.
You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.
All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.
Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.
I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.
Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?
I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.
The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Crisps now cost £12.
Some funny travel quotes are just silly, but in a good way, of course! Here are my favourites-
Don’t be a tourist, be a traveller.
Not all who wander are lost. They’re just looking for coffee.
By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.
My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realise how lucky they are?
High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.
Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.
Don’t make me slap you with my flip flop.
You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.
Sandy toes and salty kisses.
Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometres.
Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.
I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.
I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.
Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.
Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead.
I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.
“You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…
Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.
And here are some of the best funny vacation quotes-
I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.
Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.
It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.
You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.
Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.
I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?
Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.
Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.
I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails.
Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.
There are some funny travel quotes that can be seen as being a bit sarcastic (and you know us Brits love our sarcasm!). Here are some of the most common-m
Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?
Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of vodka, or 2 months of travel.
I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
Instead of driving a Mercedes to work, I’d rather ride on a bike to the beach.
The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.
You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license.
I’m busy.
Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.
Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.
Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Travsessed ( n .) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips.
Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me.
Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.
And last but not least, here are some of the best funny travel quotes for Instagram-
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.. Then it dawned on me.
Sunsets. Life’s way to saying: ‘good job, you survived another day. Here’s something pretty!
You weren’t born to just pay bills and die.
Work hard. Travel harder.
A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
At the end of the day.. I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.
Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 11 Pro.
I know there is a flight leaving today that could bring me far, far away!
I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.
I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 10-day Caribbean cruise.
Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.
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40+ Funny Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh
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There’s nothing like chortling over funny travel quotes to beat the in-between-trips blues. Check out this bumper collection of the funniest, silliest, and most relatable travel quotes out there.
We’ve also included funny travel quotes from movies, TV, and books to inspire your watchlist and next read.
Short, funny travel quotes
Short and sweet, these funny quotes about travel will have you scrambling for the travel brochures!
“A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.”
“Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?”
“Yeah, working is great. But have you tried traveling?”
“Running to the gate is my cardio.”
“People having babies. And I’m like…what country am I going to next?”
Me: “I want to travel.”
My bank account: “Like, to the park?”
Friend: “Let’s go to Bora Bora.
Me: I wanna, but I’m pora pora.”
“When you’re supposed to take the 8 a.m. train to the office but miss the stop and end up at the airport”
“I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.”
“ I’ve got 99 problems and travel could solve literally all of them .”
“I love my job, but only when I’m on vacation.”
Down-to-earth funny travel quotes
These silly travel quotes are relatable.
Europeans: “I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home.” Australians: “I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.”
“Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.”
“I Googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacation.”
“I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.”
Friend 1: “I’m getting a house.” Friend 2: “I’m having a baby.” Friend 3: “I’m getting married.” Me: “I’m going to the airport.”
Wise and funny quotes about travel
We can learn from traveling and reading wise yet funny quotes about travel when we’re at home.
“Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.” ― Michael Palin
“When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” ― Helen Hayes
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.” ― George Carlin
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” ― Helen Keller
“Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.” ― Jack Kerouac
“Live life with no excuses, travel with no regret.” ― Oscar Wilde
Funny quotes about traveling with kids
Unsurprisingly, most of these funny travel quotes remain anonymous.
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.” ― Tom Lichtenheld
“Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while.”
“Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad.”
“You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation.”
“Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.”
Funny anecdotes on X (formerly Twitter)
The bluebird has flown the nest but X, formerly known as Twitter, is still a treasure trove of travel wit and snappy one-liners. Here are the cleverest and funniest plucked from the wittiest social media platform.
“Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.” ― National Park Service
“Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s like, take whatever bag you want.” ― Wandering Nick
“The fancier the hotel, the more likely I am to sleep with a towel on my face because I can’t figure out how to turn out all the lights.” ― Jen Rose Smith
“Got to love that final hour of a trip before the airport transfer, when you’re dressed for a flight to London but you’re still in a tropical country so you just… sit there, sweating profusely.” ― Sarah J C Gillespie
“You know you’re getting older when you arrive at an airport two hours before the flight.” ― James Stewart
“Got an email saying I should get to the airport three hours early because of an update with the security systems. Got here and was through in five minutes. Can’t help feeling my dad is behind all this.” ― Alexandra Haddow
“If I’m understanding correctly, in Italy, the norm is:
No breakfast, just espresso or cappuccinos.
Have a carb-heavy lunch/multi-hour meal from 1-3.
Take a 4-5 hour nap. Start dinner at 8.
Finish dinner at ~midnight
Drink wine all day.” ― David But In Survival Mode
“My kids mix their languages all the time but my favorite combo is Spanish and Scottish. Asking where a waiter had gone in a restaurant earlier: ‘Dónde está el wee mannie?’” ― Sophie Cameron
“When I worked in an office I asked a younger girl if she’d had a nice time in Ibiza on her first day back and she said, ‘aye it was brilliant we had an amazing time, one of my pals I went with died when we were out there but we still made the most of it.’ ” ― Natalie O’Donoghue
Sarcastic travel quotes
Not forgetting that Twitter is the home of sarcastic travel quotes.
“Baffled by suitcase shops at airports. Are there people who arrive at the airport with piles of clothes in their arms and bunches of underwear slung around their necks, and think, blimey I knew I forgot something?” ― Rory Boland
I tried to take peanut butter through airport security.
TSA: “Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols.”
Me: “I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.” ― Patrick Neve
“If you’re at the London fireworks and managed to get a recording on your phone, please make sure to share it. Would love to take a look.” ― Sam Bowman
Silly travel quotes inspired by pop music
Your favorite songs will never be the same again.
“Oops!… I Traveled Again.”
“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
Caught in bad turbulence…”
“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my itinerary.”
“Hello suitcase, my old friend…”
“Cause if you liked it then you should have put an air tag on it.”
“Oh girls just wanna have trips.”
Funny travel quotes from movies
Watching a travel-themed film is a classic way to buck yourself up when you’re counting down (and saving up) for your next adventure. Especially if it’s a comedy. Let these funny travel quotes from movies inspire you.
“Great! Where are we going?” ― The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
“Sir , sir? Sir, excuse me. I know this is your cab, but I’m desperately late for a plane, and I was wondering if I could appeal to your good nature and ask you to let me have it.” ― Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987)
“First rule of India: there’s always room.” ― The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2004)
Joe Bradley: “Where do you live?”
Princess Ann: “…the Colosseum.”
Joe Bradley [to the taxi driver]: “She lives in the Colosseum.”
Taxi Driver: “Is wrong address!” ― Roman Holiday (1953)
“Just keep swimming.” ― Finding Nemo (2003)
“I’m just completely lost.” ― Lost in Translation (2003)
M. Gustave: “ How fast can you pack ?” Zero: “ Five minutes .” M. Gustave: “ Do it, and bring a bottle of the Pouilly-Jouvet ‘26 in an ice bucket with two glasses, so we don’t have to drink the cat piss they serve in the dining car .” ― The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
“For the last six months, he’s gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I’m betting he can get a passport.” — Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Pippin: “ What about breakfast ?”
Aragorn: “ Haven’t you had that already ?”
Pippin: “ We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast? ” ― The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Jack: “What did he say?”
Peter: “He said the train is lost”
Jack: “How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.” ― The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
Funny travel quotes from TV
Not forgetting TV.
“Sicily can be very seductive”. ― ‘That’s Amore’, The White Lotus , Season 2 (2022)
“I’m going to have to go into the map.” ― ‘The One With Ross’s Wedding’, Friends , Season 4 (1998)
“You go to St. Tropez to party, not to work. It’s like going to Ibiza to do your taxes.” ― ‘Do You Know the Way to St. Tropez?’ Emily in Paris , Season 2 (2021)
Funny travel quotes from books
Bookworms and bibliophiles, these will give you something to giggle over.
“Queuing is a rarity in India but if you are the next in line, you do not stand behind the person being served. You stand next to him. If possible, you stand next to him with one elbow lightly touching his ribs, so that when he moves you are guaranteed your spot.” ― Monisha Rajesh, Around India in 80 Trains
“I think the world divides neatly into those who are excited by the managed induction of terror and those who are not. I do not find terror exciting : I find it terrifying.” ― David Foster Wallace, A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again
“It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing – I used to be a good boy.” ― Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad
“Being an immigrant is not for the admin-phobic.” ― Helen Russell, The Year of Living Danishly: Uncovering the Secrets of the World’s Happiest Country
“Go back?” he thought. “No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible! Go forward? Only thing to do! On we go!” ― J. R. R. Tolkein, The Hobbit
Funny travel quotes from Bill Bryson
The eternal expat himself, Bill Bryson deserves his own segment.
“I sat thinking what an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home and then expend vast quantities of time and money in a largely futile effort to recapture the comforts you wouldn’t have lost if you hadn’t left home in the first place.” ― Bill Bryson, Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe
“Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain . Every last bit of it, good and bad – Marmite, village fetes, country lanes, people saying ‘mustn’t grumble’ and ‘I’m terribly sorry but’, people apologizing to me when I conk them with a nameless elbow, milk in bottles, beans on toast, haymaking in June, stinging nettles, seaside piers, Ordnance Survey maps, crumpets, hot-water bottles as a necessity, drizzly Sundays – every bit of it.” ― Bill Bryson, Notes from a Small Island
*Experience these phenomena in the Peak District , Lake District , and the Yorkshire Dales *
“I was heading to Nebraska. Now there’s a sentence you don’t want to say too often if you can possibly help it.” ― Bill Bryson, The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America
*Check out alternative US travel destinations *
Funny travel quotes from articles
Closing with some travel stories worth a read for their wit.
“ We had unpacked and gone down into the lobby for a cocktail when it happened. The rain had begun. It rained all night, and all day, and all night again. This was not mild, polite British rain, but a rumbustious, glutinous, violent downpour in the dark, soon accompanied by lightning and thunder which, again, went on interminably, like hours of strobe lighting followed by aerial bombing .” ― Hanif Kureishi, The Guardian
“No, there’s nowt fancy on ferries. They are classless places, for all sorts. This is something you can take in at your leisure, as ships are the only mode of transit I can think of on which you can take a proper stroll.” ― Adrian Chiles, The Guardian
223 Funny Travel Quotes to Put A Smile On Your Face
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A Full List of Funny Travel Quotes
Letās start this list of funny travel quotes with a quote Matt likes to use.
1. āForget champagne and caviar ā Taste the world instead!āā Hostelgeeks
2. Me: āI want to travel moreā, the bank account: āāLike, to the park?ā
3. āI need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!ā
4. āMen to the left because woman are always rightā.ā
5. āThe journey, not the arrival, matters.āā T. S. Eliot
6. āOnce a year, go somewhere youāve never been before.āā The Dalai Lama
7. Itās bad manners to let vacation wait!
8. āHave a fun(tache)tic day!.ā
9. āMost things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.ā
10. āNever stop doing things for the first time.ā
11. āI canāt control the wind but I can adjust the sail.āā Ricky Skaggs
12. āA journey is measured in friends rather than miles.āā Tim Cahill
13. āDo not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.āā Ralph Waldo Emerson
14.Ā āLaugh more, worry less!ā
15. āI want to make memories all over the world.ā
16. āIf you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.ā
17. āDonāt be a tourist, be a traveler.ā
18. āBuy the ticket, take the ride.ā
19. āIf you think adventure is dangerous try routine, itās lethal.āā Paulo Coelho
20. āQuit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.āā Anonymous
21. āIām in love with places Iāve never been to.ā
22. āFree Boobs! Just kidding ā Free Fruit!āā by Swanky Hostel , the 5 Star Hostel in Zagreb.
