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50 Best Cruise Jokes, Puns and Sayings that Will Make You Laugh

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The Ultimate Collection of Cruise Jokes, Puns and One Liners

If you love cruising and can use a laugh or two, read on! This collection of 50 of the best cruise jokes, puns and even some funny things overheard on cruise ships, will surely give you a chuckle.

The cruise puns and sayings can also make great captions on social media, and can even be printed on cruise t-shirts and mugs as you get ready for a future cruise !

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Short cruise jokes

Most of these cruise jokes are family friendly, so you can even teach your children any of them before your next cruise.

1. Ocean waves

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing. They just waved.

2. Colorful Cruise ship accident

Did you hear about the red cruise ship and the blue cruise ship that crashed into each other at sea?

All the survivors were marooned.

3. Marriage trouble

I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It’s no Titanic, but I’m optimistic.

4. Latest cruise ship trend

Did you hear the latest trend is installing trampolines on cruise ships? Now everyone is jumping on board.

5. Cruise Ship Talk

What do you call an azipod that doesn’t work?

6. Nervous new cruiser

A nervous first time cruiser asked the Captain, “Do ships like this sink very often?” No, replied the Captain, “Usually only once.”

7. No Leeks allowed

What vegetable isn’t allowed on cruise ships?

8. Cruise crew joke

What’s it like working on a cruise ship?

It has it’s up and downs

9. Christmas cruise joke

Where does Santa go on vacation?

10. Marine life

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

11. Bermuda Triangle

What would you call the Bermuda triangle if it had 4 corners? The Bermuda Wreck-Tangle

12. The friendly sea

How do we know we know the ocean is friendly?

13. Haunted cruise

What do ghosts eat on a cruise?

14. Mermaids

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?

A shell phone of course!

15. Cruise ship sickness

Where do sick cruise ships go?

Longer cruise jokes

16. on a cruise ship deck.

A man is standing on deck, gazing out at the water. As the ship passes a small remote island, he spots somebody. He squints to make out what he sees – a thin, straggly man with wild looking hair. He watches as the man runs from side to side, jumps up and down and waves his arm.

The cruise passenger turns to the captain and says “What’s up with that guy?” The captain shrugs and replies “I don’t know, but he’s happy to see us every year when we pass!”

17. Sinking cruise ship joke

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the sea and the cruise passengers manage to escape on life boats. A woman asks the Captain “How far is the closest land?”

“3 miles”, he answers. “That’s not too bad, in which direction?, she asks.

The Captain replied “Down”

18. Inside cabin problems

A couple called down to guest services, complaining that they were stuck and couldn’t get out of their cabin.

“What’s the issue?”, answered the purser. “There are only 2 doors”, replied the woman. “One is the bathroom and the other says Do Not Disturb.”

19. A Pirate in a Bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, “Hey, what’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Argh, I’ve got a bounty on my head.”

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

20. Popular cruise comedian joke

The showers in the cruise cabins are so small, I just soap the walls and spin around a few times!

21. Advice from the ocean

Be shore of yourself, come our of your shell, take time to relax and coast, avoid pier pressure, sea life’s beauty, don’t get tide down, make waves!

More travel jokes

22. airplane travel.

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

The plane chocolate.

23. Flight trouble

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

It was overbooked

24. Emotional baggage

I told my suitcase there will be no cruise vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage!

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Funny things overheard on a cruise

Cruise ship crew have been sharing some of the funny things they’ve heard cruise passengers say over the years. We’ve also heard a few things that have given us a chuckle as well.

10 Funniest things overheard on a cruise ship

25. What time is the midnight buffet?

26. What happens to the ice sculptures after they melt?

27. To the Captain – “If you’re here, who’s driving the ship?” ( please don’t say this)

28. Do these elevators go to the front of the ship?

29. Do the crew sleep on board?

30. Is the ocean salt water?

31. When visiting Rome “I’m surprised the ruins are in such bad shape.”

32. How do we know which pictures are ours?

33. How do they get enough water to fill the cruise ship pools while out at sea?

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Cruise puns and one liners

34. I’m struggling with jokes today, so you’ll have to put up with this one liner

Ok, in all seriousness, a good cruise pun often makes a fun, short and sweet Instagram caption, or can even be used on a personalized cruise t-shirt or mug design.

35. Cruiseitude (n) a grumpy mood from lack of cruising

36. Thallosphile (n.) a person who loves the sea, oceans.

37. Sea you soon

38. What happens on the cruise ship, stays on a cruise ship.

39. I’m on vacation and I don’t give a ship

40. Ship happens

41. Feeling a little Nauti

42. Seas the day

43. Sea life’s beauty

44. Keep calm and cruise

45. Sorry, I was ship faced

46. Happiness comes in waves

47. Cruise hair, don’t care

48. I have no cruise control, It’s like they book themselves.

49. I need my vitamin sea

50. Whatever floats your boat

Read next: 25 Inspirational Cruise Quotes for Those Who Love Travel and Sea

Funny Cruise T-shirts, Coffee Mugs and Novelty Items

“Ship Faced” Thermal Coffee Mug

Cruise Mug “I’m just counting the days until my next cruise”

Seriously, this rings true for me every. single. day!

Cruise coffee mug “I don’t give a Ship”

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Funny Cruise t-shirt – “Blame it on the drink package”

Final thoughts: 50 Best Cruise Jokes, Puns and Sayings that Will Make You Laugh and Smile

If you love cruising, I hope this post full of cruise jokes and sayings gave you a little pick me up. If you’re a bit sentimental, and are missing cruise life these days, check out this popular post full of the best cruise travel quotes .

Another post you might enjoy, if you’re a lover of the sea is: 25 Inspirational Ocean Quotes for Those That Love the Sea

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50 Funny Cruise Jokes And Puns for Buoyant Mood on Board

Created on: November 9, 2023

Jessica Amlee

Cruise ships are like floating cities where the buildings can’t exceed a few decks and the population is temporarily united by a mutual love of buffet lines and questionable karaoke choices. These nautical behemoths whisk away passengers to exotic destinations, offering a smorgasbord of activities that you probably wouldn’t try at home—like salsa dancing with someone who can’t find the beat, or art auctions where you pretend to understand the difference between a Monet and a mojito. It’s a place where you can wake up to the sound of waves, the sight of an endless horizon, and the gentle reminder that yes, you did indeed sing “My Heart Will Go On” last night… and there’s video proof.

Delving into the briny depths of cruise ship jokes, we find a treasure trove of humor as vast as the ocean itself. Here, you might encounter quips about the eternal quest to locate your stateroom in the labyrinthine corridors that all look suspiciously identical—rumor has it that even the captain uses breadcrumbs. Or jests about the poolside loungers, who stake their claim at dawn with towels and a determination that would impress a conquistador. From the perils of a rogue wave splashing your formal wear to the joy of discovering that “all-inclusive” extends to the soft-serve ice cream machine, cruise ship comedy is about navigating the choppy waters of vacation quirks with a lifejacket of laughter snugly fastened.

Best Cruise Jokes

What do you call a cruise full of college graduates? A Scholar-ship.

Yo mama so old, her first cruise was on Noah’s Ark.

Did you hear about the husband and wife who are banned from cruise ships? After that whole poop deck misunderstanding they had.

What does Joseph say to his wife when they go on a cruise? “It’s marytime!”

What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships? Leeks.

What do you call a ship full of male cats? Tom Cruise.

What do you call a cruise ship filled with skilled artisans? Great Craftsman Ship.

Where do sick cruise ships go to get healthy? The dock.

Did you hear about the woman who fell off the cruise ship? She has been named Eileen Dover.

Yo mama so old, she once cold called Christopher Columbus and sold him a cruise to America

Mr.Rogers once was on a cruise ship, and fell overboard into the ocean. He was then carried safely to shore by a family of sharks.

What do you call a cruise liner full of psychologists? A Freudian ship.

Did you hear that the flat-earth cruise to Antarctica is canceled? It’s disappointing, but not the end of the world.

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.” As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, “I would like to buy you a drink, too.” The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.” “Coming up,” says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, “I would like to buy you one, too.” The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.” “Coming right up,” the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?” The old woman replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”

Did you hear about the comedian who performs exclusively on this cruise ship? He specializes in one-liners.

What do you call family reunion on a cruise?? A relation-ship!

The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?” “Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.” “But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”

Did you hear about the red cruise ship and blue cruise ship that collided in the Caribbean? The survivors were marooned.

What do you call a cruise ship full of chicken? All Hens on deck!

A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”

What’s it like working on a cruise ship? It has it’s ups and downs.

What do you call a boat of partying zombies? An ooze cruise.

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the sea. The people on the ship manage to escape on lifeboats. A woman comes to the captain and asks him, “How far is the closest land?”The captain answers, “3 km.” The woman says after, “In which direction?” To which the captain replied, “Down!”

Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship. The first one asks, “Have you read Marx?” The other one replies, “Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do you call a cruise director with a broken arm? A shore thing.

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES – $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him into the river. Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign, and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him into the river. Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, “Do you think they’ll serve any food on this cruise?” The second man says, “I don’t think so. They didn’t do it last year.”

Why don’t secrets ever stay secret on a cruise ship? Because even the waves spill the beans!

What’s a cruise ship’s favorite meal? Ship and dip!

What kind of music do cruise ships like? Anything with a good anchor beat.

Why did the cruise ship start a diet? It had too much cargo on board!

Two Jewish bankers escaped from that sinking Italian cruise ship They were both clinging to a life preserver. One guy, knowing the other can’t swim, says, ” I’m going to try to swim to shore to get some help. Can you float alone?” The second Jewish banker says, “How could you talk business at a time like this?”

Why don’t cruise ships get lonely? Because they’re always full of buoys and gulls!

Why did the cruise ship feel stressed? It was under a lot of pier pressure.

How do you make a cruise ship smile? Give it a little berth.

What’s a pirate’s least favorite thing about a luxury cruise? No plank walking!

A rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest are on a cruise ship when it starts to sink. As chaos ensues and people are running around frantically, the three men huddle together and try to make a grave decision. The rabbi says, “We must save the children!” The lawyer says, “No, screw the children!” Then the priest says, “Do we really have time to screw the children?”

What do you call a cruise ship where the crew won’t stop masturbating in front of passengers? A tugboat.

What do you call a gay cruise? A hardship.

Why was the computer cold on the cruise? It left its Windows open.

An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? The flambuoyants.

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What does a cannibal say to a waiter on a cruise ship? “Please bring me the passenger list.”

Why was the cruise full of penises and potatoes not popular? It was actually a dick tater ship.

Why don’t black people go on cruise ships? Because they’re not falling for that one again.

Do you have a funny cruise ship joke? Write down your own puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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My wife is nervous about having to talk to strangers on a cruise we are about to take. I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”

I knew everyone on my cruise, guess it was a pretty good relation-ship!

What do you call an AV company specializing in Christian cruises? Cruise-effects.

47 Funny Cruise Ship Memes – Best for 2024

If you’re looking for a good laugh, then look no further than these funny cruise ship memes. From the silly to the downright absurd, these memes will have you chuckling in no time.

We’ve scoured the internet for some of the funniest cruise memes out there, and we’re sure you’ll get a good laugh out of them or at least raise a smile.

I’ve tried to capture every funny side of cruising, including memes about needing a cruise through to cruise day, the onboard buffet food, and many more.

But first in case you didn’t already know.

So what’s a cruise ship meme?

A cruise ship meme is any funny or relatable image or video that’s been shared online, typically with a caption added. And when it comes to cruise ship memes, there’s no shortage of funny cruise ship pics.

Whether you’re a seasoned cruiser or someone who’s thinking about taking their first cruise, these memes will definitely resonate.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the funniest cruise ship memes out there.

Funny Cruise Memes

In case you are looking for a specific type of cruise meme relating to a specific cruise line or situation such as being a cruise addict or overindulging in the buffet we have split the memes into humor categories below.

Near the end, we group a random selection of the best and funniest cruise memes for you to enjoy before ending with memes that represent the feelings of disembarkation day.

Carnival Cruise Memes

Carnival Cruises are the best and some passengers are very loyal.

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Disney Cruise Memes

Disney-inspired cruise memes are always popular.

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Booze Cruise Memes

For some cruisers, it’s all about the boozing and the drinks package, cocktails, and having a very merry time on vacation.

I like this feeling:

Cruise Food and Buffet Memes

We all know how good and how much food is on offer onboard the cruise ship.

No matter what your intentions are before embarking, it usually doesn’t last long.

Its actually quite surprising how much weight can be put on in 7 days!

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Know this feeling, especially on the first visit to the buffet. The joy and excitement is real.

Let’s get fat together.

Withdrawal symptoms from the buffet start to set in.

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Haha, when you get home.

It was only 7 days, made the most of it though.

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I Need a Cruise Memes

We spend a lot of time waiting for the next cruise.

Do you get this excited when booking a cruise is mentioned?

My kind of house in between cruises (I wish).

This is a great idea for the yard.

Funny and cute!

What kind of friend are they anyway if they go without you?