22. āWhen life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.ā
23. āIf you donāt belong, donāt be too long.ā
24. āI need vitamin SEA.ā
25.āThe people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.ā
26. āPeople donāt take trips. . . trips take people.āā John Steinbeck
27. āMake salsa, not war!ā
28. āI hate traveling, no traveler ever saidā
29. āDonāt look for love. Look for good coffee!ā
30. You know itās time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving licenseā¦
31. Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your instagram account!
32. āI travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.āā Caskie Stinnett
33. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
34. If traveling was free, BYE!
35. āIāve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!ā
36. āWorst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!āā Russell Baker
37. āAnd then I went to the Sangria Familiaā¦!ā
38. āJet Lag is for Amateursā
39. āWork hard, travel harderā
40. I will conquer the world. Like, from here to the post box.
41. If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isnāt, soā¦.what do we do tonight?
42. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.ā George Carlin
43. If you are going through hell, keep going.ā Winston Churchill
44. A change of latitude would help my attitude.
45. Suitcases are for princesses!
46. āThe best things in life are free. The 2nd best things are super expensive!ā
47. āI havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my list.āā Susan Sontag
48.Reality called, so I hung up.
49.Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, āWhat! You Too? I thought I was the only one.ā
50.Kinda classy, kinda hood.
51. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!
52. I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.
53. Whenever you feel sad, remember, that somewhere in the world there is a guy pulling a door that says push.
54. All I want in life is pancakes!
55. āLive with no excuses and travel with no regrets.ā
56. āThe gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.ā
57. āEvery day can be an adventure.ā- Hostelgeeks
58. Stuck somewhere between āI need to saveā and āyou only live onceā.Ā
59. Friend: Letās go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but Iām pora pora.
60. My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
61. When youāre trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.
62. Me before vacation: āIām going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. Iām gonna stay in a hostel and everything.āMe on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncleās new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*
63. I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wildā¦
64. Me: āI want to travel moreā, the bank account: āLike, to the park?ā
65. If traveling was free, BYE!
66. I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
67. At the end of the dayā¦Iād rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.
68. I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.Ā
69. Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
70. I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.Ā
71, Backpacking is money spent on Education.
72. Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean slate.
73. How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.
74. I love when people say ājust quit your job and travel.ā Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.
75. Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.
76. I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!
77. Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
78. Yeah, working is greatā¦but have you tried travelling.Ā
79. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
80. Physically Iām here. Mentally Iām in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.Ā
81. Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Donāt be an ironing board.
82. Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.Ā
83. I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip toā¦anywhere.
84. I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.
85. Iām getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
86. Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.
87. Forget champagne and caviar ā Taste the world instead
88. I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine
89. I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.
90. Friend 1: Iām getting a house. Friend 2: Iām having a baby. Friend 3: Iām getting married Me: Iām headed to the airport.
91. People having babiesā¦and Iām like: What country am I going to next?
92. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.
93. I donāt want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.
94. Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!
95. Reality called, so I hung up.
96. I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.
97. Iām a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding. Iām headed to the airport.
98. Iāve got 99 problems. But Iām on vacation so Iām ignoring them all!
99. āYou canāt buy happinessā Okay, explain travel thenā¦
100. Itās bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
101. Travsessed (n.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips
102. Good things come to those, who book flights.
103. I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.
104. Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.
105. You canāt buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.
106. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.
107. A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
108. āBe strongā, I whisper to my WiFi signal
109. Jetlag is for amateurs
110. My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?
111. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
112. Donāt speak the language. Already said 3 times āwhatā. Now just smile and nod and hope for the best.
113. Me travelling. Person: āUn Cafe?ā Me: āOuiā Person: āSucreā Me: āNonā Person: āYou speak very good frenchā Me: āGraciasā
114. Youāve never felt true fear until your passport isnāt where you think you left it.
115. Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?
116. Education is important. But travel is importanter!
117. If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.
118. Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 11 Pro.
119. Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now Iām still in Queensland.
120. I donāt know where Iām going, but Iām going. Are you coming with me?
121. That moment when youāre asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.
122. Travelling is like a chocolate box. Donāt matter what you get. All is good.
123. Girls donāt wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
124. All you need is love a passport.
125. I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.Ā
126. If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first?Ā
127. All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.
128. Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.
129. Some people spend their life searching for āthe oneā. Iām just searching for the one good travel deal.
130. Iāve got a crush on the world.
131. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!
132. Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they donāt like. I donāt know about you, but thatās the lifestyle Iām striving for.
133. By 35, if Iām not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt whoās always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.
134. High five if you donāt know what youāre doing with your life and just want to travel the world.
135. I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.
136. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.
137. Be afraid. And do it anyway.
138. Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?
139. I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.Ā
140. Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.
141. I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.
142. Live a life you donāt need a vacation from.
143. Work hard. Travel harder.
144. I need a holiday. And by āholidayā I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails.Ā
145. The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.
146. Ladies, imagine this. Itās 15 years from now, and you have no kids. Youāre the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.
147. Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
148. Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. Iāve packed 35 just to be safe.
149. Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favourite chapstick*.
150. Watches Netflix happily. Remembers you need to pack. Watches Netflix stressfully.
151. Me: Iām not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.
152. Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.
153. Overpack. Itās why suitcases have wheels now.
154. I havenāt worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.
156. So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? Iām a visitor in my own house what the heck.
157. My favourite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while Iām away.
158. Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: Iāll probably change a few times a day so Iāll take 21 tops.
159. I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.
160. Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.
161. Running to the gate is my cardio.
162. Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.
163. The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.
164. A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.
165. Worrying youāve accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you walk through ānothing to declareā at the airport.
166. I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.
167. āBe right backā¦ā Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport.
168. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.
169. Vacation calories donāt count, right?
170. Whatās that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?Ā
171. Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: noā¦I think Iām gonna book the flight.
172. You canāt make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.
173. TIP: You wonāt get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.
174. You know itās time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving licenseā¦
175. In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.
176. Canāt decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of travel.
177. Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you havenāt travelled in a while.
178. My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places Iām about to visit.
179. āThe worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.ā ā Russell Baker
180. āOn a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.ā ā Lewis Grizzard
181. āBoy, those French. They have a different word for everything.ā ā Steve Martin
182. āāIāve been to almost as many places as my luggage.ā āBob Hope
183. āāSpain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.ā ā Dave Barry
184. āTwo great talkers will not travel far together.ā ā Spanish Proverb
185. āWhen preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.ā ā Unknown
186. āLas Vegas is sort of how God would do it if he had money.ā ā Steve Wynn
187. āTravel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.āāSusan Sontag
188. āGo to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.ā ā Mark Twain
189. āYou and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.ā ā Margaret Thatcher
190. āThe man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.ā ā Henry David Thoreau
191. āYou want to know what itās like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, donāt stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.ā āLewis Black
192. āAirline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.ā ā Al Bolisk
193. āMan cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.ā ā Andre Guide
194. āI have found out that there aināt no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with themā. āMark Twain
195. āThe cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.ā ā Britney Spears
196. āIn America, there are two classes of travelā first class, and with children.ā āRobert Benchley
197. āI have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.ā ā Hilaire Belloc
198. āToo often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.ā ā Elizabeth Drew
199. āSecurity is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.ā ā Helen Keller
200. āHey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.ā ā Jim Gaffigan
201. āA tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.ā āEmile Ganest
202. āYou know youāre in India when you hear yourself telling your driver as he is backing up, āCareful, there is a cow behind you.ā ā Lydia Ramsey
203. āTravelling is like flirting with life. Itās like saying, āI would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. ā ā Lisa St. Aubin de Teran
204. āIt can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, āAs pretty as an airport.ā ā Douglas Adams
205. āAdventure, yeah. I guess thatās what you call it when everybody comes back alive.ā ā Mercedes Lackey
206. āLos Angeles is where you go when you want to be somebody. New York is where you go when you are somebody. Miami is where you go when you want to be somebody else.ā ā Billy Corben
207. āIf you come to a fork in the road, take it.ā ā Yogi Berra
208. āDonāt worry about the world ending today, itās already tomorrow in Australia.ā ā Charles M. Schulz
209. āThere is nothing safer than flying ā itās crashing that is dangerous.ā ā Theo Cowan
210. āThe first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.ā ā Rudyard Kipling
211. āAirplane travel is natureās way of making you look like your passport photo.ā ā Al Gore
212. āIf you are going through hell, keep going.ā ā Winston Churchill
213. āWhen you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.ā ā Clifton Fadiman
214. ā is the tiniest food Iāve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get ā chicken, steak, anything ā has grill marks on each side, like somehow weāll actually believe thereās an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.ā ā Ellen DeGeneres
215. āA good holiday is one that is spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.ā ā J.B. Priestley
216. āKilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.ā ā George Carlin
217. āBizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.ā ā Kurt Vonnegut
218. āI kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didnāt. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. Youāre looking at a real daddy.ā ā Barry White
219. āPeople travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.ā ā Dagobert D. Runes
220. āIf you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.ā ā James Michener
221. āI get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.ā āGuy Clark
222. āIf you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; itās lethal.ā ā Paulo Coelho
223. āYou define a good flight by negatives: you didnāt get hijacked, you didnāt crash, you didnāt throw up, you werenāt late, you werenāt nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.ā ā Paul Theroux
Itās not a matter of where, but when. Time is precious and my time spent living and experience the cultures of this world is what I lust for. This is why I created this website, to share true, genuine experiences and not just typical touristy info. Travel, the love of coffee , and food!
50+ Funny quotes on travel to laugh right now
We love travel quotes! We get inspired by wise solo travel quotes , but there are also funny travel quotes that make us laugh and relate with those unique moments and situations of traveling. And who doesnāt like a good old laugh?
Travel should be fun! Weāll prove it to you in this article, by sharing our 50+ top picks for funniest and most relatable quotes on travel. We guarantee they will make you laugh out loud while you wait for your next adventure. Post them in social media, share the images to Pinterest, or send them to a friend whoās planning their solo trip .
We also have a list of the funniest vacation memes , see it here.
- 1 Laughable quotes about travel & money
- 2 Funny quotes about work & travel
- 3 Amusing travel quotes about holidays
- 4 Funny quotes about travel & happiness
- 5 Witty quotes about travel & life
- 6 Comical and relatable travel quotes
Laughable quotes about travel & money
Whether youāre saving for your next trip or trying to stick to your budget abroad, take a look at these funny quotes about a famous love-hate relationship: money and travel.
āMy favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.ā
Those times are surely missed.
āIf traveling was free, BYE!ā
Just one word left to say: Book that flight.
āMe before vacation: Iām going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. Iām gonna stay in a hostel and everything. Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncleās new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*ā
Sometimes you get crazy while traveling. You only live once, right?!
āDo you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?ā
Oops! It happened again.
āBackpacking is money spent on Education.ā
The best way to spend money!
āMe: I want to travel more , the bank account: Like, to the park? ā
Sometimes, the only trip our wallets can afford.
Funny quotes about work & travel
Work pays travel bills! We know work is tightly related to travel in this and many other ways. That is why we added this section with a funny take on work and travel . Because nothing makes work better than a funny travel quote to go with it.
āGo to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.ā
Wouldn’t this be a great job to have?
āWork tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.ā
Best work advice weāve ever heard.
āI thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.ā
All travel lovers and addicts will identify themselves with this funny travel quote.
āThere should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.ā
Itās harder than it looks. We all know that vacations have many benefits that carry over after we return, but it does not mean we want to return!
āI love my job, only when Iām on vacation.ā
Are we the only ones looking for jobs that give us the freedom to do what we want including going on vacation?
āTravel mode ON. Do not disturb.ā
Travel mode ON, the rest doesnāt matter, work can wait, emails can wait, messages can wait.
Amusing travel quotes about holidays
Going on a vacation is one of the best feelings in the world. Check out these funny quotes about vacations. For extra laughs, check out our vacation travel memes .
āMost of my work problems could be solved with a trip toā¦anywhere.ā
Travel is important and is a simple solution to all problems.
āIām getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.ā
Nothing more exhausting than not being on holiday.
āI need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.ā
This is a life or death matter.
āIāve got 99 problems. But Iām on vacation so Iām ignoring them all!ā
Gotta love vacations.
āItās bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.ā
Itās incredibly rude!
āIf anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day River cruise.ā
Send this funny quote to someone who needs to know, some subliminal marketing never killed nobody.
āI googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.ā
It;s the right prescription for those who have headaches, anxiety, burnout, stress, lack of creativity and basically, any other ailment.
āTraveling is like flirting with life. Itās like saying, āI would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. ā
Itās a complicated relationship, yet it fills our souls.
Funny quotes about travel & happiness
Travel is full of ups and downs, but the whole experience will always boost our mood in a good way. These are the funniest travel quotes related to happiness.
āYou canāt buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.ā
Theyāre practically synonyms.
āA plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.ā
Weāre certain a plane ticket will always make everything better.
āTraveling is like a chocolate box. It doesn’t matter what you get. All is good.ā
What matters is to go on an adventure.
āGirls donāt wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.ā
Indeed! We love to empower women to travel the world solo , safely and on their own terms. Check out our online course Empowerful to find the tools to travel solo.
āAll I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.ā
The song lyrics got it all wrong.
āEveryone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking margaritas.ā
Having principles and something to hold on to as truth is important. But as this humorous travel quote illustrates, your beliefs could be as simple as a vacation.
āYou canāt make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.ā
Because who isnāt happy about going on a trip? We have never met anyone who wasnāt excited to travel.
āFifty shades of.. red, orange, pink, and purple?ā
Watching sunsets abroad brings us back to life!
āI just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.ā
Serious life goals, does it get any better? While you may think this is a hilarious travel quote, IKEA is indeed therapeutic, as is cuddling a puppy. They are both proven to improve your mood and calm you down. Well, maybe just the puppy, IKEA can also be maddening and stressful!
Witty quotes about travel & life
What is life without travel? Travel inspires us, makes us grow, builds up our confidence, and has many other benefits . Laugh with these witty quotes on travel and life.
āI travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.ā
This is a bit of an inspirational quote also, but itās also a reminder to not let your life be absorbed by routine. We encourage you to always make room for spontaneity, curiosity and, of course, travel!
āFriend 1: Iām getting a house. Friend 2: Iām having a baby. Friend 3: Iām getting married. Me: Iām headed to the airport.ā
Travel can be as much a life goal as anything else. After all, having a family or getting a house are but amazing adventures and what is more exciting than boarding a plane to an undiscovered destination?
āI hate traveling, no traveler ever saidā
Have you ever heard anyone say that? Neither have we!
You know itās time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving licenseā¦
This comical travel quote has made you check your ID photo, havenāt you? So whatās the verdict? Do you need a trip ASAP?
āCan we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?ā
Fast forward to that partā¦
āIf you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, itās lethal.ā ā Paulo Coehlo
Another great quote about routine to inspire us and set off on that adventure to an amazing destination !
āThere aināt no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with themā. ā Mark Twain
This is 100% true! If you really want to get to know somebody, be his/her travel buddy once. That will be enough.
āPhysically Iām here. Mentally Iām in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.ā
That mental state sounds great. If you find a way to replicate it, let us know!
Comical and relatable travel quotes
Whether itās complaining about packing or suffering during a flight, every traveler will relate to some of these funny quotes about travel.
āYouāve never felt true fear until your passport isnāt where you think you left it.ā
We donāt want to ever feel that level of fear again.
āEuropeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now Iām still in Queensland.ā
Our Co-Founder Meg is an Aussie and can testify this.
āGoing on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. Iāve packed 35 just to be safe.ā
If you always overpack, weāll help you learn how to pack wisely .
āPacks 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.ā
Unpacking is harder than it looks like. The next quote tells us why:
āHaving to unpack my suitcase after a vacation is like the ultimate emotional baggage.ā
We donāt want to let go of that vacation feeling.
āMy favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear while away.ā
Why do we do it? Because we always want to make sure we will have a ball gown in case we are invited to a gala, and cute dresses for that special date with a local handsome guy and three changes of clothes for our Instagram photoshoot. Just in caseā¦
āAirports: the only place where drinking at 8 AM is socially acceptable.ā
The great thing about airports is there are no rules and it is always 5pm at some destination.
āAirline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.ā ā Al Boliska
Did you identify with this one? Or do you like flying? Our first time flying tips article may be helpful to tame those nerves.
“Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.”
Itās like they have it all planned out to make us suffer.
“Running to the gate is my cardio.”
Worried about not doing exercise during your travels? Believe us when we say you will do lots of it, whether itās running to the gate to catch your flight or walking thousands of steps a day to see all your favorite landmarks. Travel is the best exercise there is!
āPeople travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.ā ā Dagobert D. Runes
Isnāt this a comical travel quote? But oh so true! Thereās something about being abroad that makes it more exciting, even if you are surrounded by the same people you find down the street.
āThis is the first year Iām not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.ā ā Brooke Miller
COVID gave us a new excuse to postpone that lifelong dream. Donāt wait anymore, start saving for travel now!
If you know more funny travel quotes, share them with us in the comment section below!
And if you feel like laughing a bit more, go to our funny travel memes article .
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25 Funny Quotes About Travel
By: Nick Callos
Wishing you could travel right now?
After all, exploring the best corn mazes in the USA , relaxing on the stunning beaches of Thailand , or touring London all sound better than working and running errands.
To get you excited about your next adventure, weāve compiled a list of funny quotes about travel. Itās all in an effort to brighten your day. From funny quotes from movies to Mark Twain travel quotes, weāll cover a variety of humorous things people have said about vacationing.
So, here are 25 funny travel quotes. After reading (and lolāing), youāll have even more motivation to pack your bags and hit the road.
Funny Travel Quotes That Explain Why You Must Travel (and Inspire You to Hit the Road!)
If you carry a travel writing notebook, record some of these funny quotes about travel. Theyāll not only give you a laugh, but theyāll also remind you why travel is so important.
Take these very truthful and funny travel quotes to heart:
āIf you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it is lethal.ā – Paulo Coelho
āDonāt live the same year 75 times and call it a life.ā – Robin S. Sharma
āNever get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.ā -Unknown (this funny travel quote calls us to live in the present )
āThere should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.ā -Unknown
āI havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my list.ā – Susan Sontag
āLife is either a daring adventure or nothing.ā – Helen Keller
āBoy, those French. They have a different word for everything.ā – Steve Martin
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Overemployment is the act of working two remote full-time jobs to earn extra income and reach financial freedom. More than simply having a side hustle, being overemployed means having two or more full-time jobs that offer salary and benefits. While overemployment may sound difficult and potentially hazardous if caught, the fact is any remote worker can do it successfully with the right approach and commitment.
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Funny quotes about flying, arriving, and departing.
The journey matters most. The anticipation and excitement when moving from point A to B can uplift the soul like few other things. You get to reflect on the memories youāve just made and prepare for the awesome experiences ahead.
Check out these funny quotes about flying and being in transit:
āThereās something about arriving in new cities, wandering empty streets with no destination. I will never lose the love for the arriving, but Iām born to leave.ā – Charlotte Eriksson
āLife begins at the end of your comfort zone.ā – Neale Donald Walsch
āThe journey itself is my home.ā – Matsuo Basho (more insightful than funny, but worth including)
āI need a 6-month vacation twice a year.ā -Unknown (but you can buy the t-shirt on Amazon !)
āAdventure, yeah. I guess thatās what you call it when everybody comes back alive.ā – Mercedes Lackey
āThere is nothing safer than flyingāitās crashing that is dangerous.ā – Theo Cowan
āAirplane travel is natureās way of making you look like your passport photo.ā – Al Gore
āWork tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.ā -Unknown
Funny Travel Quotes from Movies
Think of some of those great travel movies, like The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Up in the Air, and Easy Rider. Youāll find lots of lines in there that are absolute gems.
Below are some funny travel quotes from movies. Memorize them and quote them at the right moment (youāll certainly get a laugh!).
āThat wasnāt flying; that was falling with style.ā -Woody, talking about Buzz Lightyear, in Toy Story
āI didnāt come here to make an impression on anybody. I just came here to blow every last cent I had.ā -Queen Latifah (as Georgia Byrd) in Last Holiday
āWe live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.ā -Jack Nicholson (as Edward Cole) in The Bucket List
Bob: āI don’t want to leave.ā
Charlotte: āSo don’t. Stay here with me. We’ll start a jazz band.ā
-Scarlett Johansson and Bill Murray in Lost in Translation
āWe havenāt located us yet.ā -Wallace Wolodarsky (as Brendan) in The Darjeeling Limited , when the train becomes unexpectedly lost
āToto, Iāve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymoreā -Judy Garland (as Dorothy) in The Wizard of Oz
Funny Mark Twain Travel Quotes
To conclude our list of funny travel quotes, weāre including a section for Mark Twain travel quotes. Heās one of my favorite authors, and truly one of the greatest travel writers ever. He also excelled at sarcasm and humor.
Read over these thought-provoking Mark Twain travel quotes if you need inspiration and a good laugh:
āI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.ā -Mark Twain, from Tom Sawyer Abroad
āThere is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage.ā -Mark Twain, from ā Notebooks & Journals , Volume I: (1855-1873)ā
“Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.” -Mark Twain, from Life on the Mississippi
(And an insightful one): āTravel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.” -Mark Twain, from The Innocents Abroad
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That wraps up our list of funny quotes about travel. Weāll constantly add to this list. Check back periodically to see even more funny quotes about vacation, flying, and more.
We hope reading these funny travel quotes has made you chuckle. Even more important, we hope it motivates you to go explore new places and have unforgettable experiences. Thatās what life is all about, right?
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41 Funny travel quotes to make you SMILE instantly
Time to have a gooooood laugh, time to unveil the best funny travel quotes you will love. We list here a bunch of cool quotes to have a good laugh. Some are funnier, others less, judge for yourself.
These travel quotes are not ordered by any meaning. We just randomly organized them for you.
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Now, letās get this party started:
1. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?
2. A good friend visits you in jail. The best friends sit next to you and say
āthat was funā
3. āScrew the caviar, I want to travel the world!ā ā quote by Hostelgeeks
4. Vacation calories donāt count. Right?
5. Backpacking is money spent on Education.
6. I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesnāt like itā¦guess, Iāve to travel then!
7. Work hard, travel harder.
8. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.
9. I donāt know whatās coming,
but I already know itās gonna be awesome!
10. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
11. I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
12. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!
13. At the end of the dayā¦
Iād rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.
14. A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
15. Iām here for the fun!
16. Take me to the next beach, like now!
17. I know there is a flight leaving today
that could bring me far, far away!
18. Work, save, travel, repeat
19. Can you imagine me walking at a beach? This is me, walking down the aisle.
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20. Go no, next week or next monthā¦ but GO!
21. I donāt know whatās coming,
22. āBe strongā, I whisper to my WiFi signal!
23. I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year.
24. Jetlag is for amateurs!
25. Me: I want to travel more.
Bank account: like, to the park?
26. People who eat travel are the best.
27. Be a Pineapple:
āStand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the insideā
28. Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk!
29. Instead of driving with a Mercedes to work,
Iād rather ride with the bike to the beach.