The days are long while waiting.

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When the wait is too long and you’ve reached breaking point!

It’s all about prioritizing for the cruise budget.

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Packing Cruise Memes

It’s all about the packing

How do you distinguish your luggage?

Anyone else do this? (I do!)

It’s Cruise Day Memes

You know that crazy happy feeling!

Love this one, watch the kid’s food fly! (Poor kid but at least smiling)

Going on a Cruise Memes

When the cruise is booked nothing can stop the smile when that happy feeling has set in.

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The cruise is booked, all is good.

Every time, never gets old.

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Screw everything and everyone.

So exciting.

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Size 7 day Cruise Memes

When it comes to happy birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s and Father’s day, some people only want to wear a size 7 day cruise!

What do you want to wear for Christmas?

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Another one but this time for Disney:

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Cruise Addict Memes

Are you a cruise addict?

This is the dream:

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Best Random Funny Cruise Memes

Can you see it? 🙂

Is this you? Where am I exactly?

Cruise towels.

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Yes, it’s a cruise cabin!

Is this you whenever you hear the word cruise.

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Love cruising meme.

Disembarkation Day Cruise Memes

All good things must come to end (until the next cruise).

No rush to leave the ship, or even the cabin.

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Do you think we’d ever get away with it? Hide.

Know this feeling. Hard times.

Back home to chores.

More Funny Memes

If you are still looking for more funny cruising memes or image you might find some at these sources which our updated regularly:

Cruise Memes Facebook Groups – a great source and no wonder it has over 75,000 followers. They also post many of their memes on their Instagram page .

I hope these cruise memes made you laugh or gave you a few reasons to smile.

Which one was your favorite? Feel free to let me know.

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50 Funny Cruise Memes to Brighten up Your Day

February 13, 2024
Cruise Chuckles

Embarking on a cruise is an adventure filled with endless possibilities, from the majestic view of the ocean to the thrill of exploring new destinations. However, it’s the quirky and unexpected moments on board that often turn into the most memorable stories.

In our collection of 50 funny cruise memes, we dive into the lighter side of cruising, capturing those relatable experiences and humorous observations that anyone who’s set sail can appreciate.

What Is a ‘Meme’?

A ‘meme’ is a funny picture or video, usually captioned with text, that people share on the internet. It often has a humorous message and is spread from person to person online.

Memes can be jokes, social commentary, or just something silly to make people laugh. They’re a popular way for people to communicate and share their thoughts or feelings in a light-hearted way.

Cruise Obsession Memes

Cruise obsession memes often poke fun at how much people love going on cruises. Many people can relate to the anticipation of counting down the days until their next cruise adventure.

Cruise Ship Meme - The Best Therapy is Taking a Cruise

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Cruise Meme - Excited About Seeing the Ship

Cruise Withdrawal Memes

All good things come to an end, and that includes cruises! Feeling the post-cruise blues is common, and cruise withdrawal memes capture this emotion with a smile. They remind us of the joy of cruising and the inevitable longing to return, poking fun at how everything else seems dull in comparison.

During the COVID-19 pandemic, many people were unable to cruise, which intensified their feelings longing and withdrawal. They found themselves reminiscing about past voyages and eagerly awaiting the day they could sail again.

Cruise Meme - Just Another Day Not Waking up on a Cruise

Cruise Food Memes

From the endless buffets to gourmet dining at every turn, cruise food memes humorously capture the sheer abundance and variety of food offered on cruise ships. The memes also highlight how hard it is not to overeat while cruising, something that many people can relate to.

Cruise Meme - Cruise Diet Plan Try Everything

Cruise Drinks Memes

When it comes to cruise vacations, the allure of unlimited drink packages is often the highlight, sparking countless memes about the adventurous spirit (and potential consequences) of free-flowing cocktails at sea.

Cruise Weather Memes

Cruise weather memes humorously reflect the unpredictable nature of sea travel, especially when it comes to navigating through rough seas. These memes often capture the dramatic, sometimes exaggerated experiences of passengers and crew alike as they face the challenges posed by rough waters.

Cruise Ship Meme - Cruise Ship Brochue VS Actual Cruise Weather

Cruise Struggles Memes

From battling for the last deck chair to navigating the many corridors of the ship on the first day, cruise struggle memes capture the lighter side of these common challenges. They offer a humorous reflection on the quirks and annoyances that come with the cruise experience.

Criuse Meme - Trying to Find Room on First Day

Cruise Preparation Memes

When it comes to preparing for a cruise, the experience can be filled with a mix of excitement and anxiety. Cruise preparation memes capture the funny and relatable moments of getting ready or planning for a cruise.

Cruise Passenger Memes

Nothing says ‘cruise life’ quite like the early morning dash to claim a deck chair with a towel and a book you’ll pretend to read. Cruise passenger memes perfectly capture the behaviors of those on board in a way that we can all relate to, whether we’ve been on a cruise or not.

Cruise Photographer Memes

As anyone who’s set sail on a cruise knows, photographers are the unsung heroes of the high seas, always ready to freeze our best (and sometimes awkward) moments in time. Although the eagerness of cruise photographers to snap that perfect shot can sometimes mean they’re everywhere you turn, and not all photos are winners, sparking funny memes about them.

Cruise Disembarkation Memes

When a cruise ends, the toughest part isn’t packing; it’s having to say goodbye to the sea and the ship you’ve called home. Disembarkation memes capture these sad goodbyes and the struggle of getting up early to leave, in a funny way.

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Other Funny Cruise Memes

Here are some other funny cruise memes that will make you smile:

Final Words

We hope that these memes have not only brought a smile to your face but also a wave of nostalgia for the unique experiences that cruising offers. You can check out more funny cruise memes on the ‘Cruise Memes’ Instagram and Facebook pages.

Hilarious Cruise Puns to Brighten Your Day

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Adam Stewart is the founder of Cruise Galore. He is a passionate traveler who loves cruising. Adam's goal is to enhance your cruising adventures with practical tips and insightful advice, making each of your journeys unforgettable.

108+ Hilarious Cruise Ship Jokes For Endless Laughter

Introduction.

Embarking on a cruise is a fantastic way to enjoy the open waters, luxurious amenities, and exciting destinations. But what’s a cruise without some hearty laughter?

We’ve compiled a list of over 108+ side-splitting cruise ship jokes that’ll keep you chuckling from bow to stern. From shipboard humor to ocean-themed puns, these jokes are bound to make your cruise experience even more unforgettable. So, pack your sense of humor, and let’s set sail on a laughter-filled journey!

Jokes About Cruise Ship

Why did the cruise ship blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a cruise? The arrrrr-buffet!
Why did the comedian refuse to perform on the cruise? He was afraid of sinking the audience with laughter!
What did one wave say to the other wave on the cruise? “See you on the flip side!”
Why don’t cruise ships ever get lost? Because they always follow the itinerary!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite game? Hide and sea-k!
Why was the computer cold on the cruise ship? It left its Windows open!
What do you call a fish with no eyes on a cruise ship? Fsh!
Why do cruise ships make terrible DJs? They always drop the beats… and the passengers!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s always lying? A fib-er-optic cable!
Why did the sailor bring a ladder on the cruise? To take his sea legs to the next level!
What do you call a cruise ship for canines? A bark-tanical garden!
Why did the cruise ship file a police report? It was robbed of its anchor!
Why did the cruise ship get a ticket? It was caught speeding in a “no-wake” zone!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite genre of music? Rock and sail!
Why do cruise ships love puzzles? They enjoy finding their way through waterways!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean on the cruise? “I sea you’re having a good time!”
Why did the cruise ship go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s also a musician? A ferry-ly good player!
Why did the cruise ship start a gardening club? It wanted to cultivate sea-sons of joy!
What’s a pirate’s favorite social media platform on the cruise? Insta-grrram!
Why did the cruise ship audition for a talent show? It wanted to show off its “bow”-lancing act!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite sport? Water polo-tics!
Why do cruise ships love math class? They’re great at sailing through numbers!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s always telling jokes? A shipper of laughs!
Why did the cruise ship become a librarian? It loved being in shipshape order!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite dessert? Ocean-blueberry pie!
Why did the cruise ship start a band? It wanted to make some “smooth sailing” tunes!
What did the ocean say to the cruise ship? “You’ve got a lot of pull around here!”
Why did the cruise ship become a detective? It had a knack for solving “sea”-crets!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite magic trick? Turning waves into applause!

One-Liners About Cruise Ship

Why did the cruise ship enroll in cooking school? It wanted to master the art of “sea”-food!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s always telling spooky stories? A ghost vessel!
Why did the cruise ship start a YouTube channel? It wanted to go viral on the high seas!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of humor? Puns and giggles!
Why did the cruise ship bring a map to the comedy show? It heard they were delivering “chart”-topping jokes!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s really into fitness? A workout-wanderer!
Why did the cruise ship start a book club? It wanted to sail through exciting tales!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite dance move? The “sail”-shake!
Why did the cruise ship start meditating? It wanted to achieve “sea”-renity!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite game? Ship, Captain, Crew-tin’!
Why did the cruise ship take up painting? It wanted to express itself in oceanic colors!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite winter activity? Iceberg spotting!
Why did the cruise ship write a novel? It had a tale to tell on every wave!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s always daydreaming? A fantas-sea liner!
Why did the cruise ship enroll in acting classes? It wanted to nail its role in the ship’s play!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite game to play with passengers? Hide and sea-k!
Why did the cruise ship start a gardening club? It wanted to make the decks “bloom” with beauty!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite comedian? The “captain” of comedy!
Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder to the gym? It wanted to take its workouts to the next deck-level!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite painting style? Wave-pointism!
Why did the cruise ship join the choir? It wanted to make a splash with its harmonies!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite dessert? Sail-berry shortcake!
Why did the cruise ship become a detective? It loved solving “wave”-ering mysteries!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite board game? Monopoly-sea!
Why did the cruise ship start a fashion line? It wanted to keep its passengers in ship-shape style!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite musical instrument? The sea-tar!
Why did the cruise ship start writing poetry? It had a deep connection with the waves!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite vegetable? Sea-kale!
Why did the cruise ship start a podcast? It wanted to share “sea”-rious stories and laughs!

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Why did the cruise ship captain become a comedian? He had a knack for steering conversations to laughter!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite song? “Rock the Boat” by Hues Corporation!
Why did the cruise ship start a dance crew? It wanted to show off its smooth sailing moves!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite weather? Smooth sailing conditions!
Why did the cruise ship start a bakery? It wanted to make waves with its dough-licious treats!
What do you call a cruise ship that loves to gamble? A card-carrying cruiser!
Why did the cruise ship invite the dolphins to its party? Because they know how to have a whale of a time!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite language? Sail-ish!
Why did the cruise ship captain become an artist? He had a knack for creating “sea”-scapes!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite fruit? Berth-day cake!
Why did the cruise ship become a math tutor? It was great at multiplying the fun!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of book? A page-turner with “sea”-rious drama!
Why did the cruise ship start a music festival? It wanted to make a splash with its lineup!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite superhero? Aquaman, of course!
Why did the cruise ship attend a comedy workshop? To learn how to navigate through laughter!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite holiday? Anchor Day!
Why did the cruise ship start a fitness program? It wanted to keep passengers “ship”shape!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite social media influencer? An “in-sail”-encer!
Why did the cruise ship start a podcast? It had a lot of “sea”-rious stories to share!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite space to relax? The “stern” deck!
Why did the cruise ship become a chef? It wanted to cook up a storm of delicious dishes!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite dance move? The anchor drop!
Why did the cruise ship start a magic show? It wanted to conjure waves of amazement!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite time of day? High tide!
Why did the cruise ship start a photography club? It loved capturing the beauty of the open sea!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite movie? “The Poseidon Adventure”!
Why did the cruise ship start a flower shop? It wanted to bring a “bouquet” of joy to passengers!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite way to travel on land? Rollin’ on the ferry-go-round!
Why did the cruise ship start an environmental club? It cared deeply about the oceans it sailed!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite type of humor? Sea-nse of humor!
Why did the cruise ship become a fashion model? It knew how to strike a pose on the catamaran-walk!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite classic book? “Moby-Dick” by Herman Melville!
Why did the cruise ship start a music band? It wanted to make waves in the music industry!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite TV show? “The Love Boat”!
Why did the cruise ship captain become a motivational speaker? He knew how to steer people towards success!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite aquatic animal? The shipwreck-en!
Why did the cruise ship start a wildlife conservation club? It wanted to protect its oceanic neighbors!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite board game? Sinkopoly!
Why did the cruise ship become a chef? It loved making a splash in the culinary world!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite mode of communication? Cruise control!
Why did the cruise ship start a poetry club? It loved expressing itself in rhythmic waves!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Fortune” on Water!
Why did the cruise ship captain become an author? He had a sea of stories to tell!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite exercise? Anchor lifting!
Why did the cruise ship join a yoga class? It wanted to master the art of sea-rlaxation!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite candy? Surf-ers’ sweets!
Why did the cruise ship become a scientist? It wanted to explore the depths of knowledge!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite piece of music? The “Sea” Symphony!
Why did the cruise ship start a recycling program? It believed in keeping the oceans clean and beautiful!
What do you call a cruise ship’s favorite dance style? The tango on the “high” seas!

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A cruise is an adventure of relaxation, exploration, and delightful experiences. These cruise ship jokes are here to remind you that even while cruising the high seas, laughter knows no boundaries.

So whether you’re sunbathing on the deck, enjoying the onboard entertainment, or gazing at the endless ocean, don’t forget to share a good laugh with your fellow passengers. After all, the best waves on a cruise are the waves of laughter!

What’s the best time to share these cruise ship jokes?

Anytime is a great time for a good laugh! Whether you’re waiting in line, relaxing on the deck, or hanging out in the cruise lounge, these jokes are perfect icebreakers.

Can I share these jokes with the cruise staff?

Absolutely! Cruise staff often appreciate a good laugh too. Just be mindful of their duties and responsibilities while sharing the humor.

Are these jokes suitable for all ages?

Most of these jokes are family-friendly and can be enjoyed by all ages. However, it’s always good to gauge your audience and choose jokes accordingly.

627 Cruise Jokes to Keep You Laughing from Port to Port

If you’ve navigated here, it means you’re ready to sail into the world of cruise jokes.

Not just any jokes, but the captains of comedy.

That’s why we’ve charted a course for the most hilarious cruise jokes.

From nautical puns to splashy one-liners, our compilation has a joke for every deck of life.

So, let’s set sail into the vast ocean of cruise humor, one joke at a time.

Cruise Jokes

Cruise jokes are a delightful blend of humor and adventure that can make anyone’s day brighter.

These jokes aren’t just about the ship or the ocean, but also about the unique experiences one encounters during a cruise.

From seasickness to extravagant buffets, fun port visits to relaxing sunsets, cruises provide a sea of opportunities for clever jests.

Crafting the ideal cruise joke involves some nautical knowledge, a good sense of timing, and the ability to navigate through the ups and downs of a cruise journey (like the thrill of spotting a dolphin or the drama of a lost luggage).

Ready to dive into a sea of laughter?

Set sail with these cruise jokes:

What did the cruise ship say to the lighthouse? “I love your light, but you’re a little bit clingy!”
Why do cruises make terrible comedians? Because they always go overboard.
Why did the banana go on a cruise? Because it had a “peel”ing it needed to get away from!
What do you call a cruise ship that can perform magic tricks? The Illusion of the Seas!
What did the cruise ship captain say to the crew when they saw a dolphin? “Everyone, hold your sea horses!”
Why did the cruise ship start a band? Because it had lots of “port”able instruments!
What do you call a cruise with a bad attitude? A ship on a negative voyage!
What did the cruise ship say to the captain? “I’ve got a lot of sail-ing to do today!”
What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Neptunevigator.
Why don’t cruise ships make good comedians? They always go overboard with their jokes!
Why was the math teacher always happy on cruises? Because they could count on the sea for some much-needed relaxation!
Why did the cruise ship break up with the lighthouse? It just couldn’t see itself settling down.
Why are cruises great for pirates? They can finally take a break from pillaging and start pilling.
Why do cruises make terrible comedians? Because their ship jokes always seem to sail right over your head!
Why did the cruise ship become a comedian? Because it had a “ship”load of funny stories!
What do you call a pirate who works on a cruise ship? A buccaneer of the Caribbean!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite movie genre? Rom-coms, because it loves a good ship romance!
Why don’t cruise ships like lawyers? Because they always bring up anchorman’s law!
Why did the pirate go on a cruise? He heard there was a treasure chest buffet on board!
Why don’t skeleton pirates go on cruises? They’re afraid to “marrow” the ship!
What did the cruise ship say to the captain? “I’m really enjoying our sail-mance!”
Why did the cruise ship bring a map to the party? So it wouldn’t feel lost at sea!
Why don’t cruises ever get lonely? Because they always have a lot of ships to hang out with!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean on their cruise vacation? Nothing, they just waved!
What do you call a cruise ship that never sinks? The unsinkable pun liner!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by waves!
Why don’t sharks go on cruises? They already have a fin-tastic time in the ocean!
What did one cruise ship say to the other ship? “Are you anchor-ing to be funny?”
Why did the cruise ship refuse to date the submarine? Because it didn’t want to dive into a long-distance relationship!
Why don’t skeletons like going on cruises? Because they have no guts to sea!
Why did the math book go on a cruise? It wanted to relax with some pi rates!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to “sea” anyone there!
What did the cruise ship say to the iceberg? “I’m breaking up with you, it’s time to let it go!”
Why did the cruise ship enjoy playing cards? It always wanted to be the captain of the deck!
Why did the ghost go on a cruise? To have a hauntingly good time at sea!
Why did the lobster blush on the cruise ship? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? To get some fresh straw-berries!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s afraid of the water? A sink-o-phobic vessel!
Why do sea captains never get lonely on long cruises? They have a yacht of friends!
Why do cruises never get lost? Because they always follow the seastar’s directions!
Why did the pirate book a cruise vacation? He wanted to experience arrrr and arrrr!
What did the cruise ship say to the ocean? Can I give you a wave?
What do you call a cruise ship that sings? A vessel that’s always “sea-rious” about karaoke!
Why did the cruise ship bring a life jacket to the comedy show? Because it heard the jokes could be “sea”riously funny!
Why don’t cruise ships like to give out free food? Because they don’t want to make a buffet out of themselves!
Why are cruises so good at telling jokes? Because they always have a captive audience!
What do you call a cruise ship that wears a cowboy hat? The captain of the high “sea”stern!
Why did the cruise ship have to go to therapy? It had some serious anchor management issues!
Why don’t cruise ships use email? Because they prefer to send messages in a bottle!
Why did the vampire go on a cruise alone? He couldn’t find a coffin mate!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s also a rapper? S.S. Eminem!
Why don’t pirates go on cruises? Because they already have enough arrrr and bee!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of music? Hip hop, because it loves making waves!
What did one cruise ship say to the other ship in distress? “I’ll wave to you from the shore!”
What do you call a cruise ship that’s always running late? The procrastinavigation!
What do you call a pirate who skips classes? Captain Hooky!
Why did the ghost go on a cruise? It wanted to set sail and spook the passengers!
Why did the cruise ship take up painting? It wanted to explore its artistic side-sea!
What do you call a group of cruise ships playing music together? The symphony of the seas!
Why do cruise ships never get lost? Because they always know which way is starboard.
Why did the cruise ship become an opera singer? It had a great set of pipes!
What do you call a cruise ship that goes to the moon? Apollo-n the high seas!
Why was the math teacher a terrible sailor? Because she couldn’t even count on a cruise!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to go to the party? It had too many sterns to be seen at a bow-tie event.
What do you call a cruise ship that can’t stay still? A wavy-vessel!
Why did the math book go on a cruise? It wanted to find the x-axis and y-axis!
Why did the cruise ship always win at poker? Because it had a lot of good hands on deck!
What do you call a pirate who became a cruise ship captain? The sea-rry-go-round!
What do you call a pirate on a cruise ship? A sea-captain hook!
What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a cruise ship? The poop deck, of course!
Why was the cruise ship always smiling? It had a “sea”ntastic captain!
What did the cruise ship say to the iceberg? “I’ve got a sinking feeling about you.”
Why did the pirate refuse to go on a cruise? He was scared of getting a sun “patch”!
Why don’t cruises ever get hungry? Because they’re always on a ship diet!
What do you call a cruise ship that sings all the time? A yacht-y performer!
What did one cruise ship say to the other? “I’m a big fan of your ship, let’s sail away together!”
Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder on board? In case it wanted to reach new heights on the high seas!
What’s a ghost’s favorite thing to do on a cruise? Boo-ry the hatchet!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s gone bankrupt? A “shipwreck-tion” sale!
What did one wave say to the other wave on a cruise ship? “Sea” you later!
Why do cruises make great detectives? Because they always know how to go under cover!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite song? “Rock the Boat” by The Hues Cruise!
Why was the cruise ship so good at basketball? Because it knew how to “hoop” around the ocean!
Why did the pirate refuse to go on a cruise? He didn’t want to “sea” sickness!
Why did the cruise ship’s captain always carry a suitcase full of crayons? In case they needed to “draw” their own route!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to take up painting? It didn’t want to be a seascape artist!
Why did the cruise ship become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to try its hand at ship-tickling!
Why don’t boats like going on cruises? They’re afraid of getting ship-faced.
Why did the cruise ship go to the library? It wanted to check out all the best sea-stories!
What do you call a pirate who loves going on cruises? A sea-captain crunch!
What do you call a cruise ship that sings in a choir? A vocal vessel!
Why don’t cruise ships make good comedians? They always get the punchline wrong – they’re all at sea!
Why don’t aliens go on cruises? They prefer to travel the milky way!
How do you make a cruise ship laugh? You give it a little yacht-y joke!
Why did the cruise ship bring a bar of soap? In case it wanted to wash ashore!
Why did the cruise ship hire a comedian? Because it wanted to keep the passengers in stitches!
Why was the cruise ship so good at sports? It always knew how to sail through the competition!
Why don’t scientists go on cruises? Because they prefer to stay on shipshape!
What do you call a cruise ship that never stops at any ports? A very anchor-avoidant vessel!
Why do seagulls make great comedians on cruises? They always have the best “pier”-less jokes!
Why don’t cruise ships like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of sinking all the clubs and hearts!
Why did the sailor always bring a ladder on the cruise ship? In case he wanted to go overboard!
Why did the cruise ship get in trouble at school? It was always “sea”-king for attention!
Why don’t cruises ever tell secrets? Because they like to keep things shipshape!

Short Cruise Jokes

Short cruise jokes are like the surprise dolphin sighting on a sun-soaked voyage – unexpected, thrilling, and filled with joy.

These jokes are the perfect additions to your vacation photos, social media posts, or a dinner conversation when you want to lighten the mood.

The charm of short cruise jokes lies in their ability to mix nautical humor with a dash of holiday whimsy, delivering smiles in just a few words.

And now, anchors aweigh!

Here are short cruise jokes that promise a wave of laughter in just a few words.

What did the cruise say to the car? You drive me crazy!
What did the cruise ship captain say after finishing a puzzle? Shipshape!
What do you call a lazy cruise ship? A sloooow liner!
Why are cruises so adventurous? They always seek new horizons!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite song? “Row, Row, Row Your Boat!”
What’s a vampire’s favorite way to travel? A “cruise” ship!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
What’s a pirate’s favorite movie? The Titanic, they love sinking ships!
What do you call a cruise ship full of dentists? A floss-tival!
Why don’t scientists trust boats? Because they’re always full of seamen!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the cruise ship get good grades? It always stayed afloat!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get lost? They always stay on course!
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of cruise? A sight-sea-ing adventure!
Why don’t skeletons go on cruises? They prefer floating on their own!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What’s a pirate’s favorite mode of transportation? A cruise ship-arr!
Why was the cruise ship always calm? Because it had a “sea”cret!
Why are cruises like weddings? There’s always a lot of “sea” sickness!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite vegetable? The port-a-belly!
What do you call a cruise that’s full of spies? A secret-agent-ship!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don’t fish go on cruises? They already have their own ship!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What do you call a sailor who can’t swim? Bob!
Why are cruises so good at dancing? They have great ship-hop moves!
Why are cruises so expensive? They’re all about “shore” luxury!
Why don’t skeletons go on cruises? They don’t have the guts!
Why do cruise ships make terrible comedians? They have too many “seas”!
What do you call a boat that loves music? A cruise ship!

Cruise Jokes One-Liners

Cruise jokes one-liners are the epitome of humor distilled into one compact sentence.

They’re the verbal version of a smooth sail across a calm sea – enjoyable, smooth, and undeniably fun.

Creating a delightful one-liner entails a mix of originality, accuracy, and a deep admiration for the art of puns and wordplay.

The objective is to encompass a setup and punchline in one concise form, delivering a wave of laughter with just a few words.