30. Overpack. Itās why suitcases have wheels now.
31. Girls donāt wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
32. Itās called presentā¦ it must be a reason for that!
33. I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is
āwhen do we leave?ā
34. Your vibe attracts your tribe!
35. The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.
36. If you did not have a stupid travel story to tell,
you did something terribly wrong!
37. People having babiesā¦and Iām like: What country am I going to next?
38. All you need is love a passport.
39. ā¦and then
I went to see Sangria Familia, touched the Mahal, and finally had some sushi in China! I am a full traveler!
40. Education is important. But travel is importanter!
41. I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords!
42. My parents complain I travel too much.
I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?
43. I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.
44. I donāt know where Iām going, but Iām going. Are you coming with me?
45. Airports : the only place where drinking at 8am is socially acceptable.
46.The perfect fun CoVid-19 travel jokes: Travitude: when you start to feel grumpy and sassy cause you havenāt been traveling.
47. By 35, if Iām not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt whoās always traveling & comes to family events tipsy.
48. It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, āAs pretty as an airportā.
ā Douglas AdamsĀ
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49. Never let your memories be greater than your dreams. ā Doug Ivester
50. Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. ā Leigh Hunt
51. Take only memories, leave only footprints. ā Chief Seattle
52. When you travel with children you are giving something that can never be taken awayā¦ experience, exposure and a way of life. ā Pamela T. Chandler
53. Living my best life one plane ticket at a time.
54. Good things come to those who book flights.
55. A family that travels together stays together.
56. Donāt count the days. Make the days count. ā Muhammad Ali
57. Family adventures are the best adventures.
58. The biggest risk in life is not taking one.
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57 Funny Travel Quotes to cheer up your day
Funny travel quotes are great to cheer up your day and keep the travel bug.
Humor will help you to turn around a bad day, simply a laugh would change your mood! Thatās one reason why we do love these funny quotes and wanted to collect some of them for you.
We had a look at the travel quotes out there and we collected these 26 funny travel quotes . Some of these funny quotes we found them on ourĀ 5 Star Hostels!
If you find some more, you can always tag us on Instagram ,Ā we will be happy to see them.
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In case you need more inspiration or just wanna read more travel quotes, we also collected 109 Travel quotes to inspire every traveler .
I hear you wonder: How did we collect so many quotes?
Well, we are quite traditional here: we do always carry with us a travel notebook. There we write all the quotes we have come across during our travels, as well as many other notes. And of course, Pinterest!
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We hope you do laugh, remember, love and share these funny travel quotes. After all, we know that a sense of travel humor can really lighten your mood. And since a lot can go wrong when exploring this world, a sense of humor is always a good tool to have on hand.
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A Full List of Funny Travel Quotes
Letās start this list of funny travel quotes with a quote Matt likes to use.
1. āForget champagne and caviar ā Taste the world instead!ā
ā Hostelgeeks
2. Me : āI want to travel moreā
the bank account : āLike, to the park?ā
3. āI need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!ā
4. āMen to the left because woman are always rightā.ā
This is a quote from BUS Hostel, one of the best hostels in Reykjavik .
5. āThe journey, not the arrival, matters.ā
ā T. S. Eliot
6. āOnce a year, go somewhere youāve never been before.ā
ā The Dalai Lama
7. Itās bad manners to let vacation wait!
8. āHave a fun(tache)tic day!.ā
9. āMost things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.ā
10. āNever stop doing things for the first time.ā
11. āI canāt control the wind but I can adjust the sail.ā
ā Ricky Skaggs
12. āA journey is measured in friends rather than miles.ā
ā Tim Cahill
13. āDo not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.ā
ā Ralph Waldo Emerson
14.Ā Ā āLaugh more, worry less!ā
15. āI want to make memories all over the world.ā
16. āIf you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.ā
17. āDonāt be a tourist, be a traveler.ā
18. āBuy the ticket, take the ride.ā
19. āIf you think adventure is dangerous try routine, itās lethal.ā ā Paulo Coelho
20. āQuit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.ā
ā Anonymous
21. āIām in love with places Iāve never been to.ā
22. ā Free Boobs! Just kidding ā Free Fruit! ā
22. āWhen life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.ā
23. āIf you donāt belong, donāt be too long.ā
24. āI need vitamin SEA.ā
25.āThe people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.ā
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26. āPeople donāt take trips. . . trips take people.ā
ā John Steinbeck
27. āMake salsa, not war!ā
28. āI hate traveling, no traveler ever saidā
29. āDonāt look for love. Look for good coffee!ā
30. You know itās time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving licenseā¦
31. Life goal: Create a life that people assume you have anyway based on your instagram account!
32. āI travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.ā
ā Caskie Stinnett
33. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
34. If traveling was free, BYE!
35. āIāve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!ā
36. āWorst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!ā
ā Russell Baker
37. āAnd then I went to the Sangria Familiaā¦!ā
38. āJet Lag is for Amateursā
39. āWork hard, travel harderā
40. I will conquer the world. Like, from here to the post box.
41. If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isnāt, soā¦.what do we do tonight?
42. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
ā George Carlin
43. If you are going through hell, keep going.
ā Winston Churchill
44. A change of latitude would help my attitude.
45. Suitcases are for princesses!
46. āThe best things in life are free. The 2nd best things are super expensive!ā
47. āI havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my list.ā
ā Susan Sontag
48. Reality called, so I hung up.
49. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, āWhat! You Too? I thought I was the only one.ā
50. Kinda classy, kinda hood.
51. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!
52. I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget my password, the login tells me, the password is incorrect.
53. Whenever you feel sad, remember, that somewhere in the world there is a guy pulling a door that says push.
54. All I want in life is pancakes!
55. āLive with no excuses and travel with no regrets.ā
56. āThe gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.ā
57. ā Every day can be an adventure. ā ā Hostelgeeks
58. Iām done adulting. Letās be mermaids from now on!
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Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be lost much longer.
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Funny Quotes about Cruising: Hilarious Jokes & Puns
Posted on Last updated: August 12, 2023
Ahoy there, fellow cruisers! Get ready to embark on a hilarious voyage that will have you rolling in the aisles (or should I say, waves). We’ve scoured the seven seas to bring you a collection of uproarious cruise quotes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
Life at sea can be an adventure filled with laughter, and these side-splitting quotes about cruising capture the essence of that joyous spirit. So whether you’re a seasoned sailor or planning your first nautical escapade, prepare to set sail with a smile on your face.
From witty observations about buffet lines to comical encounters with fellow passengers, these cruise quotes will remind you why laughter truly is the best medicine on board. So buckle up (or should I say, life jacket on) and get ready for a voyage of hilarity as we dive into the world of cruising and humor.
So grab your favorite cocktail, find a cozy spot on deck, and let’s navigate through these uproarious funny quotes about cruising together!
Hilarious Cruise Jokes and One-Liners
Laugh your way through the cruise with these rib-tickling jokes and one-liners. Keep the chuckles coming on board with these hilarious cruise jokes and witty one-liners. Cruise in style while enjoying these belly-shaking jokes and clever one-liners. Add some humor to your vacation by sharing these knee-slapping cruise jokes and quick-witted one-liners.
Cruise ships are known for their luxurious amenities, breathtaking views, and exciting activities. But did you know that they can also be a hub of hilarity? Whether you’re a seasoned sailor or a first-time cruiser, these funny quotes about cruising are sure to make you laugh out loud.
- “Why did the magician bring a ladder on the cruise ship? Because he wanted to perform high seas magic tricks!”
- “What do you call it when sailors argue over who gets to steer the ship? A captain crunch!”
- “Why did the deckhand bring a broom on board? To sweep everyone off their feet!”
- “What’s a sailor’s favorite type of music? Sea shanties!”
- “Why don’t boats like going to parties? They tend to get too rowdy!”
- “What do you call it when two ships collide in the middle of the ocean? A ‘sea-nic’ accident!”
- “Why did the sailor go broke after his cruise vacation? He spent all his money on anchor management classes!”
- “What’s a magician’s favorite part of a cruise ship? The deck of illusions!”
- “Why was the pirate such a good comedian? He had an eye for humor!”
- “What do you call a fish that wears a crown on a cruise ship? The king of the sea-nery!”
These funny quotes about cruising are perfect for lightening up any conversation during your voyage. Share them with fellow passengers and crew members to create a jovial atmosphere on board. Laughter is contagious, and these jokes will surely bring smiles to everyone’s faces.
Imagine sitting at the ship’s bar, sipping your favorite cocktail, and sharing these hilarious cruise jokes with newfound friends. The sound of laughter echoing across the deck will become the soundtrack of your unforgettable journey.
So, next time you embark on a cruise adventure, don’t forget to pack these funny quotes about cruising along with your sunscreen and swimsuit. They are guaranteed to make your trip even more enjoyable and memorable.
Troublesome Tales: Flight, Shower, and Marriage Mishaps on Cruises
Brace yourself for amusing stories of flight mishaps, shower shenanigans, and marriage mayhem on cruises. Let’s dive into the comical tales of misadventures involving flights, showers, and marriages during cruises.
Flight Mishaps
Embarking on a cruise is an adventure in itself, but sometimes the journey to the ship can be just as eventful. Picture this: you’re all set for your dream vacation when you encounter a series of hilarious flight troubles. From delayed departures to lost luggage, these mishaps can turn your trip into an unexpected comedy show.
One traveler recalls how their flight got diverted to a small island due to bad weather conditions. Stranded with limited resources and no immediate way back to civilization, they found themselves living out their own version of “ Cast Away ” – minus Tom Hanks and Wilson the volleyball. Fortunately, they were eventually rescued by a passing cruise ship that happened to spot their distress signals.
Shower Shenanigans
Once aboard the cruise ship, another source of laughter arises from shower mishaps. It seems that even something as simple as taking a refreshing shower can lead to unexpected comedic moments.
Imagine stepping into what you believe is your private oasis only to discover that the glass door has a mind of its own. The moment you turn on the water, it swings open wide for everyone passing by to witness your impromptu performance of “Singing in the Rain.” While it may be embarrassing at first, these incidents often become memorable highlights of the trip as fellow passengers share in the laughter.
Marriage Mayhem
Cruises are popular choices for weddings or vow renewal ceremonies due to their romantic ambiance. However, even amidst such joyous occasions, marital blunders can occur that leave everyone in stitches.
One newlywed couple decided to have their wedding ceremony onboard, surrounded by the breathtaking ocean views. As they exchanged vows, a sudden gust of wind blew the bride’s veil away, sending it soaring into the sea like a runaway kite. The groom’s valiant attempt to catch it only resulted in an unintentional dive off the ship’s deck. Luckily, he was quickly rescued and emerged from the water with a sheepish grin, much to the amusement of everyone present.
Prepare to be entertained by hilarious stories featuring mishaps during flights, showers, and marriages while cruising. These tales serve as a reminder that even amidst unexpected twists and turns, laughter can be found in the most unlikely places.
So next time you embark on a cruise adventure, keep an eye out for those perplexing moments that turn ordinary trips into extraordinary memories. After all, it’s these troublesome tales that make your journey truly unforgettable.
Now that we’ve explored some funny quotes about cruising through troublesome tales of flight mishaps, shower shenanigans, and marriage mayhem on cruises, get ready to set sail on your own adventure filled with laughter and unforgettable experiences. Bon voyage!
Laugh Out Loud with Cruise Puns and Captions
Set sail for laughter with these pun-tastic cruise jokes and clever captions. Make waves of laughter roll in with these side-splitting cruise puns and witty captions. Navigate through hilarity as we present a collection of puns and captions that will leave you in stitches during your cruise adventure. Enjoy a good laugh onboard using these uproarious cruise puns paired with Instagram-worthy captions.