Get ready to embark on a journey of hilarity with these cruise one-liners:

I went on a cruise and gained 10 pounds in a week. Turns out, the dessert buffet was sailing right next to me!
Why don’t cruise ships get sick? Because they have sea legs.
What do you call a cruise for zombies? A flesh cruise! Just make sure to bring extra sunscreen for their pale complexion.
I booked a cruise to the Caribbean, but all I got was a sinking feeling.
Why was the cruise ship so good at telling jokes? It had a great “sea” sense of humor!
Cruises are like floating buffets, except the buffet is always open, and so are your pants.
I went on a cruise and all I got was seasick and a tan line in the shape of a life jacket.
Why did the cruise ship always win at poker? Because it had the best poker face in the seven seas.
Why did the cruise ship go to the gym? Because it wanted to stay in ship shape!
Why did the ghost go on a cruise? It wanted to feel more sea-creature than disembodied spirit!
I asked the cruise ship captain if I could steer, but he said I didn’t have enough sea legs.
Why did the ghost book a cruise? He wanted to get on board with some phantom-tastic entertainment!
What do you call a cruise for math enthusiasts? A “sine” and cosine voyage!
Why did the skeleton go on a cruise? Because it needed to unwind and let loose.
Why don’t cruise ships like social media? They prefer to stay afloat, not a-twitter.
What do you call a cruise with no water? A missed-steak cruise.
Why did the banana go on a cruise? Because it couldn’t peel itself away from the idea of a vacation!
I went on a cruise and ordered a seafood dish, but it turns out it was just a fish disguised as a captain!
The captain announced that we were passing through the Bermuda Triangle, so I started counting my fingers just to be safe.
I went on a cruise and the captain told me to leave my worries on the shore. Turns out, they were the ones that sailed away.
Why did the skeleton go on a cruise? To find himself a marrow mate!
Why do cruise ships make great comedians? They always have a funny boat.
Why did the skeleton go on a cruise? Because he wanted to meet some new body!
Cruises are like floating hotels, except the view from your window changes to another hotel every day.
I tried to book a cruise, but it kept saying “seas unavailable”!
I went on a cruise, but the sea-sickness got so bad that I was voted captain of the hurling team.
Why do cruise ships make terrible comedians? Because their jokes always fall flat on the deck!
Cruises are the perfect opportunity to prove that I can eat my weight in shrimp cocktail and still fit into my swimsuit.
Why do cruise ships make terrible comedians? They always seem to miss the boat!
I went on a cruise and discovered that I have a hidden talent for turning lobster-red in record time.
What do you call a cruise ship with a headache? A vessel in distress!
The captain on my cruise announced that we were going to have a dance party on the deck, but all I saw were a bunch of dads awkwardly trying to do the Macarena.
Why did the cruise ship get a job at the bakery? It kneaded some dough!
What’s a pirate’s favorite place to go on a cruise? The bounty buffet!
Why did the pirate go on a cruise? He wanted to search for some arrrrrrtistic treasure!
I signed up for a comedy cruise, but it didn’t float my boat.
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? It wanted to sow its wild oats!
I tried to book a cruise, but they said I was a little too ship-faced.
My friend went on a cruise and said it was a real eye-opener. Apparently, the ship ran out of coffee and he had to drink tea instead!
I went on a cruise and realized the ocean is just one big, watery treadmill.
I got kicked off a cruise ship for starting a conga line in the middle of a buffet. I guess they weren’t ready for my moves!
Why did the seagull refuse to go on a cruise? He didn’t want to be caught in a “fowl” play!
I told the cruise ship captain that he should invest in a good GPS. He said, “No need, I’ve got a great sense of direction. I’m a captain, after all!”
What did the cruise ship say when it saw a dolphin doing tricks? “You’re flipping amazing!”
I asked the captain if we were going to hit an iceberg. He said, “Iceberg? I haven’t even met her!”
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? Because he needed to get away from all the corny jokes!
I went on a cruise and all I got was seasick and a severe case of FOMO.
Why did the cruise ship become a musician? It wanted to rock the boat!
I went on a cruise and discovered that the ship was haunted. Turns out it was just the captain’s terrible singing.
Cruises are like floating hotels, except you have to pay extra for the waves to rock you to sleep.
Why did the ghost go on a cruise? To find the spirit of adventure!
I went on a cruise, but all I got was this lousy tan and a few extra pounds.
I went on a cruise and realized I have a talent for getting seasick on dry land too.
My friend said the cruise was an adventure of a lifetime. I guess he’s never been to the DMV.
I asked the cruise captain for a raise, but he said it was against his “ship policy”!
Why did the cruise ship go to the bakery? It wanted a slice of life on the high seas.
I’m thinking of starting a cruise line for introverts. It’ll be called “The No-Interaction Ship!”
Why did the cruise ship refuse to play hide and seek? It said, “I’m too big to fit in any hideaway!”
I went on a diet cruise, but I sank it with my weight!
Why did the cruise ship blush? Because it saw the ocean “flirting” with it!
Why did the cruise ship go to therapy? It had too many emotional anchors.
I went on a cruise, but the ship was so small it could only be described as a buoy-band!
I went on a cruise and discovered that my favorite actor was also on board. It was a real “celebrity sea-sighting”!
I went on a cruise and the captain said, “There’s only one rule: no swimming in the buffet.”
I signed up for a singles cruise, but it turns out the only fish I caught was food poisoning.
What do you call a pirate that skipped his cruise? A buccaneer of responsibility.
Why don’t pirates go on cruises? They can’t stand all those legal arrrrrrrr-angements.
I asked the cruise ship if it had any relationship advice. It said, “Just go with the flow and avoid any rocky situations!”
I accidentally signed up for a nudist cruise. Let’s just say, I had a lot of “exposure” to the open sea.
Why did the cruise ship chef become a comedian? He wanted to serve up some hilarious jokes with a side of laughter.
I went on a cruise and all I got was this lousy sense of seasickness.
The best part about going on a cruise is pretending to be a castaway on the buffet island.
Why did the cruise ship captain always bring a ladder to meetings? Because he wanted to climb the corporate ladder.
I went on a cruise and came back with a sinking feeling.
Why did the cruise ship become a magician? It wanted to perform disappearing acts at the buffet!
What do you call a pirate who takes a vacation on a cruise ship? A relaxed rrrrrrrr-ogue!
I tried to make a joke about a cruise ship, but it sailed right over everyone’s head!
I joined a cruise ship band, but it was hard to stay afloat with all the musical notes.
I went on a cruise and the captain said, “All aboard!” So I replied, “But I just got here!”
I booked a cruise and the travel agent told me it was all-inclusive. Little did I know, they meant the weight gain.
I tried to flirt with the captain on a cruise, but he just told me to set sail for the friend zone.
Why did the cruise ship sink? It didn’t have a good sense of buoyancy!
I tried to take a nap on the cruise, but the waves kept rocking me awake.
I went on a cruise and met a professional diver. Turns out, he was just “plunging” for attention.
I was excited about the buffet on the cruise until I realized it was just a floating version of my fridge.
I went on a cruise, but all I got was a sinking feeling that I paid too much for this vacation!
Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean? It said they needed some space!
Cruising is the only time I’ve ever seen people willingly wait in line for 30 minutes to get on a floating hotel.
I told my wife I wanted to go on a singles cruise. She packed my bags and said, “Enjoy!”
What do you call a cruise ship that’s out of shape? A flabby-ship!
I went on a cruise and all I got was seasick and a lousy souvenir keychain.
I went on a cruise and tried to impress the captain with my dance moves. Turns out, he had no ship of humor.
My wife said the cruise was a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Thank goodness, I can’t afford to go again!
Why did the sunburned tourist go on a cruise? He needed some shade with a side of adventure!
Why was the cruise ship always calm during storms? It had a great sense of ship-control.
Why did the cruise ship hire a magician? They needed someone to make all the missing passengers disappear.
Why did the cruise ship go to the doctor? It was feeling a little shipwrecked.
I’m not a fan of cruises, but I’m definitely on board with the idea of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why did the cruise ship break up with its partner? It couldn’t handle the commitment, it was too ship-shy!
I went on a cruise and the captain told me to relax, so I threw him overboard. Now I’m the captain.
Why did the pirate refuse to get on the cruise ship? Because it was full of buccaneers!
Cruises are like floating buffets, except the buffet floats away after you’ve eaten too much.
I went on a cruise and realized that the only thing I’m qualified to be is a professional buffet eater.
I asked the cruise ship captain if he had any sea-sick bags. He said, “No, everyone just waves!”
I told my friends I was going on a cruise to explore new destinations, but deep down I just wanted an excuse to wear a captain’s hat and pretend I’m in charge.
Why did the pirate go on a diet during the cruise? He wanted to lose some “booty”!
I went on a cruise and ended up feeling like a castaway on a luxury island.
I tried to impress a girl on the cruise by doing a magic trick. Turns out, she was more interested in the buffet than my disappearing act!
Why did the cruise ship captain always win at poker? Because he knew how to hold ’em and fold ’em on the high seas!
Why did the pirate go on a cruise? He heard it was a great way to “sea” new treasures.
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal!
Cruise ship food is so good that I’m convinced they must have a secret agreement with my waistline.
On the cruise, I ate so much food that even the lifeboats were afraid to come near me.
Cruising is like a roller coaster ride, except you’re stuck on a boat and can’t get off.
I found a genie on my cruise and wished for endless drinks. Now I’m the captain of the drunk ship.
I asked the cruise ship if it had any interesting stories. It replied, “I’ve seen a lot, but I’m ship-faced, so I can’t remember!”
I tried to join a cruise ship band, but they said I couldn’t handle the oar-iginal music.
I thought I’d get some peace and quiet on a cruise, but it turns out the ship’s horn is louder than my alarm clock.
I went on a cruise and ended up gaining so much weight that I had to come back as cargo.
What do you call a cruise that’s run by cats? A meow-tine!
I tried to convince my friend to go on a cruise, but he said he didn’t want to “seas” the day.
I went on a cruise and the captain told us to have a whale of a time. So, I ordered a giant inflatable whale for the pool!
I asked the cruise ship captain if he believed in love at first sight. He said, “No, but I believe in love at first cruise!”
I told my friend I went on a cruise, and he said, “Don’t jump ship on our friendship!”
Why did the cruise ship cancel their comedy night? They couldn’t find anyone with enough sea legs to tell jokes!
I went on a cruise and all I did was eat, drink, and sea.
I joined a singles’ cruise hoping to find love, but all I got was an awkward speed dating event at the buffet line.
I tried to impress the ladies on a cruise by playing the Titanic theme song on the saxophone. They all jumped ship.
My friend asked me why I love cruises so much, and I told her it’s the only time I can rock a fanny pack and not be judged.
Why did the cruise ship start a band? It wanted to make some waves in the music industry!
I thought I saw a dolphin on the cruise, but it turned out to be my reflection in the buffet dessert tray.
I signed up for a singles cruise hoping to find love at sea, but all I found were cheesy pickup lines and a buffet of disappointment.
Why did the cruise ship refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of dealing with the shuffleboard!
Why did the tomato turn down a cruise? It didn’t want to end up as a salsa on the high seas.
I asked the captain of a cruise ship if he had ever hit an iceberg. He replied, “Iceberg? No, but I once ran into a salad bar.”
Why did the cruise ship get a ticket? It was caught speeding in a no-wake zone.
What do you call a cruise ship that’s been at sea for too long? A roamin’ cathedral!
I went on a cruise and suddenly understood why they call it a “booze cruise.”
They say a cruise is a great way to relax, but I spent most of my time worrying about whether I’d fit in the deck chair.
I tried to flirt with the cruise ship captain, but he told me I was just a buoyfriend.
I went on a cruise and all I got was a lousy captain’s hat and a sunburn.
Why did the cruise ship get a job at a bakery? It wanted to be a dough-nut captain!
Why did the cruise ship get detention? It couldn’t stop making inappropriate sail jokes.
Why did the math teacher book a cruise? She wanted to solve the equation of relaxation and fun!
What do you call a sea captain who always loses at poker? A card shark-n’t.

Cruise Dad Jokes

Cruise dad jokes are the ideal combination of nautical puns and laughter that will surely make everyone aboard chuckle and sigh simultaneously.

They are the type of jokes that might make you want to walk the plank, but you can’t help but appreciate the humor.

These jokes are perfect for entertaining during long sea days, dinner table chats, or simply to lighten the mood when the seas get a little rough.

Prepare yourselves for the wave of chuckles.

Here are some cruise dad jokes that are guaranteed to sail you into a sea of laughter:

Why don’t pirates take up gardening on a cruise? Because they prefer “sea-ing” treasures!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to let the comedian on board? They said his jokes were too “ship”!
Why did the cruise ship start a band? Because it had plenty of “ports” to play in!
Why did the cruise ship always win at poker? Because it had a “deck” stacked in its favor!
Why did the cruise ship throw a party? Because it had a “boatload” of fun to share!
What do you get when you cross a cruise ship and a magician? A boatload of abracadabra!
Why don’t pirates take cruises? Because they prefer to travel arrrrrgh-by sea!
Why did the cruise ship become a musician? It had a lot of sax appeal!
Why did the cruise ship go to school? Because it wanted to get a little “cruise-education”!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to go to the casino? It didn’t want to get into deep water!
What did the cruise ship say to its passengers when it hit an iceberg? “Don’t worry, this is just an “ice breaker”!
Why did the cruise ship stop telling jokes? It ran out of “cruise” control!
Why did the sailor bring a ladder on the cruise ship? Because he heard the captain wanted to “step up” their game!
What do you call a bear on a cruise? A grrr-ound traveler!
Why don’t vampires go on cruises? They’re afraid of garlic bread!
Why did the cruise ship throw a party? Because it wanted to have a hull of a good time!
Why did the cruise ship become a detective? Because it was always “sea-rching” for clues!
Why did the cruise ship start a band? It heard music could rock the boat!
Why did the pirate want to go on a cruise? Because he heard they had a shipload of good deals!
Why did the cruise ship hire a magician? To help with all the disappearing buffets!
What do you call a cruise ship that loves to dance? The S.S. Boogie-woogie!
Why did the cruise ship start a band? Because it had plenty of sea-men-tal musicians on board!
Why was the cruise ship always so calm? It had a great captain who always kept things ship-shape!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s always in a hurry? A sail phone!
Why did the cruise ship go to school? It wanted to become a master of the seven Cs: cruising, crew, cuisine, cocktails, comedy, concerts, and casinos!
Why are cruises so good at telling stories? Because they have lots of tales to share!
Why don’t robots enjoy cruises? They prefer programming trips!
What do you call a pirate who skips a cruise? A “buoy” that just doesn’t want to “sea”!
Why was the cruise ship a great dancer? It knew how to “sea-legs”!
Why did the cruise ship go to the bakery? Because it kneaded a vacation!
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? Because it needed a vacation from standing in the field all day!
Why did the cruise ship always win at poker? It had a lot of “a-cruise” cards up its sleeve!
What do you call a cruise ship that sings opera? The S.S. Soprano!
Why was the cruise ship always happy? Because it had a shipload of fun!
Why did the cruise ship always win at poker? It was great at keeping a “poker” face, even in rough waters!
What do you call a cruise ship that went to the gym? A flexcursion!
Why did the cruise ship need an extra pair of pants? In case it “seas” its pants!
What did the cruise ship say to the comedian? You really know how to steer up some laughter!
Why don’t cruises ever get sunburned? Because they always remember to bring their “ship” screen!
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? He wanted to see the corn-er of the world!
Why did the computer go on a cruise? It needed some “bytes” of relaxation!
Why did the cruise ship take up gardening? It wanted to sea-kale its time on the open water!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get lonely? Because they always have a boatload of friends!
Why did the math book go on a cruise? It needed some natural logarithms!
Why are pirates terrible at playing cards on a cruise ship? Because they are standing on the deck!
What did the pirate say when he saw a cruise ship? “Argh, that’s my kind of treasure chest!”
Why was the cruise ship so good at solving mysteries? It always knew how to navigate the clues!
Why don’t vampires go on cruises? They can’t stand the sight of a stake!
Why do cruise ships never go hungry? Because they always have a buffet “sea-sion”!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to wear sunscreen? Because it didn’t want to be mistaken for a beach umbrella!
Why are cruises so popular among mathematicians? Because they enjoy sailing through pi-rates!
What do you call a boat that’s afraid of leaving the dock? A “chicken” cruiser!
Why did the cruise ship go to school? Because it wanted to improve its navigation skills!
What do you call a nervous cruise ship? An anchor-wrecked vessel!
Why did the cruise ship become a comedian? It wanted to make a “splash” with its jokes!
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of cruise ship? One with a plank-ton of activities!
Why do cruise ships make great comedians? They always know how to “sail” their jokes!
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? He needed some time off from being outstanding in his field!
Why did the sailor always bring a ladder on the cruise ship? So he could climb aboard the jokes!
Why did the cruise ship always have a great sense of humor? Because it had a fantastic “cruise-tom” to laughter!
Why do cruise ships always win arguments? Because they have a lot of valid points!
Why did the cruise ship bring a map to the comedy club? So it wouldn’t get lost in the sea of jokes!
Why did the cruise ship visit the library? Because it wanted to check out some “sea” novels!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to gossip? Because it didn’t want to stir the ship!
Why do cruise ships always carry a compass? So they don’t get too far off course!
Why did the cruise ship have a hard time making friends? It was always “sea”-ing new faces!
What do you call a cruise ship that sings too much? A “song” of the sea!
Why did the cruise ship go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “sea-sickness”!
What did the cruise ship say to the lighthouse? “I’m a big fan of your guiding light!”
Why was the cruise ship always so calm and relaxed? Because it knew how to “cruise-control” its stress levels!
Why do cruise ships always have a gym? So passengers can “weigh anchor”!
Why was the deck always so happy on the cruise? Because it had a buoyant personality!
Why did the cruise ship start a gardening club? It loved seeing the “sea”-sons change!
Why did the cruise ship blush? Because it saw the ocean’s waves and got a little ship-faced!
Why did the cruise ship apply for a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to work on its dough-mestic skills!
Why do cruise ships make terrible comedians? Because their jokes tend to “sail” right over people’s heads!
What do you call a pirate who loves to go on cruises? Captain Hook, Line, and Sinker!
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? Because he needed a little “R and R” (rest and relaxation)!
Why do cruise ships never need therapy? Because they always stay afloat!
Why was the cruise ship so good at telling stories? Because it had a great captain’s log!
How do you make a cruise ship laugh? Just give it a little tickle on the anchor!
Why did the cruise ship start a band? Because it wanted to rock the boat with some great tunes!
What do you call a cruise ship that talks back? A “smart-a-boat”!
Why did the cruise ship buy a new pair of shoes? It wanted to feel “shipshape”!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get in trouble? Because they always stay afloat of the situation!
What did the cruise ship say to the lazy passenger? “You’re really dragging your anchor on this trip!”
Why do cruise ships always win at poker? Because they have plenty of “sea” cards!
Why don’t pirates go on cruise ships? Because they already have plenty of ships “arrrr”gh!
Why did the cruise ship want to become a comedian? It had a knack for cracking up the passengers!
What’s a sailor’s favorite type of music on a cruise? Sea-shanties!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite dance? The “sail” shuffle!
Why was the cruise ship always so calm and composed? It had a great “sea-nse” of stability!
What did the cruise ship say to the iceberg? “Nice to break you!”
Why are cruises always happy? Because they are always “ship-shape”!
Why did the cruise ship captain start a band? Because he already had the ship, now he just needed the tunes!
Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder on the cruise ship? Because it wanted to “row” the boat!
Why did the cruise ship bring a hat and sunglasses? Because it wanted to be shore it had a sunny vacation!
Why did the cruise ship go to therapy? It needed to work on its “sea” issues!
Why did the cruise ship bring a map to the gym? So it could “navigate” its workout!
Why did the cruise ship’s chef love his job? Because he always had “plenty of fish” to cook for the passengers!
Why did the cruise ship have a successful comedy show? It had a great captain who always steered the audience in the right direction!
What do you call a cruise ship that runs on coffee? A latte of fun!
Why do cruise ships always have low self-esteem? Because they constantly compare themselves to yachts!
Why don’t fish go on cruises? They’re scared of “getting hooked”!
Why did the pirate go on a cruise? He wanted to relax and set sail for a while!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to go to the comedy club? It didn’t want to “sea” any more cheesy jokes!
What do you call a pirate who can’t steer a cruise ship? Lost at sea!
Why don’t cruise ships like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of a little shuffleboard!
Why did the cruise ship win the talent show? It had the best anchor management!
What did the cruise ship captain say to the passengers? “I’m steering this ship in the right direction, so don’t worry, just “cruise” along!”
Why do cruise ships never gossip? Because they’re all about keeping things shipshape!
Why don’t cruises ever get lonely? Because they always make lots of “shipmates” along the way!
Why are cruises so expensive? Because they’re worth every “sail”!
Why are cruises great for vampires? Because they can always count on getting a lot of sun!

Cruise Jokes for Kids

Cruise jokes for kids are like the exciting treasure hunts of the joke world—thrilling, adventurous, and always a favorite among the youngsters.

These jokes encourage kids to explore the fun side of travel and oceanic adventure, fostering a love for humor that’s as vast as the sea itself.

Plus, cruise jokes for kids have the additional perk of making learning about different cultures and places enjoyable, transforming their perception of travel into a source of endless amusement.

Ready for a journey filled with laughter?

Here are the jokes that’ll have them rolling on the deck with giggles:

What did the cruise ship captain say to the comedian on board? “You’re really “steering” up the crowd!”
Why did the dolphins bring their passports on the cruise? Because they wanted to travel porpoisefully!
Why did the teddy bear go on a cruise? Because he wanted to see the big, blue “bearly” ocean!
Why did the ocean go on a cruise? It wanted to see the world and make some waves!
Why did the seaweed go on a cruise? Because it wanted to have a kelp-ful time!
Why do cruises make terrible teachers? Because they always tend to “sail”!
Why do cruise ships make great comedians? Because they always have a “pier”-less sense of humor!
What did the cruise ship say to the lighthouse? “I really “shore” do love your guiding light!”
Why did the pineapple go on a cruise? It wanted to have a tropical getaway!
Why do cruise ships like to sail? Because it’s the only way they can feel seaworthy!
Why was the math book sad when it went on a cruise? Because it had too many problems on board!
Why did the fish refuse to go on the cruise? It didn’t want to be caught “hook, line, and sinker”!
What do you get if you cross a cruise ship and a book? A bestsea-ller!
Why don’t skeletons go on cruises? Because they have no body to go with!
How does a cruise ship listen to music? With its “port”able speakers!
Why did the grape go on a cruise? Because it wanted to “wine” and dine on the ocean!
Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to make a “splash” entrance!
What did the cruise ship say when it hit an iceberg? “Ice to meet you!”
How do cruise ships communicate? They use “sea”-mail!
Why don’t crabs like to share their food on a cruise? Because they’re shellfish!
Why did the sun go on a cruise? To get some “rays” and relaxation!
Why did the vegetable go on a cruise? It wanted to “lettuce” relax and have some fun!
Why don’t pirates take cruises? Because they already have plenty of arrr and arrr!
Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to “step” up its dance moves!
What do you call a cruise ship that has been to space? An astro-ship!
What do you call a pirate’s favorite type of cruise ship? A “yo-ho-ho-liday” cruise!
What do you call a cruise ship that sings? A boat with perfect pitch!
Why did the cruise ship go to school? To learn how to “cruise” through the ocean!
Why did the pencil go on a cruise? It needed to get some “shore” leave!
What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cruise? One that’s arrrrgumented with adventure!
Why did the cruise ship always win at hide and seek? Because it had a great hull!
Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder? To reach the higher “sea-level”!
Why did the pirate go on a cruise? To search for the missing “arrrrr”!
What do cruise ships wear to parties? Anchor-chiefs!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of music? “Harbor”-monious melodies!
What’s a pirate’s favorite activity on a cruise ship? “Argh”-cade games!
Why do cruise ships never get lonely? Because they always make lots of new ports!
What kind of cruise ship can’t sing? A mute-iny!
Why did the dolphin bring a suitcase on the cruise? Because it wanted to travel “porpoisefully”!
Why was the cruise ship always tired? Because it stayed up “ship”ing all night!
What do you call a snowman on a cruise ship? Chilly on the seven seas!
What do you call a fish with no eyes on a cruise ship? A fsh!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite dessert? A “shipwreck” sundae!
What did the cruise ship say to the iceberg? “You’re breaking the ice!” .
What do you call a cruise ship that refuses to pay its bills? A “sea”-ttle!
Why did the cruise ship start wearing glasses? Because it lost sight of the shore!
Why did the skeleton refuse to go on the cruise? He didn’t have the guts for it!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite hobby? Watching “wave”-ies!
Why did the boat go to school? So it could learn to cruise!
Why did the cruise ship bring a map to the party? Because it wanted to make sure it didn’t get lost on the dance floor!
What is a cruise ship’s favorite type of music? Yacht rock!
What did the cruise ship captain say to the sailor who couldn’t tie knots? “Knot on my watch!”
What did the cruise ship say to the island? “I’m shore glad to see you!”
Why did the whale go on a cruise? It wanted to show off its fin-tastic dance moves!
Why did the pirate take a cruise? He wanted to experience a different “arr!”-ival!
Why don’t cruise ships like to shake hands? They already have a lot of waves!
What do you call a cruise that’s on sale? A ship for a “buoy”-gain price!
What do you get if you cross a cruise ship with a computer? A sinking feeling!
Why was the cruise ship so good at math? Because it always knew how to calculate the perfect course!
What do you call a dinosaur on a cruise ship? A stegosnorus!
Why did the cruise ship bring a map to dinner? So it could have a “meal” planner!
Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder? So it could have a “high”-sea adventure!
What did the cruise ship say to the sailor? “I’ve got you a “float” of surprises!”
What did the cruise ship say to the iceberg? “I’m breaking the ice, but I won’t sink you!”
Why did the banana go on a cruise? Because it had “a-peel” to the ocean views!
What do you call a pirate who skips school and goes on a cruise instead? Captain Hooky!
What do you call a pirate who likes to go on cruises? A “deck”-adent buccaneer!
What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a cruise? The arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-tifacts!
Why did the sailor bring a ladder on the cruise ship? Because he heard the captain likes high seas!
What do you call a cruise ship that can sing? A vessel-o-pella!
Why don’t cruise ships like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of dealing with the high “seas”!
What did the cruise ship say to the wave? Long time, no sea!
What do you call a pirate who likes to take cruises? Captain Vacation!
Why did the cruise ship bring a deck of cards? So it could “deal” with any boredom!
What do you get when you cross a cruise ship with a bakery? Loaf boats!
What did the cruise ship captain say to the crew? “Ship ahoy, mateys!”
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? It wanted to see the “sea”son change!
Why do cruises never get lost? Because they always have a captain who knows how to navigate!
Why did the teddy bear bring a suitcase on the cruise? Because he wanted to have a bear-y good time!
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? Because he wanted to get some “straw-nberry” ice cream!
Why did the banana go on a cruise? It wanted to peel out on the open water!
What did the cruise ship say to the iceberg? “You’re so cool, but I’m all aboard the fun train!”
Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder? Because it heard it was going to a “high” seas adventure!
Why are cruises so relaxing? Because they let you sail away from your troubles!
What do you call a fish that drives a cruise ship? A captain hook!
Why did the boat go on a diet before the cruise? It wanted to look shipshape!