Cruise Puns:
- Cruise Control : “I’m on cruise control, sailing my way to relaxation!”
- Captain Hilarious : “The captain told the funniest jokes, he really knows how to steer us towards laughter!”
- Sailing Cabin Fever : “Beware of catching ‘sailing cabin fever’ – it’s a contagious case of uncontrollable laughter!”
- Dock and Roll : “As we docked at each port, we couldn’t help but roll with laughter at the hilarious sights.”
- Time Cruiser : “On this cruise, I’m not just a traveler; I’m a time cruiser exploring different eras of comedy!”
- Sun-drenched Laughter : “Under the warm sun, our hearts were filled with joy from the endless laughter onboard.”
- Drink & Joke : “Raise your glass and let’s toast to good times filled with drinks and jokes!”
Cruise Captions:
- Punny Portraits : “Sailing through life one pun at a time! #CruiseLife”
- Winds of Laughter : “Let the winds carry your worries away and fill your sails with laughter! #LaughOutLoud”
- Dreaming of Funny Moments : “In my dreams, I’m surrounded by hilarious memories from our incredible cruise vacation! #DreamsWithLaughs”
- Love Boat Comedy Club : “Join us at the Love Boat Comedy Club – where love and laughter set sail together! #CruiseLaughs”
- Bursting with Humor : “My suitcase might be bursting with clothes, but my heart is bursting with laughter! #PunnyVacation”
- Baggage of Laughter : “Leave your worries at the dock and pack your bags full of laughter for this cruise adventure! #UnpackTheLaughs”
Embarking on a cruise is not just about exploring new destinations and enjoying picturesque views; it’s also an opportunity to let loose and have a good laugh. Cruise puns are the perfect way to infuse humor into your journey, creating unforgettable memories.
Imagine yourself aboard the ship, feeling the gentle sway as you indulge in hilarious wordplay. With each passing moment, you’ll find yourself immersed in a sea of laughter. Whether it’s sharing jokes with fellow passengers or being entertained by witty crew members, there’s no shortage of comedic relief on a cruise.
As you settle into your cabin, take a moment to appreciate the cleverness behind cruise puns like “Cruise Control.” This phrase captures the essence of effortlessly gliding through your vacation while embracing relaxation and amusement. It’s all about finding that sweet spot where you can unwind and enjoy life’s comedic moments.
One of the highlights onboard is undoubtedly interacting with the captain. These skilled navigators not only steer the ship but also know how to steer conversations towards laughter.
River Cruise Quotes and Instagram-worthy Captions
Explore the beauty of river cruising with these inspiring quotes and Instagram-worthy captions. Capture the essence of river cruising with these picturesque quotes and captivating captions. Immerse yourself in the world of river cruises through these insightful quotes and eye-catching captions. Enhance your river cruise experience by sharing these enchanting quotes and stunning Instagram captions.
River cruising is a truly magical experience that allows you to discover breathtaking landscapes, charming towns, and fascinating cultures along picturesque waterways. Whether you’re embarking on a romantic cruise or simply seeking adventure, there’s no shortage of memorable moments to capture. To help you document your journey, we’ve compiled a list of motivational cruise captions that perfectly complement your river cruising photos on social media platforms like Instagram.
Motivational Cruise Captions
- “Sailing through life one river at a time.” 🚢
- “Let the current guide you to new horizons.” ⛵
- “Cruising along with no destination in mind.” 🌊
- “Embrace the serenity of the open water.” 🌅
- “Every bend in the river brings a new discovery.” 🌿
River cruising offers a unique blend of relaxation, adventure, and romance all rolled into one unforgettable experience. As you float along tranquil rivers, take in breathtaking sunsets, explore historic landmarks, and indulge in delicious cuisine, make sure to capture those special moments with your camera or smartphone.
Romantic Cruise Captions
- “Love is like a river; it flows endlessly.” 💕
- “Sailing into each other’s hearts on this romantic voyage.” ❤️
- “Finding paradise together one port at a time.” 🏝️
- “Our love story unfolds along the gentle waves.” 💑
- “In each other’s arms, we set sail for forever.” 🌹
River cruises offer the perfect backdrop for romance, allowing you to create lasting memories with your partner. From candlelit dinners under the stars to hand-in-hand strolls through charming riverside towns, there’s no shortage of enchanting moments to share with your loved one.
Instagram Captions
- “River cruising: where every view is postcard-worthy.” 📸
- “Exploring hidden gems one river at a time.” ✨
- “Chasing sunsets and river reflections.” 🌅
- “Wanderlust meets waterlust on this unforgettable journey.” 🌍💧
- “Life is better when you’re cruising down the river.” 🌊🚢
These Instagram captions will help you perfectly capture the essence of your adventure. Whether you’re looking to inspire others to embark on their own river cruise or simply want to reminisce about your incredible journey, these captions are sure to make an impact.
So grab your camera, pack your sense of adventure, and get ready for an extraordinary river cruising experience that will leave you with memories to last a lifetime. Don’t forget to use these funny quotes about cruising as captivating Instagram captions that will transport your followers straight into the world of river cruises!
Navigating Newbie Nervousness on a Cruise
Embarking on your first cruise can be an exciting yet nerve-wracking experience. The thought of being surrounded by experienced cruise passengers and navigating a massive cruise ship might leave you feeling anxious. But fear not! We’ve got you covered with some helpful tips and funny anecdotes that will ease your newbie jitters and ensure a smooth sailing into your next cruise adventure.
Overcome newbie jitters with our helpful tips and humorous anecdotes about first-time cruisers.
Even the most seasoned travelers were once newbies. It’s completely normal to feel overwhelmed or unsure about what to expect. To help calm your nerves, we’ve gathered amusing tales from fellow cruisers who have been in your shoes. These stories will not only make you laugh but also provide practical advice for overcoming those newbie jitters.
One common concern among first-time cruisers is the fear of getting lost on the vast cruise ship. Picture this: you’re wandering around, trying to find your cabin, when suddenly you realize you’ve ended up at the wrong end of the ship. Don’t worry; it happens more often than you think! One cruiser shared their experience of accidentally stumbling upon the crew-only area while searching for their cabin. It turned out to be a hilarious encounter with friendly staff who kindly redirected them back to where they needed to be.
Another source of anxiety for newbies is dining etiquette aboard a cruise ship. The thought of formal dinners and multiple-course meals can be intimidating. But remember, everyone was once unfamiliar with the ins and outs of cruise dining. A fellow cruiser recounted their comical mishap when they mistook the bread basket as decoration instead of an actual appetizer option. Their innocent blunder had everyone at their table in stitches, breaking the ice and making lasting friendships.
Sail smoothly into your first cruise by learning from funny stories and practical advice for overcoming newbie nervousness.
These insights will help you navigate your maiden voyage with confidence and a sense of humor.
- Do Your Research : Before setting sail, become a cruise critic! Reading reviews and forums can give you helpful insights into what to expect on your chosen cruise line. It’s also an excellent way to connect with other passengers who may be sailing on the same voyage.
- Plan Ahead : Take the time to plan your activities and excursions in advance. Having a rough itinerary will alleviate any last-minute decision-making stress and allow you to make the most of your time onboard.
- Embrace the Unexpected : Remember that not everything will go according to plan, but that’s part of the adventure! Stay open-minded and be willing to try new things, whether it’s joining an impromptu dance party or participating in onboard games and contests.
- Connect with Fellow Passengers : Don’t be afraid to strike up conversations with fellow cruisers. You’ll quickly realize that many people share similar anxieties and are more than happy to offer friendly advice or share amusing stories from their own cruising experiences.
Unexpected Encounters: Priests and Oceans
Prepare for laughter as we recount hilarious encounters involving priests and the vast oceans during cruises. Picture this: a serene cruise ship gliding through the sparkling seas, passengers basking in the warm sunsets, when suddenly, an unexpected twist of fate brings men of the cloth face-to-face with the wonders of the deep blue sea.
One unforgettable memory involves a priest who embarked on a cruise to explore exotic islands. As he stood on the deck, mesmerized by the breathtaking view of endless water stretching as far as the eye could see, a mischievous wave decided to playfully drench him from head to toe. The sight of this holy man soaked in seawater left everyone onboard in fits of laughter. It was a moment where reality merged with magic, reminding us that even priests can have their fair share of humorous mishaps.
In another comical tale, an author unknown found himself engaged in a lively conversation with a priest while strolling along the shore during a beach excursion. As they exchanged stories about their respective journeys and shared laughter over funny quotes about cruising, they failed to notice that high tide was approaching rapidly. Suddenly, both men found themselves scrambling to escape from an incoming wave that crashed right at their feet. With wet clothes and startled expressions, they couldn’t help but laugh at their unexpected baptism by sea.
The world is full of possibilities. On one particular cruise, passengers were treated to an impromptu sermon delivered by a jovial priest who took advantage of his surroundings. Standing on deck against the backdrop of glistening waters and clear blue skies, he preached about finding solace in nature’s beauty while sprinkling his words with witty anecdotes about life on board. His unique sermon left everyone with smiles on their faces and hearts filled with joy.
Cruising often brings people together in unexpected ways – even priests and the open sea can form a bond. During one voyage, a priest discovered his hidden talent for entertaining fellow passengers with magic tricks. As he performed illusions that seemed to defy reality, the audience was captivated by his skillful sleight of hand. The combination of the priest’s spiritual presence and his surprising magical abilities created an atmosphere of wonder and laughter that made the cruise even more memorable.
Wrapping Up the Funniest Quotes about Cruising
In conclusion, we’ve explored a hilarious collection of quotes that perfectly capture the humor and joy of cruising. From witty one-liners to amusing anecdotes, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and brighten up your day.
We started off with a dose of laughter through cruise jokes and one-liners. These clever quips will have you chuckling as you imagine yourself sailing the seas.
Next, we delved into troublesome tales filled with flight, shower, and marriage mishaps on cruises. These stories remind us that even in the midst of chaos, there’s always room for laughter.
If puns and wordplay tickle your funny bone, then cruise puns and captions are just what you need. These clever play-on-words will leave you giggling uncontrollably while scrolling through your social media feed.
For those seeking inspiration for their river cruises or Instagram posts, we shared some memorable quotes and Instagram-worthy captions that perfectly capture the beauty and serenity of river cruising.
Navigating newbie nervousness on a cruise can be overwhelming at times, but it’s important to remember that laughter is the best medicine. Embrace the unexpected encounters like running into priests or marveling at the vastness of the ocean – they make for great stories!
To wrap it all up, these funny quotes about cruising remind us to embrace life’s adventures with a lighthearted spirit. So whether you’re an experienced cruiser or new to this exciting journey, let these quotes serve as a reminder to find joy in every moment.
Now it’s time for you to embark on your own cruise adventure armed with these hilarious quotes. Share them with friends and family, spread some laughter onboard, and create unforgettable memories along the way.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are these quotes suitable for all ages.
These funny quotes about cruising are generally suitable for all ages. However, it’s always a good idea to consider the audience and their sense of humor before sharing.
Can I use these quotes for social media captions?
Absolutely! These quotes are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your social media posts. They will surely make your followers smile and engage with your content.
Where can I find more funny quotes about cruising?
You can explore various online platforms, such as websites, blogs, or social media pages dedicated to cruising. You can also check out books or magazines that specialize in humor or travel-related topics.
How can I incorporate these quotes into my everyday life?
These funny quotes about cruising can be used in numerous ways. You can share them with friends and family during conversations or gatherings, use them as icebreakers at cruise-themed parties, or simply write them down and keep them handy for whenever you need a good laugh.
Do these quotes have any real-life inspiration behind them?
While some of the quotes may be based on real-life experiences, others are purely fictional creations designed to bring laughter and entertainment. Regardless of their origins, they all aim to celebrate the joyous spirit of cruising.
200 Funniest One-Liners That Will Make Everyone Laugh
- Published on August 22, 2023
Mark Simons
Ever been caught between a chuckle and a guffaw, all thanks to a succinct punchline? One-liners have the uncanny ability to condense a world of humor into a single, potent sentence.Ā
In this post, we will traverse the witty lanes and alleyways of humor, bringing you 200 of the best one-liners to tickle your funny bone and brighten up your day. Jump in and start laughing now!
Table of Contents
Everyday Quirks One-Liners
- āI mentioned to my wife that her eyebrow sketches were lofty. She raised an eyebrow.ā
- āOn my whiskey diet, Iāve misplaced a few days this week.ā
- āDiving into a book on floating in space. I just canāt set it aside!ā
- āI donāt grapple with madness; I relish its every tick.ā
- āMy bedās an enchanted zone where all forgotten tasks resurface.ā
- āOnce, I played the piano by just listening, but now my fingers dance on it.ā
- āIām on good terms with most letters, but āyā remains a mystery.ā
- āAsked the librarian for a book on being overly cautious. She hushed, āTheyāre right over your shoulder.'ā
- āRussian dolls irk me. They always hide something within.ā
- āExpressed to the gym coach my desire to do the splits. His query, āYour scheduleās stretch?ā My reply, āWeekends are tight.ā
- āAttempted to grab some mist once. Failed.ā
- āIf laziness had a trophy, Iād delegate its collection.ā
- āI donāt harbor dreams in a bucket, but my pending tasks could fill a scroll.ā
- āWitnessed a man scatter his Scrabble set on the pavement. Queried, āWhatās the talk of the town?ā
- āIād spin you a tale about building, but itās under construction.ā
- āI follow the sight-see diet. Spot delicacies, and theyāre mine.ā
- āPondered a cerebral transplant but had a change of heart.ā
- āNavigating a tactile horror narrative. An ominous event is closeā¦ I sense it.ā
- āI excel at doing multiple things: dawdling, being idle, and delaying tasks.ā
- āI have a jest about journeying through time, but it didnāt tickle your future self.ā
Relationships & Dating One-Liners
- āRelationship update: Solo dining but duo sipping.ā
- āMy partner wished for more warmth from me. Hence, I diversified to two partners.ā
- āDated a lass with an unfocused gaze, realized she had side views too.ā
- āTrue love is notifying someone about their hair add-ons.ā
- āSet your beloved free. If they return, it seems no one else opted for them either.ā
- āWedding a tennis enthusiast? For them, āLoveā just zeroes the score.ā
- āI might fumble at real-life dating, but my profile game is top-notch.ā
- āMy romantic journey resembles card play: No ace partner? A master stroke is needed.ā
- āMaintaining the love spark past 24 months? Youāre onto some secret potion.ā
- āMatrimony is like a dual workspaceā¦ heās at task while sheās on a spree.ā
- āExes? Nope, I have āWhysā. As in, āWhy was that a chapter?ā
- āAwaiting my knight not on a stallion but perhaps a dazed tortoise somewhere.ā
- āA love alliance feels like a career. Iām currently not hiring.ā
- āNot disputing, just laying down the facts of my correctness.ā
- āImmediate romantic smitten is real, but revisiting that gaze doesnāt hurt.ā
- āEnding ties feels like tilting a vending machine. Multiple nudges till it topples.ā
- āLove might lack vision, but wedlockās an optometry session.ā
- āResearchers label love a mere reaction? Mine mirrors an epic blunder.ā
- āMy manās idea of starlit romance? Illuminated joystick adventures.ā
- āAsked him to present me the universe, and he handed over a miniature Earth.ā
Work & Career One-Liners
- āBaking was my forte; the need for the dough was real.ā
- āResigned from my soda can-flattening role; too much emotional compression.ā
- āRequested a pay bump from the boss. When he inquired how much, I pointed to the elusive top shelf.ā
- āWhy was the scarecrow celebrated? His stand-out performance amidst crops!ā
- āAstronaut aspirations failed; lacked personal space.ā
- āAlerted my employer about my dual vision today. He postponed our chat on hydration habits.ā
- āLife in the calendar industry isnāt as date-filled as imagined.ā
- āBanker parted ways with the cashier: overwhelmed by account-keeping.ā
- āMy workspace? A prism. Itās all about radiant tasks.ā
- āVentured into land mines camouflaged as prayer cushions. The upward trend in prophets is explosive!ā
- āA doorman job eluded me due to inexperience. Figured it was the gateway role.ā
- āUnity drives dreams, but with mismatched leaders and teams, nightmares ensue.ā
- āWhy is there skepticism around atoms? Theyāve mastered the art of fabrication.ā
- āSecured a role as a certified snoozer. Itās what dreams are made of!ā
- āMy cement gig? Stirring things into cohesion.ā
- āOrange juice facility showed me the door: was too diluted.ā
- āRetiree gags aplenty, but theyāre all on a break.ā
- āThe bakery was my go-to; the dough was a necessity in more ways than one.ā
- āPhotography seemed sharp, but the snapshot of success blurred.ā
- āEmbarked on a lift-managing job. Itās a vertical roller coaster.ā
Animals & Nature One-Liners
- āWhatās a fish minus its sight? Fsh, indeed.ā
- āDiving into an anti-gravity manuscript. Itās quite elevating.ā
- āWould share a chem pun, but the outcome might be non-reactive.ā
- āAnnounced a hiatus to my PC. It replied, āOn the brink of a shutdown myself.'ā
- āWhy are skeletons non-confrontational? Lacking inner bravado.ā
- āWhat made the scarecrow a star? His unparalleled farm performance.ā
- āHow to lure a squirrel? Scale a trunk and mimic a crazy seed!ā
- āWhy no seagull trajectories over bays? Theyād morph into breakfast bread rings.ā
- āMy felineās curiosity is next level. Hence, the purr-spective peeping?ā
- āWhatās birthed from a snow entity and a bloodsucker? Icy nips.ā
- āWhat did the towering petal converse with the tiny one? Hey, sprout!ā
- āWhatās with the morose arithmetic tome? Overflow of quandaries.ā
- āReason for a golferās extra trousers? Anticipating a perfect shot mishap.ā
- āPenguinās architectural secret? Sticks and chills.ā
- āWhat made the tomato blush? Spotted the salad getting dressed!ā
- āInstructed my canine for a deathly act. A standing ovation ensued!ā
- āElectrical experts and I gel well. Buzzing camaraderie, that!ā
- āWhy did the scarecrow ascend the ranks? His exemplary agrarian stance.ā
- āTwo aerials met atop, felt the spark, wedded. Simple rites, but the after-party was amplified!ā
- āBlueprint for a cosmic bash? Stellar scheduling!ā
Health & Well-being One-Liners
- āDiscussed my giant dread with the counselor. Diagnosis? āFee-Fi-fears.'ā
- āSteps? Skeptical about them. Theyāre continually rising to mischief.ā
- āFor insomnia, I wouldnāt even lose sleep mulling over it.ā
- āWhy did the scarecrow take up counseling? His knack for attentive fieldwork.ā
- āDiving into a book about levitationāfinding it hard to lay aside.ā
- āThe banana sought medical aid: its zest was slightly off.ā
- āMentioned my frequent arm fractures to the medic. His advice? Avoid such spots.ā
- āHad a fractured pencil quip, but its essence was null.ā
- āMy shrink highlights my commitment phobia. Contemplating ending our sessions.ā
- āReggae triangle gigs: A chain of singular resonances.ā
- āDiscussed my cheese obsession with a medic. Apparently, itās only a soft inclination.ā
- āRequested meds for unending gusts. Was handed a flying paper toy.ā
- āReason for the arithmetic mentorās therapy? An overload of equations at a standstill.ā
- āWhat made the fruit blush? Observing the greens getting prepped!ā
- āEmbarked on a diet journey. Misplaced a duo of dates so far.ā
- āSuggested mindfulness to my spouse. Her take? āIāll pass on this tranquil stint.ā
- āWhy such tension in the math manuscript? Overflow of tasks.ā
- āHad a glimpse-and-gobble food routine. Every sight was a bite.ā
- āEach health-conscious phase is disrupted by a festivity or a weekday.ā
- āThe whiskey weight loss plan? Misplaced 72 hours and counting.ā
Technology & Modern Times One-Liners
- āShared my feelings with my smartphone. Now, it floods me with emojis.ā
- āSet my password as āwrongā so the prompt always reminds me, āYour password is wrong.ā
- āWhyād my phone opt for spectacles? Misplaced its number, buddies.ā
- āComputerās advice? Hit any key. Still scanning for that elusive āany.'ā
- āRelationship update: Tried a hand-hold with my pup, got snubbed, and so I aimed for the TV changer.ā
- āTrue adulthood? Getting thrilled about that brand-new kitchen scrub.ā
- āWishing for once the login could say, āEh, near enough.ā
- āDubbed my storage āThe Asset.ā Monthly, it asks, āWant to support The Asset?ā
- āMy softwareās devoid of glitches. But surprise functionalities? Plenty.ā
- āA computerās summer hack? Unleashing Windows.ā
- āThe silver lining with 404 errors? Their knack for unexpected pop-ups.ā
- āWhyās there calendar confusion for coders? Oct 31 mirrors Dec 25.ā
- āIf dawn birds claim the worms, Iām content being an afternoon owl.ā
- āExpert in guidance? Nah. But a witty retort? Always ready!ā
- āTodayās world: My tot refers to Alexa as āmomās assistant.'ā
- āWhy the coder resigned? Couldnāt handle the array of issues.ā
- āCraving two long breaks annually. Too extravagant?ā
- āAtoms are sketchy for scientists. Always up for fabrications.ā
- āGot an EpiPen from a pal during his tough time. He seemed insistent I keep it.ā
- āDream era? When sitcom chuckles werenāt pre-recorded.ā
Travel & Adventure One-Liners
- āMy diet revolves around seafood. Whenever I spot food, especially on trips, itās consumed.ā
- āPromised my luggage a holiday outing. Now itās weighed down with sentiments.ā
- āWhy did the bike rest on the ground? It felt the weight of dual exhaustion.ā
- āMet someone whoās into the brake fluid, though he assures he can pause whenever.ā
- āMy mateās eyeing archaeology. Told him he might end up as a relic.ā
- āCurrently engrossed in a sticky history of adhesives. Difficult to detach from!ā
- āEver camped amidst thick forests? The experience is wildly intense.ā
- āOnce flew planes, but the altitude wasnāt in sync with my attitude.ā
- āDiving into a tome on anti-gravity. Makes my travels feel weightless.ā
- āA palās bakehouse ignited. His ventures are now on the charred side.ā
- āWhispering is risky on plantations. Spuds watch, and maize eavesdrops.ā
- āIām pretty knowledgeable about air propellers. Always been their admirer.ā
- āUsed to drive cabs, but fares never felt fair.ā
- āGot a street-related jest, but it may come off as rough.ā
- āBefriended an enthusiast crafting a fresh angle. Heās engrossed in a dynamic delta.ā
- āThey claim the Big Appleās awake 24/7, but maybe a reset could do wonders?ā
- āJourneying to a tunes store. Aiming for a melodic adventure.ā
- āAttempted to grasp some haze on my voyage. Ended up with void.ā
- āEvery plannerās fate is preset, particularly those mapping out trips.ā
- āIāve got this lift-based jest. Itās multifaceted humor.ā
Celestial & Astronomical One-Liners
- āGot a cosmic joke, but itās a stretch for earthly minds.ā
- āWhyād the sun miss the lecture? It was already shining!ā
- āOrganizing an interstellar bash? Chart it first!ā
- āWhy did the spaceman split from his love? He craved some void.ā
- āWish I could share a black hole jest, but itās irresistibly captivating.ā
- āWhyās the moon attending class? To light up its knowledge!ā
- āEver dined on the moon? Stellar dishes, but lacks ambiance.ā
- āHow do spacemen express regret? They offer āmoon-cereā apologies.ā
- āMoonās a good pal. A shadowy character, yet beams every night.ā
- āIf Earth was one giant nation, its center of governance would be the Pole ā where all axes converge.ā
- āHeard about the astronaut and gum? Heās now in a sticky orbit.ā
- āPlanning an extraterrestrial soiree? Chart it, then invite a comet!ā
- āSaturn stands out in the galaxy; must be those trendy rings.ā
- āBetween moon and Mars eateries, Martian diners promise more vibes.ā
- āDated a celestial body once, but its pull was overwhelming.ā
- āStars in the kitchen? Theyād rather space out than cook.ā
- āGalactic chocolates? Theyāre universally delicious!ā
- āComposing a tune on satellite positioning. Titled āHigh-Maintenance Heightsā.ā
- āEndless universe, finite cosmic puns.ā
- āA neutron orders a beer. Barkeep says, āOn the house!ā
Time & History One-Liners