Cruise Jokes for Adults

Who says adults can’t have a hearty laugh with a good cruise joke?

Cruise jokes for adults raise the humor sails high, blending maritime wit with a hint of adult sophistication.

Just like a perfectly planned cruise, these jokes navigate through the waves of humor, intellect, and a drop of naughtiness for a comical journey worth remembering.

These jokes are ideal for cocktail parties, boat trips, or simply to break the ice during a tense discussion among friends.

Here are some cruise jokes that are all set to make adults chuckle:

Why did the cruise ship break up with its partner? It realized they were just drifting apart!
Why did the cruise ship go to therapy? It was struggling to stay afloat emotionally!
Why did the skeleton go on a cruise? He heard it was a bone-voyage!
Why did the sea monster refuse to go on a cruise? He didn’t want to get caught up in a fishy situation!
Why did the scarecrow go on a cruise? Because he wanted to set sail and find his missing brain!
Why did the cruise ship become a comedian? It wanted to sail the high seas of laughter!
Why did the cruise ship captain always bring a ladder to work? Just in case he needed to climb the corporate deck!
What do you get when you mix a cruise ship with a comedian? A laughing stock on the high seas!
What do you call a skeleton on a cruise ship? A boney voyager!
Why did the cruise ship wear a life jacket to the party? It didn’t want to be a party pooper!
What do you call a pirate who goes on a luxury cruise? A “captain” of leisure!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s haunted? A ghost-ship-cruiser!
Why did the cruise ship decide to become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to sail through its punchlines!
Why don’t cruise ships like to hire comedians? Because they always make waves!
Why did the skeleton go on a cruise? Because he needed to “bone up” on his sailing skills!
What do you call a cruise ship that always tells the truth? Honesty of the Seas!
Why did the cruise ship have a great sense of direction? It always knew how to stay on course and steer a good joke!
Why did the cruise ship’s captain get arrested? He was caught steering a conversation towards inappropriate jokes!
Why did the ghost go on a cruise? He wanted to “haunt” the high seas!
Why did the cruise ship chef get promoted? Because he had a knack for making sea food!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even cruise ships!
Why was the cruise ship so good at math? It always knew how to count its passengers on board!
Why did the cruise ship make a terrible stand-up comedian? Because it always had a sinking punchline!
Why did the pirate go on a cruise? Because he wanted to experience the arrr and arrr of the ocean!
Why did the cruise ship take a nap? It needed some “siesta” time!
Why don’t pirates like going on cruises? They prefer to “sea” the world on their own terms!
Why did the captain of the cruise ship bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to raise the bar!
What did one cruise ship say to the other? “I’m just a little ship-faced!”
Why did the man bring a ladder on the cruise ship? He wanted to reach new heights of relaxation on the sun deck!
Why did the pirate go on a cruise? He wanted to take a break from all the arrr-ghh work!
Why did the cruise ship have trouble making friends? It had a stern personality!
Why don’t vampires go on cruise ships? They can’t handle all that “ocean” sunlight!
Why did the tomato turn red on the cruise ship? It saw the ocean and realized it wasn’t a vegetable anymore!
Why did the math teacher go on a cruise? Because she wanted to solve some real-life problems on the go!
Why did the cruise ship throw a party? It wanted to have a splashin’ good time and shake its sails on the dance floor!
Why did the pirate refuse to go on a cruise? Because he thought it would be too “arr” rated!
Why did the cruise ship hire a detective? It suspected there was a mystery afloat!
Why was the cruise ship so good at keeping secrets? Because it always had a “tight-lip” policy!
What do you call a fish that goes on a luxury cruise? A “fin-ancially” savvy traveler!
Why did the cruise ship throw a party for the iceberg? It wanted to break the ice!
Why was the cruise ship so expensive? Because it had a “shipload” of luxury amenities!
Why don’t pirates take vacations on cruise ships? Because they prefer to “arr” and “rrr” on their own terms!
Why did the cruise ship captain go to therapy? He had a lot of “deep-sea” issues!
What do you call a pirate who skips the cruise? A buccaneer traveler!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite way to enjoy music? By rocking and rolling on the high seas!
What do you call a cruise with lots of mathematicians on board? An Algebracruise!
Why did the cruise ship captain start a bakery? Because he wanted to make a lot of dough on the side!
Why did the comedian go on a cruise? He wanted to test his jokes on a captive audience!
Why did the cruise ship hire a comedian? To make sure everyone was ship-shape and laughing!
Why did the cruise ship always win at poker? Because it had a good poker face – it was always smooth sailing!
Why did the couple bring their own pool to the cruise? They wanted to have a deep-end dance party!
What did the cruise ship say to the sailor who kept telling jokes? Stop making me laugh, you’re making me seasick!
Why did the cruise ship hire a comedian? Because they wanted to have a shipload of laughs on board!
What did the cruise ship say to the iceberg? “I’ve been floating around looking for you, let’s break the ice!”
Why did the cruise ship go to school? Because it wanted to make waves in the classroom!
Why don’t cruises ever get lost at sea? Because they always stay in the “ship” lane!
Why did the cruise ship break up with the iceberg? It said, “I can’t handle your cold heart anymore!”
Why did the cruise ship get in trouble with the law? It was caught “sea-ding”!
Why did the pirate refuse to go on a cruise ship? He heard it had a bad arrrrrrrrrrrrr rating!
Why did the man refuse to get on the cruise ship? He was afraid of “shore” leave!
Why don’t pirates like going on cruises? Because they can’t stand the idea of walking the plank on a floating hotel!
Why did the cruise ship go to therapy? It had separation anxiety from the ocean!
Why did the sea monster go on a cruise? It wanted to feast on a buffet of unsuspecting tourists!
Why do cruise ships make terrible detectives? Because they always have too many leaks in their investigations!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s run out of food? A “dessert” island!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to go to the comedy show? It didn’t want to rock the boat with laughter!
What do you call a cruise ship that runs aground? A “ground-breaking” vacation!
Why did the cruise ship invite a magician onboard? To make sure there were plenty of “sea-crets” and tricks up its sleeve!
Why did the pirate go on a luxury cruise? He wanted to find some “arrr” and relaxation!
Why did the cruise ship need therapy? It had an “anchor” management problem!
Why did the cruise ship win the talent show? It knew how to “rock the boat”!
Why did the cruise ship captain always carry a map? Just in case he wanted to go off course and pretend it was intentional!
What did one cruise ship say to the other? “Are you shore we’re going the right way?”
Why did the math teacher go on a cruise? He wanted to explore the “sea of numbers”!
Why did the cruise ship captain get arrested? He was caught “cruising” over the speed limit!
Why did the cruise ship invite a comedian on board? Because it wanted to have a good laugh liner!
Why did the cruise ship make a great comedian? Because it always had a lot of “pier” pressure!
What do you call a cruise ship with a broken GPS? Lost at sea-duction!
Why did the ghost decide to go on a haunted cruise? It wanted to sail away from its spooky reputation!
Why was the chef on the cruise always in a hurry? Because he wanted to make a fast food delivery!
Why don’t cruise ships make good detectives? They always sail away before they can solve the mystery!
What do you call a fish that goes on a cruise? A shipwreck-staurant critic!
Why did the computer engineer go on a cruise? He wanted to finally experience a “floating point”!
Why do cruise ships never get lost? Because they always have their “sea-navigators” on board!
Why did the cruise ship captain start a garden onboard? He wanted to have a shipyard full of flowers and sea-suns!
What do you call a cruise ship that can’t stop laughing? A hilarious vessel full of “sea”tirical jokes!
Why did the cruise ship want to become a comedian? Because it loved to “cruise” for laughs!
Why did the cruise ship hire a comedian? To make the passengers laugh until they’re ship-faced!
Why are cruises great for those on a diet? Because there’s always plenty of “sea”food!
Why don’t cruises trust stairs? Because they always take the ship elevator!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get lonely? Because they have thousands of passengers to entertain them!
Why did the cruise ship only hire musicians? Because they wanted to “rock” the boat and keep everyone entertained!
What did one cruise ship say to the other ship? “Are you ‘anchored’ for a good time?”
Why did the skeleton go on a cruise? Because he wanted to test if he had any sea legs!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to “deck” itself out!
Why did the cruise ship hire a magician? They wanted to make their guests “sea” some magic!
Why did the cruise ship invest in stocks? It wanted to make sure it stayed afloat financially!
Why did the cruise ship go broke? It had too many expenses and not enough buoyancy!
Why did the cruise ship invite the guitar player? It wanted to rock ‘n’ row!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get lost? Because they always have direction-ship!
Why did the musician go on a cruise? He wanted to “harmonize” with the sound of the ocean waves!
Why was the cruise ship always happy? It had a captain with a great sense of ship-humor!
What did the ocean say to the cruise ship? “Nothing, it just waved!”
Why did the cruise ship chef get promoted? Because he knew how to “stir” up a delicious meal!
Why did the cruise ship book a band? Because they wanted to rock the boat and make waves with their music!
Why did the pirate take his parrot on a cruise? It was his first mate!
Why did the cruise ship turn down the job offer? It was too “boat”-ing!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck!
Why did the cruise ship captain always carry a map? So he wouldn’t get lost at sea-food buffets!
Why did the chef go on a cruise? He wanted to spice up his culinary skills with some “seafood” specialties!
Why was the cruise ship always so calm and relaxed? Because it knew how to stay afloat and go with the flow!
Why did the cruise ship get arrested? It was caught smuggling seasickness pills!
Why did the cruise ship captain always carry a map? Just in case he wanted to “sea” where he was going!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to let the musician on board? Because he had too many band mates!
Why did the cruise ship become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing anchor!
What did one cruise ship say to the other? “I’m really shipshape and ready to embark on a fantastic voyage!”
Why did the cruise ship never get into trouble? It always “sailed” away from any problems!
What do you call it when a cruise ship sinks? A “sunken cost” vacation!
Why did the cruise ship captain always carry a book with him? In case he wanted to “sea” some good stories!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand on the high seas!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of humor? Sailing wit!
Why don’t cruise ships like playing cards? Because they’re always standing on the deck!
Why did the cruise ship join a gym? It wanted to stay in shipshape for its passengers!
Why did the cruise ship captain bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the rocks!
Why did the lawyer go on a cruise? He needed to “sail away” from all the legal drama!
What do you call a funny cruise ship? A “laughliner”!
What did one cruise ship say to the other? “I’m going to make a “shore” impression on this trip!”
Why did the ocean get invited to the cruise party? It knew how to make a big splash!
Why did the pirate bring a mop on the cruise ship? To swab the decks, matey!
Why did the basketball player go on a cruise? He wanted to show off his “dribbling” skills on the ship’s deck!
Why don’t pirates take cruises anymore? They kept getting seasick from all the arrr and arrr!
Why did the pirate refuse to go on a cruise? Because he preferred to sail the high seas on his own terms!
Why are cruises like smartphones? Because they both have a lot of ports!
What do you call a cruise ship with a lousy sense of direction? A lost navigator!
Why was the cruise ship so good at math? It could always calculate the best route for a fun voyage!
Why don’t cruise ships like to hire comedians? They always try to keep a stern atmosphere!
Why did the cruise ship captain always carry a map? Because he didn’t want to get lost at sea or on the dance floor!
Why did the cruise ship hire a comedian? To keep the passengers “shipshape” with laughter!
Why do cruises make great dancers? Because they have fantastic sea-legs!
What did the cruise ship say to the pirate ship? “Aye, Aye, matey!”
Why did the cruise ship bring a broom? Because it wanted to sweep the competition away!
Why do cruise ship bartenders always have smooth sailing? Because they never “rock” the boat!

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FAQs About Cruise Jokes

Why are cruise jokes so popular.

Cruise jokes are quite popular due to the unique experiences and scenarios that can occur on a cruise.

From the interesting people you meet to the different activities and situations on board, there’s a wealth of humor to tap into.

Plus, cruises are often associated with leisure and fun, which naturally lends itself to lighthearted, playful jokes.

Can cruise jokes be used in social situations?

Yes, definitely!

Cruise jokes can be a great conversation starter or a way to lighten the mood in social situations.

They are especially fitting when discussing travel plans, vacation experiences, or when actually on a cruise!

How can I come up with my own cruise jokes?