- āStudying the past? Thatās yesterdayās news.ā
- āA timepiece on your crown? Thatās a timely accessory!ā
- āHours soar like arrows; fruits attract critters.ā
- āWhy gobble up assignments? Because itās a bite of knowledge.ā
- āIāve got a jest about yesteryears, but itās a touch dated.ā
- āWhyās the arithmetic manual gloomy? Too many old issues.ā
- āOne barrier whispered to its mate, āCatch you on the flip side!ā
- āIād joke about time periods, but it gets complicated.ā
- āKnow the number guru scared of minuses? He stops before zero.ā
- āBeethoven parted with his fowls; theyād only āBachā!ā
- āCaesarās reason to buy colors? To highlight Antony!ā
- ā Retirement jests? Theyāre a bit unproductive.ā
- āHad a time-jumping jest, but you found it dull in the future.ā
- āAntique jests are from bygone eras, yet they age well.ā
- āWarned my history tutor Iād time-hop, he said, āSeen in the annals!ā
- āHistoriansā cherished snack? Chronological dates.ā
- āWhyād the past enthusiast hit the shore? For time-worn sands.ā
- āInfinite jest? Itās a looped tale.ā
- āOnce kneaded for baking, now I unravel historical layers.ā
- āA snooze alert in history? Donāt fret; heās just time-traveling.ā
Life & Philosophy One-Liners
- āLifeās no storybook. Lose footwear post-twilight? Youāve likely had one too many.ā
- āInformed my luggage of the canceled vacation. Now Iām drowning in sentimental overload.ā
- āExistence unfolds as youāre engrossed charting trajectories, then misplacing and redrafting them.ā
- āMy dietās maritime-based: Whenever food sails into view, I anchor it down.ā
- āExistence is fleeting. Canāt you chuckle at your blunders? Ping me; Iāve got a giggle ready.ā
- āMy days are just a blend of clumsy episodes punctuated by nibbles.ā
- āFate skipped the lemon drop, yet I stirred up a citrusy drink. Still puzzled about the lemonās origin.ā
- āIn a just universe, vino wouldnāt count the calories.ā
- āNavigating lifeās academy? Iām likely in the ātime-outā corner.ā
- āLifeās guiding principle: Fail the first round? Dial the pizzeria.ā
- āOnce felt ambivalent was my middle name. These days, Iām reevaluating.ā
- āAim to mirror caterpillars: Devour, nap expansively, and emerge dazzling.ā
- āDawnās bird bags its breakfast, but the backup rodent nabs the delicacy.ā
- āExistence lacked a user guide. It offered a mom instead. She mislaid the guidebook.ā
- āExistence is an expedition. Predominantly to my refrigerator.ā
- āDitch the negativity, dodgy pals, and tasteless meals. Lifeās brief.ā
- āWhiskeyās my dietary choice. Misplaced a trio of days this week.ā
- āIf existence tosses you melon-sized issues, check your reading glasses.ā
- āDonāt need elastic bands to consolidate life ā a potent brew does the trick.ā
- āLife mirrors restroom rolls. Either youāre on an upswing or enduring someoneās nonsense.ā
One-liners offer a swift punch of humor, capturing the essence of wit in a mere sentence. This collection takes you on a roller coaster of giggles, traversing diverse themes from relationships to technology. These 200 quips are sure to elevate your mood, proving once again that brevity truly is the soul of wit. Enjoy and share a laugh!
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What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
Me : the Airline lost my luggage, so I tried to sue them.
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Me : Unfortunately not, I lost the case.
Why did Mister Krabs not invite Spongebob to go on vacation?
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Which type of traveler is the most calm?
The No-mad.
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Why do people take an instant dislike to flight attendants?
To save time later.
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A mooooo-tel!
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Where do sheep go on vacation?
They go to the baaaaaahaaaaaamas.
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Backpacker : āYou see how horribly long your delays are? You should be ashamed!ā
My passport just called me. Itās super bored. Guess I have to travel then.
Where do sharks go on holiday?
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āHow can you ever be late for anything in London? They have āØa huge clock right in the middle āØof the town.ā
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How do you know if an elephant loves to travel?
Because he always packs his own trunk.
Few things I love as much as traveling:
- Thinking about travel
- travel planning
- watching travel documentaries
- reading travel blogs
- reading travel magazines
- booking flights
- booking accommodation
- scroll instagram for travel photos
- make a bucket list
When visiting a new cityā¦
Brain : I think we should start by visiting a museum and a city tour.
Heart : LETāS EAT ALL THEIR FOOD!
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Me : I want to travel.
Bank Account : Likeā¦to the park?
Travel Humor? Nahā¦travel is way too seriousā¦
Question : What kind of chocolate do they sell at every airport in the world? Answer : Plane Chocolate.
Why do witches stay in hotels?
She heard they always have great broom service!
Travel is only about fun, until it comes to unpacking.
When your family complains you travel too muchā¦
Just tell them: ā You should be happyā¦I could be drug addict! Do you realize how lucky you are? ā
How do recognize a friendly ocean?
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Whatās the favorite Airline of a British stylist?
British Hairways.
Travel Puns
When traveling around Europe, these puns will come in handy. Okay, you may get some eye-rolling, but someone will celebrate your fun puns for sure.
When in Romeā¦
Itās impossible to ruin this view!
For every city you loveā¦
I just a- door this city!
How do fleas like to travel?
Itch hiking!
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When in Parisā¦
This place is rem- arc -able!
When in the Netherlandsā¦
Windmills? Iām a huge fan!
When in Romaniaā¦Why did the tired traveler go to Romania?
So he could Buch-a-rest.
When in Portugalā¦.
I love my Portuguese friends, but they never lisbon to me.
When visiting Pompeii in Italyā¦
What does one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you!
When in Mexicoā¦
Bean there, eat that.
On the airplaneā¦
The food served on the flight was plane, but what did you expectā¦
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For #vanlifeā¦ Weāre going on an ad-van-ture!
When in Franceā¦
I will travel to France. You know why? Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Ever heard of glamping?
My current mood: pretty tents!
When in Thailandā¦
You know what, PHUKETā¦I am leaving!
These temples are certainly Buddha-ful!
When in Vietnamā¦
Have a rice day.
Where do bees go on holiday?
Stingapore!
Every Native Spanish Speaker will love you:
Adios, beaches.
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My phone is rome-ing , me too.
What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
When visiting Machu Picchu and Cusco, Pero
PERUsing from the mountain tops
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When hiking the mountainsā¦
Wood you believe I hiked over two hours for this view.
Traveling to Bora Boraā¦
Friend : I want to travel to Bora Bora.
Me : But I am Pora Pora.
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?
When in Europeā¦
If you think Roman architecture is limited to Italy, the Spanish and French would Pont-edly disagree.
For the hikers only the best punsā¦
Canyon believe the beauty of this view?
A journalist left his job and went back home train. It was an Ex-Press train.
Before backpacking Thailandā¦
Thai and Stop meā¦
Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam!
Travel Jokes One Liners
Jokes and gags do not need to be long to be funny. I had a look and collected a bunch of funny one liners travel jokes. They are easy to remember and come with a great punch-line.
Some of the travel puns above could be count as one-line jokes. Either way, I tried my best to categories them. But, please, go up and check the puns for backpackers and globetrotters as well.
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How do rabbits like to travel?
By Hareplane!
I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
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Iām getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
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Here are my favorite beach quotes too. copy them and enjoy the Ice Cream!
I have never been good in Geography. But I can name at least one city in France, which is Nice.
I wish I was a postcard.Ā For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.
āI went to the story and wanted to buy Camouflage trousers for hiking. But I could not find any.ā
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How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous Coca Cola at corner shop.
How much fun is it to do your laundry when traveling?
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk.
I need a reasonably paid job.Ā Something like $2000 an hour.Ā Nothing too wildā¦
Backpacking is money spent on Education.
Yeah, working is greatā¦but have you tried travelling?
Time Travel Jokes
Okay, technically time travel is not what we mean by saying traveling. Vacation and holiday, thatās what more comes to our minds. However, we wanted to collect a bunch of funny time travel jokes. Give it a read, your future you will have enjoyed them.
If not, you can always travel back in time, and you know, not read themā¦
We are all-time travelers. We are all moving at the speed of precisely 60 minutes per hour.
Why can cutlery teleport but not time travel?
Itās silverwhere, not silverwhen.
Time Travel Classes: Starts 1912.
A time traveler went back in time and saw a CIA agent
Time traveler : What year is it?
CIA Agent : 1963
Time traveler : Before or after JFK waā¦
CIA Agent : Before
I would tell yāall a joke about time travelā¦
But yāall didnāt like it
How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
On a plane.
It time is moneyā¦an ATM is a time machine?
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He : āI went back in time and killed Adolf Hitlerā
He : āWho?ā
Funny Travel Quotes
Next on the list comes hilarious travel quotes to make you smile. We all know these kind of quotes you would just love to print on your shirt, your suitcase or even hang as a poster in your bed room. The following humorous travel quotes will help you to get a step closer. Copy them, use them, share them.
In case you use them, you can tag us along. We appreciate the love and would enjoy seeing your travel shots.
I followed my heart and it led me to the Airport.
Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
Iāve got 99 problems. But Iām on vacation so Iām ignoring them all!
You cannot make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.
Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?
Work hard.Ā Travel harder.
Constant Mood : Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
I need 6 months of vacation.Ā Twice a year.
That moment when boarding is complete. And the seat next to you is empty.
I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!
Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
Forget champagne and caviar ā taste the world instead!
I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!
Should I go to work today? Or just book a 1-way ticket to Mexico?
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Stuck somewhere between ā I need to save ā and ā you only live once ā.
Canāt decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of travel.
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A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
Youāve never felt true fear until your passport isnāt where you think you left it.
Vacation calories donāt count.
Airports : the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock! Knock! Whoās there? Europe Europe who? No, you are!
Knock! Knock! Whoās there? Hawaii Hawaii who? Iām good, Hawaii you?!
Knock! Knock! Whoās there? Cargo Cargo who? Car go ābeep beepā
Knock! Knock! Whoās there? Romeo Romeo who? Romeo cross this lake in this canoe!
Knock! Knock! Whoās there? Buck and Ham B uck and Ham who? Buck and Ham palace!
Knock! Knock! Whoās there? Oscar Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to go on the trip with us!
Knock! Knock! Whoās there? Sherwood Sherwood who? I Sherwood like to leave school right now for our trip!