First, think about the typical experiences and situations on a cruise, like the endless buffets, crowded pools, or seasickness.
Try to find humor in these situations and exaggerate for comedic effect.
Look for pun opportunities—cruise lingo (e.g., port, starboard, stern) can provide some great material for wordplay.
Consider common stereotypes about cruises and use them to create humorous scenarios.
Remember, the best jokes have a surprising twist, so try to include an unexpected punchline.

Do you have any tips for remembering cruise jokes?

To remember cruise jokes, try to associate them with specific moments or experiences from a cruise.

The visuals and emotions from these memories can help the jokes stick in your mind.

Also, telling them frequently to others can also help reinforce your memory.

How can I make my cruise jokes better?

The key to a good joke is timing and delivery.

Practice your joke so that it flows naturally and the punchline lands at the right moment.

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Don’t be afraid to edit your joke based on the reactions you get, comedy is often a process of trial and error.

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Is the Cruise Joke Generator free to use?

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Cruise jokes are a charming way to add a splash of humor to everyday conversations, making life a bit more enjoyable with each chuckle.

From the short and sharp to the lengthy and laughter-inducing, there’s a cruise joke for every occasion.

So next time you’re stepping onboard a cruise ship, remember, there’s humor to be found in every deck, cabin, and buffet line.

Keep sharing the laughs, and let the good times sail and roll.

Because after all, a day without laughter is like a day without cruising—unthinkable and, frankly, a bit less adventurous.

Happy joking, everyone!

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10 Funniest Cruise Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

By: Author Carrie Ann Karstunen

Posted on Published: May 19, 2020 - Last updated: July 2, 2022

10 Funniest Cruise Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Do you love going to the comedy shows when you’re on a cruise? I know it’s one of my favorite things to do on a ship. But until cruising starts up again, we’ll have to make do with telling some cruise jokes.

I’ve collected the funniest cruise jokes at sea, so you can crack up your friends and family with some cruise humor. Dad joke alert: some of these are pretty corny! But they’re all clean cruise jokes, and safe for the entire family. Enjoy!

Bankers aweigh

Two bankers were the only survivors when their cruise ship sank. They were both clinging to a single life preserver. One banker, knowing that his colleague couldn’t swim, says, “I think I can make it to shore to get help. Can you float alone?”

The other banker replies, “How can you talk business at a time like this?”

The booze cruise

A cruise ship is headed back from the Caribbean on its last night at sea. Just before dinner time, the captain gets on the loudspeaker.

“This is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that there was an error with our provisioning. While there are 2000 passengers on board, we only have enough food for 1000 dinners. However, we do have plenty of alcohol, so anyone who is willing to give up their meal will receive free drinks for the rest of the night.”

A few hours later, the captain gets on the loudspeaker again.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize but it appears we’ve run out of booze. On the upside, we still have a thousand delicious meals for you to enjoy!”

A cruise ship passenger is standing on the deck, looking out at the ocean. As the ship passes a small island, he spots a figure on the beach. He can see it’s a very thin man with wild hair, dressed in rags. He watches him wave his arms, jump up and down, and run back and forth along the beach.

The passenger turns to the Captain, who is standing nearby:

“Captain, what’s up with that guy?”

The Captain just shrugs.

“No clue. He’s always this happy when we sail by.”

The sunbathers

Two elderly gentlemen are relaxing in the sun on a cruise ship. One turns to the other and asks, “Have you read Marx?”

“Oh, yes.” the other replies, “I believe it’s from sitting on these deck chairs”.

A magician worked on a cruise ship. There was a new set of passengers each week, so the magician performed the same tricks over and over again. The captain’s pet parrot came to all the magic shows and began to understand how each of the magic tricks worked.

Once the parrot understood, he began to shout during the show, “Look, he’s hiding the rabbit under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”

Every week, the parrot ruined the show. The magician was exasperated but couldn’t do anything. After all, it was the captain’s parrot.

One night, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. The magician found himself stranded on the iceberg…along with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but neither uttered a word. This went on for days. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot couldn’t hold back any longer. “OK, I give up.” he said, “What did you do with the ship?”

The party pooper

Why couldn’t the cruisers play cards?

Because the Captain was standing on the deck.

Rolex below deck s

A rich guy took a cruise to a tropical island, and decided to sunbathe on the beach. Wanting an even tan, he took off his luxury watch and slipped it in his pocket.

Back on board at the end of the day, he realized that his watch was gone—it must have fallen out of his pocket. Too embarrassed to admit he’d lost such an expensive item, he decided not to tell anyone.

A moment later, the Captain’s voice came on the loudspeaker. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is an announcement to the passenger who lost the Rolex Pearlmaster on the beach……The time is now 6:54 PM.”

Spring Break

A bunch of fraternity brothers go on a cruise for Spring Break. Halfway through their vacation the ship wrecks, and the young men escape on a lifeboat. They floated on the ocean for a couple of days, but no one came to rescue them. On the third day, one of the men noticed a bottle floating near the lifeboat.

“Whoa, what if there’s a genie in that bottle?” he asked. He reached into the water, picked up the bottle, and rubbed it.

With a loud whoosh, a huge genie appeared. “I am a powerful genie, but I can only grant one wish,” the genie shouted.

“That’s a no-brainer!” the frat boy said, “I wish the entire ocean was made of beer!”

The genie granted the wish, and promptly vanished.

“Dude!” groaned one of the other brothers. “Now we have to pee in the boat!”

Rethinking sinking

A very nervous first-time cruiser approached the Captain. “Do ships like this sink very often?” he asked.

Replied the captain, “No, not too often. Usually, it’s only once.”

Shipped out

A married man walks into his local pub, where all of his bachelor friends are gathered at the bar. “Hey, Dave!” shouts one of his buddies. “How’d you talk your wife into letting you come out with us?”

“Oh, I’m on my own for the week. She took the kids on a Caribbean cruise.”

“No, she wanted to.”

Which of these cruise jokes is your favorite? Let me know in the comments below!

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Cruise Jokes: Continue reading if you enjoy cruises and could use a good laugh! You’ll laugh out loud at this compilation of 50 of the greatest puns, cruise jokes, and even humorous things that have been heard on cruise ships.

As you prepare for a future vacation, the cruise puns and sayings can also serve as excellent social media captions! They can even be printed on cruise t-shirts and mugs!

Cruise Jokes

1. playing cards.

Why couldn’t the passengers play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck.

2. Sick Cruise Ships

Where do sick cruise ships go?

3. Phone Calls

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?

A shell phone, of course.

4. Life as a Crew Member

What’s it like working on a cruise ship?

It has its ups and downs.

5. Inside Cabins

A couple called guest services, complaining they were stuck and couldn’t get out of their cabin.

“What’s the issue?” answered the purser. “There are only two doors,” replied the woman. “One is the bathroom, and the other says Do Not Disturb.”

6. Shower Trouble

The showers in the cruise cabins are so small. I just soap the walls and spin around a few times!

7. Emotional Baggage

I told my suitcase I wouldn’t be taking a cruise this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage!

8. Ocean Waves

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing. They just waved.

9. Marriage Trouble

I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It’s no Titanic, but I’m optimistic.

10. Nervous Cruiser

A nervous first-time cruiser asked the Captain, “Do ships like this sink very often?” No, replied the Captain, “Usually only once.”

11. Mechanical Issues

What do you call an azipod that doesn’t work?

12. Bermuda Triangle

What would you call the Bermuda triangle if it had 4 corners? The Bermuda Wreck-Tangle

A man is standing on deck, gazing out at the water. As the ship passes a small remote island, he spots somebody. He squints to make out what he sees – a thin, straggly man with wild-looking hair. He watches as the man runs from side to side, jumps up and down, and waves his arm.

The cruise passenger turns to the captain and says, “What’s up with that guy?” The captain shrugs and replies, “I don’t know, but he’s happy to see us when we sail by!”

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14. Christmas Cruise Joke

Where does Santa go on vacation?

15. Sinking Cruise Ship Joke

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the sea, and the cruise passengers manage to escape on lifeboats. A woman asks the Captain, “How far is the closest land?”

“3 miles”, he answers. “That’s not too bad. In which direction? she asks.

The Captain replied, “Down.”

16. The Friendly Sea

How do we know we know the ocean is friendly?

17. Booze Cruise

On its last night at sea, a cruise ship sails back from the Caribbean. Just before dinner time, the captain gets on the loudspeaker.

“This is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that there was an error with our provisioning. While there are 2000 passengers on board, we only have enough food for 1000 dinners. However, we have plenty of alcohol, so anyone willing to give up their meal will receive free drinks for the rest of the night.”

A few hours later, the captain gets on the loudspeaker again.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize, but we’ve run out of booze. On the upside, we still have a thousand delicious meals for you to enjoy!”

18. Lost Rolex

A wealthy passenger took a cruise vacation to a tropical island and decided to sunbathe on the beach. Wanting an even tan, he took off his luxury watch and slipped it into his pocket.

19. Pier Pressure

What keeps a dock floating above water?

Pier pressure.

20. Breaking News

Breaking news: Passengers trapped on a cruise ship on the ocean for 4 days.

On the bright side, it’s kind of what they paid for .

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21. Latest Cruise Ship Trend

Did you hear the latest trend is installing trampolines on cruise ships? Now everyone is jumping on board.

22. Vegetables

What vegetable isn’t allowed on cruise ships?

23. Marine life

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

24. Bermuda Triangle

25. the magician and the parrot.

A magician worked on a cruise ship, performing the same tricks each week for new passengers.

The captain’s pet parrot came to all the shows and figured out how the tricks worked. He began to shout out during the performances. “It’s up his sleeve,” spoiling the illusions.

One night, the ship sank. The magician found himself stranded on a desert island, along with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred for days, neither uttering a word.

Finally, after three days, the parrot couldn’t hold back any longer.

“Okay, I give up,” he said. “What did you do with the ship?”

Short cruise jokes

Most of these cruise jokes are family friendly, so you can even teach your children any of them before your next cruise.

26. Ocean waves

Nothing. They just waved

27. Colorful Cruise ship accident

Did you hear about the red cruise ship and the blue cruise ship that crashed into each other at sea?

All the survivors were marooned.

28. Mermaids

A shell phone of course!

29. Latest cruise ship trend

30. cruise ship talk, 31. nervous new cruiser.

A nervous first time cruiser asked the Captain, “Do ships like this sink very often?” No, replied the Captain, “Usually only once.”

32. No Leeks allowed

33. cruise crew joke.

It has it’s up and downs

Longer cruise jokes

34. on a cruise ship deck.

The cruise passenger turns to the captain and says “What’s up with that guy?” The captain shrugs and replies “I don’t know, but he’s happy to see us every year when we pass!”

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the sea and the cruise passengers manage to escape on life boats. A woman asks the Captain “How far is the closest land?”

“3 miles”, he answers. “That’s not too bad, in which direction?, she asks.

The Captain replied “Down”

36. Inside cabin problems

A couple called down to guest services, complaining that they were stuck and couldn’t get out of their cabin.

“What’s the issue?”, answered the purser. “There are only 2 doors”, replied the woman. “One is the bathroom and the other says Do Not Disturb.”

37. A Pirate in a Bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, “Hey, what’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Argh, I’ve got a bounty on my head.”

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

38. Airplane travel

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

The plane chocolate.

39. Flight trouble

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

It was overbooked

40. Haunted cruise

What do ghosts eat on a cruise?

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25 Funny-Relatable Cruise Memes and Cruise Jokes Revolving Cruise Travel

Embark on a laughter-filled voyage with our collection of cruise memes and jokes.

Whether you’re in for outright hilarity, honest truths, or a dose of delightful corniness, our selection captures the diverse humor of the cruise experience. From buffet fun to navigating cruise ship dilemmas, join us in celebrating the lighter side of cruise travel with these funny and relatable cruise memes and jokes.

Feel free to share our cruise memes and jokes with your friends. Don’t forget to tag us! Tell us your favorite cruise meme, cruise joke, or cruise pun in the comments.

Table of Contents

1. Formal Flip Flop Night

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Me deciding which shoes to pack for a cruise: “But what if there’s a formal flip-flop night?”

2. Why did the banana go on a cruise?

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Why did the banana go on a cruise? Because it wanted to slip into vacation mode.

3. Cruise Math is Hard

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Choosing a drink package: Because adulting is hard, and so is math.

4. Trying all the Cruise Desserts

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I’m going to eat healthy on this cruise. Also me… let me try all the desserts.

5. The Wardrobe Doesn’t Go as Planned

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My cruise wardrobe plan vs. What I actually end up wearing.

6. Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean?

Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean? It needed space.

7. Fairy Godmother On Formal Night

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When your fairy godmother shows up for formal night.

8. Cruise o’Clock Meme

The only countdown that matters: Cruise o’clock!

9. Cruise Sea Days and Lounge Chairs

Finding a lounge chair on a cruise sea day: Mission Impossible!

10. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?

What did the ocean say to the cruise ship? Nothing, it just waved.

11. More Time Eating Than Exploring

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When you’ve spent more time eating than exploring the ports.