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Oman, I really canāt wait to Rome around.
Venice this going to get over?
Wives are now Cochin their husbands new skills (dish washing, mopping?)
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At this rate, I see my savings Dublin
Iāve decided to finally wear my New Jersey which Iāve been storing for ages.
This Spain is real.
Stay home, stay safe. Whatās the Russia?
Maybe Indore is not such a bad place after all.
You canāt say when this lockdown will be over, Kenya?
Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.
My sore throat is on account of endless Zoom chats these days.
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We need all the Lucknow more than ever before..
Iām sorry, but Iran out of travel puns.
DUBAI your masks and gloves and wear them?
Iāve been Washingtonās of utensils.
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Summary of Best Travel Puns and Jokes
I sincerely hope you had a great time reading these puns, quotes and jokes about travelling. We are keeping this list up to date and fresh. I also collected the 51 top USA songs to add to your playlist.
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Most Inspirational Travel Quotes
Travel quotes are there to express the feeling you experienced while traveling. Combine the best travel quotes with the power of an image and instantly let people have a taste of your travel feelings. This collection of travel quotes is made to inspire and motivate you and others to pack your bags and go explore! Or simply to add as a travel caption under your brand new Instagram post or to pin to your Pinterest . Also read our adventure quotes to spark your wanderlust !
Top 50 Best Travel Quotes
1. āJobs fill your pockets, adventures fill your soul.ā 2. āRemember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.ā 3. āThe world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.ā 4. āTravel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.ā
5. āTravel is my therapy. ā – Travel Quote
6. ā In the end, we only regret the chances we didnāt take ā In 2017, we took an exciting and scary step. We decided to turn our travel blog from a hobby into our full-time job. We would’ve had so much regret if we didn’t take this opportunity. Now, each of these travel quotes fit the stories we’ve made.
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7. āMy goal is to run out of pages in my passport.ā 8. āNot all those who wander are lost.ā 9. āTravel is an investment in yourself.ā
10. āThe journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.ā
11. āLife is short, and the world is wide.ā 12. āItās not what you look at that matters. Itās what you see.ā 13. āThe goal is to die with memories not dreams.ā 14. āSandy Toes sunkissed nose.ā
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15. āDare to live the life youāve always wanted. ā
16. āTravel. Your money will return. Your time wonāt.ā 17. āSome beautiful paths canāt be discovered without getting lost.ā 18. āCollect Moments, Not Things.ā 19. āLive life with no excuses, travel with no regret.ā
20. āAdventures are the best way to learn.ā
21. āOnce the Travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.ā 22. āWe have nothing to lose and a world to see.ā 23. āWe donāt need objects; we need adventures.ā 24. āOnce a year, go someplace youāve never been before.ā
25. āI havenāt been everywhere, but itās on my list.ā – Popular Travel Quote
26. āOf all the books in the world. The best stories are found between the pages of a passport.ā 27. āWork, Travel, Save, Repeat.ā 28. āTravel opens your heart, broadens your mind, and fills your life with stories to tell.ā 29. āI love places that make you realize how tiny you and your problems are.ā
30. āHave stories to tell not stuff to show. ā
31. āIf we were meant to stay in one place, weād have roots instead of feet.ā 32. āAt the end of the day your feet should be dirty, your hair messy and your eyes sparkling.ā 33. āDonāt let fear get in the way of the life you are meant to live.ā 34. āI travel because I become uncomfortable being too comfortable.ā
35. āLeave nothing but footprints, take nothing but photos, kill nothing but time. ā
36. āAlways take the scenic road.ā 37. āLive your life by a compass, not a clock.ā 38. āGo where you feel most alive.ā
39. āI want to make memories all over the worldā Every destination you’ll visit leaves its own unique memory. Our travels through Sri Lanka , Myanmar , or Petra in Jordan already give us goosebumps. As this travel quote says: Make memories all over the world!
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40. āTravel is the healthiest addiction ā
40. āDoing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness.ā 41. āHappiness is planning a trip with the ones that you love.ā 43. āI donāt know where Iām going but Iām going. Are you coming with me?ā 44. āLetās get lost.ā
45. āThe biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreamsā
46. āBeach please.ā 47. āDonāt call it a dream. Call it a plan.ā 48. āDonāt be that person who is too busy when you are young and then too tired when you are old.ā 49. āTravel makes you realize that no matter how much you know, thereās always more to learn.ā
50. āOcean air, salty hair.ā
Wanderlust Travel Quotes
Now you know our favorite travel quotes, what will you be using them for? You can use these quotes for many purposes.
- Are you gifting your friend a birthday or Christmas travel gift ? Write one of these travel quotes on a note to add to your gift to him or her.
- Looking for a great travel caption to add your post on Instagram, TikTok, or another platform? Feel free to any of these!
- Are you looking for quotes to complete your Pinterest board? Each image has a ‘save’ button to save it to Pinterest. If you don’t see the button, move your mouse over the image.
- Use these quotes to satisfy your travel cravings and feed your wanderlust!
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50 funny cat jokes that are totally paw-some
If you're a fan of felines and love a completely awful dad joke , then you've come to the right place.
To ensure that you get your fill of both, we've gathered a compilation of cat jokes that, dare we say, are nothing short of purr-fect.
You're probably groaning already knowing that you're in for a pile of bad cat puns and corny one-liners and, yep, you're absolutely right. But even though most of them are, ahem, purr-day bad, we can't help but think they're hiss-terical.
In fact, when it comes to coming up with dumb jokes that are all things feline-related, well, the paw-sibilities are endless.
For instance, what do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas, naturally. Or, did you hear the one about the kittens who got into an argument ? It was a cat-tastrophe.
But, wait, there's more. Why did the cop arrest the cat ? It was caught littering. What do cats put in their houses? Fur-niture, of course.
By now, we're guessing you get the point and if funny puns and paw-some jokes aren't up your alley, it's best if you take your cattitude elsewhere, because this one's dedicated to all the feline fans out there.
Best Funny Cat Jokes
- What do you call a stylish cat? A dandy lion.
- What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
- What do you call a tiger that likes pickles? A sour puss.
- Why don't cats shop in stores? They prefer cat-alogs.
- What is a cat's favorite song? āThree Blind Mice.ā
- Why don't leopards play hide-and-go-seek? They're always spotted.
- What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
- Two kittens got into a big argument. It was a total cat-astrophe.
- What did one cat say to the other? How do you like meow?
- What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
- Why did the cop arrest the cat? It got caught littering.
- What kind of cats teach college classes? Purr-fessors.
- What do cats prefer to eat when they go out to dinner? Paw-sta.
- Why was the kitten unpopular at school? It had a bad cat-titude.
- Did you hear about the cat that made a mistake? It was a total faux paw.
- What's a kitten's favorite game? Cat and mouse.
- Why did the cat bring its watch to the bank? It wanted to save time.
- Did you hear about the cat that went to the doctor? It wasn't feline well.
- What do cats put in their houses? Fur-niture.
- Where do you find a cat with no legs? Right where you left him.
- Did you hear about the cat that burned dinner? It had to start over from scratch.
- What do you call a cat that's always telling on you? A tattle tail.
- How do you motivate a cat? Remind them to stay paws-ative.
- What's a cat's favorite band? Mew Kids on the Block.
- What's stranger than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
- What do you give a cat with allergies? An anti-hiss-tamine.
- Why are cats always tired on April 1? Because they just finished a 31-day March.
- How do cats mix cake batter? With whiskers.
- What kind of felines can bowl? Alley cats.
- How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
- What's the best way to catch a catfish? Have someone throw it to you.
- What do you call a cat with eight legs? An octo-puss.
- How do you hire a cat? Put up a ladder.
- What's worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
- Did you hear about the cat that ate a bad sausage? It was the wurst.
- Why can't you play board games in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- Did you hear about the cat that lost its left legs? It's all right now.
- Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
- What do you call a fibbing cat? Lion.
- I once met a giant cat. I didn't know what to say so I used big words.
- How do cats talk quietly? They whis-purr.
- Why are cats good at keeping secrets? They don't hiss and tail.
- Did you hear about the angry cat? It got hot under the collar.
- Did you hear about the cat that almost fell off a cliff? It lived to tell the tail.
- What do cat artists usually paint? Self paw-traits.
- What kind of cars do cats prefer to drive? Fur-arris.
- Why do people like having cats as pets? They're purr-dy.
- Why did the cat go to a therapist? It had claw-strophobia.
- Why do cats make good comedians? They're hiss-terical.
- What did the teacher say after he caught the kitten cheating? Don't be a copycat.
Sarah is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY who covers holidays, celebrities and everything in between.
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Laughter is always the best medicine. Here are the absolute best short funny travel quotes. "I have 99 problems and traveling is not one of them.". "I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe.". - Jon Ronson. "Adventure without risk is Disneyland.".
The best funny travel quotes. Lets start off this post by taking a lo0ok at some of the very best funny travel quotes. Here are my top picks-. I wish I had never gone travelling. Said no one ever. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magasine!
Funny travel quotes from TV. Not forgetting TV. "Sicily can be very seductive". ā 'That's Amore', The White Lotus, Season 2 (2022) "I'm going to have to go into the map." ā 'The One With Ross's Wedding', Friends, Season 4 (1998) "You go to St. Tropez to party, not to work.
13. "Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."-. Ralph Waldo Emerson. 14. "Laugh more, worry less!". 15. "I want to make memories all over the world.". 16. "If you are upset just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a Martini.".
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. One liner tags: life, travel. 79.68 % / 265 votes. My fear of moving stairs escalates.
If you like short funny travel quotes for Instagram, check out our list of Short Travel Quotes. "Not all those who wander are lost.". - J.R.R. Tolkien. "Oh the places you'll go.". - Dr. Seuss. "Travel doesn't become adventure until you leave yourself behind" - Marty Rubin.
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Laughable quotes about travel & money. Whether you're saving for your next trip or trying to stick to your budget abroad, take a look at these funny quotes about a famous love-hate relationship: money and travel. "My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.". Those times are surely missed. "If traveling was free ...
They'll not only give you a laugh, but they'll also remind you why travel is so important. Take these very truthful and funny travel quotes to heart: "If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it is lethal.". - Paulo Coelho. "Don't live the same year 75 times and call it a life.". - Robin S. Sharma.
Backpacking is money spent on Education. 6. I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn't like itā¦guess, I've to travel then! 7. Work hard, travel harder. 8. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers. 9.
Just kidding - Free Fruit! 22. "When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.". 23. "If you don't belong, don't be too long.". 24. "I need vitamin SEA.". 25."The people who made you laugh are more beautiful than beautiful people.". Read: Best solo travel quotes and sayings.
73 Travel One Liners - The funniest travel jokes - OneLineFun.com - page 2. I forgot my coffee this morning so I'm gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe. One liner tags: car, travel, work. 79.53 % / 285 votes. Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be ...
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139 Best Travel Jokes and Puns 2024 - Thai and Stop meā¦. When traveling the world, the humor never fails. A lot of things can go wrong on your holidays, family vacation, couple retreat, or backpacker trip. These funny traveler jokes will help to lighten the mood. Dear World Travelers, since you enjoy the world so much, you will enjoy these ...
Top 50 Best Travel Quotes. 1. "Jobs fill your pockets, adventures fill your soul.". 2. "Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.". 3. "The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.". 4. "Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.".
Funny One-Liners. 1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any. 3. I failed math so many times at school ...
Funny cat jokes, animal puns, and one-liners so hilarious, they'll leave everyone laughing and feline fine. ... Travel Awards; Steals & Deals; Sales; ... 134 funny quotes that are laugh-out-loud good.