12. Cruise Elevators

The real test of patience on a cruise: elevators.

Cruise Tip: Always take the stairs.

13. 3 Rules of Cruising

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Rule 1: Don’t ask someone their real age; we’re all forever 29 on the Lido Deck. Rule 2: No calorie counting. Calories don’t count at sea, right? Rule 3: If someone drops their ice cream cone, we all pretend it never happened. Sea mishaps are classified under ‘Ship Happens.’

14. Packing for a Cruise Like a Tetris Champion

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Me when it’s time to pack for a cruise: Pretending I’m a Tetris champion with my suitcase. It must all fit!

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15. Take Advantage Of The Drink Package

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Taking advantage of that drink package. “Another one, please!”

16. Watching the Cruise Countdown

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When the cruise countdown is still in the triple digits… then hits the double digits and finally the single digits!

17. Money Can Buy Happiness

Money can buy happiness. It’s called a cruise.

18. Studying Cruise Deck Maps

Studying the cruise deck maps like it’s a treasure map. Buffet, I’m coming for you!

19. Cocktail to Order Next

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On a Cruise: The only decision I want to make is which cocktail to order next.

20. Reading Turns Into Dancing By The Pool

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Me on a cruise: I’m going to read a book by the pool Also, me, when the DJ plays my favorite song: Get’s up to dance, “Oh, that’s my song!”

21. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music?

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What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music? Rock and roll!

22. Waking Up Early For A Day At Port

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Waking for a day at work: Hitting snooze like it’s my job. Waking up for a day at port.

23. Expert at the Cruise Spa

Cruise Spa Level: Expert. Because relaxation is a sport, and I’m going for the gold.

24. What to Get Me For My Birthday

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In case you’re wondering what to get me for my birthday… I’m a size 7-night Caribbean Cruise.

25. Daydreaming About 5 to 9

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Guess which one I’m daydreaming about? 9 to 5 (work) or 5 to 9 (on vacation)

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Laugh Out Loud: 41 Hilarious Cruise Ship Memes

Did you know that 80% of people who go on cruises become addicted? That’s right, once you experience the luxury, relaxation, and endless buffet lines, it’s hard to resist the allure of a life at sea.

And what better way to celebrate this addiction than with some hilarious cruise ship memes? As someone who has spent countless hours aboard various ships, I can attest to the fact that humor is a necessary coping mechanism.

Whether it’s rough seas, crowded pools, or over-enthusiastic cruise directors, there’s always something to laugh about. So, join me as we dive into 41 of the funniest cruise memes out there. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new favorite to share with your fellow cruise addicts.

The article contains 41 funny cruise ship memes to make readers smile.
It is written by Mike Schimdt, Founder of Cruise Tips, and may contain affiliate links.
The memes cover various topics such as cruise addiction, cruise ship food and weight gain, drinking on a cruise, cruise crew, packing for a cruise, rough seas and weather, cruise passengers and people watching, and disembarkation.
The article suggests joining Facebook groups for cruise memes and using online meme generators to create one’s own cruise memes.

Types of Cruise Addiction Memes

I can’t help but chuckle at the euphemistic memes about my addiction to cruising, poking fun at my insatiable desire to set sail and explore new horizons. It’s as if these memes know me better than I know myself.

They capture the essence of my cruise withdrawal perfectly, making me yearn for the days when I can once again plan my next cruise itinerary.

These cruise addiction memes are a reminder that I am not alone in my love for cruising. It’s a community of like-minded individuals who understand the joy of stepping on board a ship and leaving all your worries behind.

And while I may never be cured of my addiction, these memes remind me to embrace it and enjoy the ride.

Memes about Food and Weight Gain

The memes about cruise ship food and the inevitable weight gain are both relatable and humorous. Cruise dining humor is a popular topic among cruisers, as we all know that the food on board is one of the main attractions.

From the endless buffets to the specialty restaurants, there is no shortage of delicious options. However, with so much food available, it’s easy to overindulge and experience the effects of overindulging on a cruise – namely, weight gain.

But instead of feeling ashamed, cruise memes embrace the reality of the situation and poke fun at it. Some memes show before and after pictures of someone’s waistline, while others depict people struggling to button their pants after a week of cruising.

It’s all in good fun, and we can all relate to the struggle of trying to resist the temptation of that second dessert. So go ahead and indulge – just be prepared for the consequences. And don’t forget to snap a picture for your next cruise meme!

Memes about Drinking on a Cruise

Indulging in a few too many cocktails on a cruise is a common occurrence, and these memes perfectly capture the joys and struggles of drinking on board. From the excitement of a cruise ship party to the dreaded morning after hangovers, these memes are sure to make you laugh.

To fully appreciate the humor in these memes, take a look at this table below. It features some of the best cruise ship party memes and memes about hangovers on a cruise. Cheers to a good laugh and a great cruise!

Different Types of Cruise Crew Memes

Being part of the cruise crew, I can relate to the different types of memes that highlight the unique experiences and challenges of working on board a ship.

One type of meme that always gets a laugh from me is the passenger memes. These are the memes that depict the different types of passengers that we encounter on a daily basis. There’s the ‘chair hog’ who claims a prime spot by the pool and keeps it occupied all day, the ‘complainer’ who always finds something to complain about, and the ‘foodie’ who never seems to stop eating.

Another type of meme that I find hilarious are the funny disembarkation memes. These memes capture the chaos that ensues as passengers scramble to get off the ship at the end of their cruise. From the long lines to the lost luggage, these memes highlight the challenges that both passengers and crew face during disembarkation.

As a crew member, I can attest to the fact that disembarkation day is always a wild ride, and these memes perfectly capture the madness.

What are some common signs of cruise addiction that are depicted in the memes?

Cruise addiction warning signs? Feeling anxious when not on a ship, constantly checking for cruise deals, and obsessing over past trips. Coping mechanisms include joining cruise meme groups and planning future trips. Memes reflect and distort reality, but provide humor for our cruise addiction.

Are there any memes that address the health-conscious options available on cruise ships to avoid weight gain?

Avoiding weight gain on a cruise is a challenge, but there are healthy options available. I opt for the salad bar instead of the all-you-can-eat buffet and take advantage of the activities and socializing on board for some cruise ship entertainment.

Do the memes about drinking on a cruise depict excessive drinking or responsible drinking?

When it comes to drinking on a cruise, memes can be a reflection of reality. Some depict excessive drinking while others show responsible drinking. It’s important to consider the impact of cruise memes on public perception of the drinking culture. But let’s be honest, humor is always appreciated.

What specific roles or departments of the cruise crew are often depicted in the memes?

The most common cruise crew roles depicted in memes are the captain, cruise director, and bartenders. Stereotypes and exaggerations in cruise ship memes are prevalent, but as a former crew member, I find them amusing.

Are there any memes that address the diversity of the cruise crew in terms of nationality and background?

It’s a shame that cruise crew representation and cultural diversity aren’t more commonly addressed in cruise ship memes. Maybe it’s time for some new material that reflects the reality of the industry.

Cruise Jokes

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Why don't black people go on cruises?

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Cruise Jokes: 10 Funny Things Cruisers Say

Yes, it’s true. You do hear some of the funniest and strangest things on a cruise. And yes, every single one of the 10 things on our list has been said by at least one (if not hundreds) person on a cruise ship. We recommend not drinking anything while you’re reading this – wouldn’t want to ruin your computer or mobile screen!

When it comes to cruise jokes, sometimes we cruisers are actually the biggest joke of all…

1. Where does the crew sleep at night? Oh, there are so many funny answers to this question. I’ll admit on my first cruise – where I knew nothing about cruising – I did wonder where the crew stayed. But I wondered where on board they stayed. Many cruisers don’t realize every ship has crew quarters and so the question is asked at least once a cruise.

2. Is this when they pretend to sink the ship now? On the way to safety briefing during a recent cruise, I heard the boy walking behind me ask his dad this question. It was all I could do to not burst out laughing immediately. Oh the things kids say. On cruises.

3. Is the toilet water salt water or fresh water? Why do you want to know this question? I suppose it’s not a ‘dumb’ question per se, but what does it matter anyway? Inquiring minds may want to know, but you’re going to do the same thing to the toilet whether it’s salt water or fresh water.

4. Does the elevator go to the front of the ship? Why yes, it does. How did you guess this cruise ship has an elevator (which literally means ‘a thing that raises’) that does something no other elevator in the world can do? Instead, check your ship map and find the best way to walk there.

5. Did this ship ever sink? Yeah, you’ve seen Titanic or Poseidon one too many times if you’re asking this question. If this ship had sunk, we most definitely wouldn’t be sailing on it today. We’d be watching the National Geographic special where they explore the wreckage.

6. What happens to the ice sculptures when they melt? Uh…the key word in your question is melt. Have you heard the song from Frozen about the snowman in summer? It’s called water and the ice sculpture ceases to exist. Other than the ice sculpture demonstration done outside on Lido, the sculptures are normally carved in a freezer and typically only last a few hours.

7. What time is the midnight buffet? Yeah. Really. Though in some defense of this question, cruise ships do offer different types of buffets at different times of the day. But the midnight buffet – well, that’s at midnight.

8. The Captain’s at the Celebration party, so who’s steering the ship? I giggle when I hear this question, because honestly, I thought this for a few minutes on my first cruise. I had no clue how the navigation or technical part of the ship worked. But then I noticed lots of officers in those spiffy white uniforms and realized there’s definitely more than one person capable of driving the boat. Plus, in Titanic , Captain Smith left the bridge to go to bed before that fateful iceberg interfered on Murdoch’s watch (OK – maybe Titanic’ s not the best example here!)

9. How will I know what pictures are mine? You know how it goes on a cruise ship, the ship’s photographers start snapping your picture the minute you step into the cruise terminal and doesn’t stop until your ship’s card is officially shut down for debarkation. Most ships display all of the photos they’ve taken so you can browse and buy your best photos. But I hear this question on almost every ship and it’s hard to resist the urge to actually answer this one for fellow passengers. Let’s just hope they figure it out.

10. Where can I fish on this ship? Ah, if only it were this easy to get ‘fresh’ seafood on a ship. But alas, no fishing from your cruise ship. Try a deep-sea fishing shore excursion in one of your ports if you really need to get a fishing fix in.

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Cruise Puns You Need To Steal

By: Indigo Sahara, M.A. | Published: February 1, 2023 | Updated: February 4, 2024

Between these cruise puns for Instagram captions , ship cruise puns , cruise one liners and short cruise jokes , you will never have to come up with cruise jokes ever again.

All of the cruise puns listed below are free for you to copy. If you use them in one of your Instagram caption, tag me in your photos at @indigosahara . I would love to see your post!

Without further ado, here are the best cruise puns !

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Cruise Puns For Instagram Captions

Sail -ebrate good times.
On cruise control.
No cruise control.
I like big boats and I cannot lie.
Cruising through life.
Coasting through life.
All hands on deck .
Let your dreams set sail .
Sea you soon.
Sea you later.
Getting nauti on this cruise .
Last but naut least.
Last but knot least.
Can knot wait for our next cruise .
You’re a dream boat .
Cruising really floats my boat .
Seas the day.
I’m a wreck .
A- boat to get back on another cruise .
I aft to take another cruise ASAP.
Fishing I was on another cruise .
Vitamin sea .
Sorry, I’m on a cruise . My hands are tide .
Current -ly on a cruise .
I’m all a- boat going on another cruise .
This cruise has me feeling em- ocean -al.
To be Pacific , my favorite part of every cruise is the ocean.
Long time no sea .
I can sea clearly now. The rain is gone.
Sail -ebrating.
Thalassophile -ing good on this cruise .
Holler at your buoy .
I love cruises ferry much.
It’s a- boat time.
What’s all this a- boat ?
Why the stern face? You’re on a cruise ship !
Taking the sea -nic route.
Cruising runs in my blood vessels .
Hot dogs or sea legs .
Out of your league .
What’s up, dock ?
Fear naut .
Rocking the boat .
Happiness is at bay .

Ship Cruise Puns

Status: In a relation- ship .
Finally in a relation- ship .
I like cruise ships a yacht .
Waving the cruise ship goodbye.
Oh whale , I guess I have to stay on this cruise ship forever.
This cruise ship has me feeling fin -tastic.
You’re shore to have a good time on a cruise .
This cruise ship is ferry impressive.
Ship happens. Take a cruise .
Unfortunately this ship was knot for sail .
Sorry to barge in, but I’m on a cruise ship .
Worst fear? I’m a- freight I’ll never go on another cruise ship again.
Putting the ship in friend- ship .
Cruise ships are trendy. Everyone’s jumping on board .
Ship shape.
Cruise ships are very port -able.
Cruise ships really anchor me.
Here’s to friend- ship .

Cruise One Liners

Less blues, more cruise .
Hello cruise , goodbye blues.
Booze cruise .
Cruising for a bruising.
Bon voyage .
Cruise or snooze.
Paying my dues by going on a cruise .
Cruise with my crew .
Cruise cabin fever.
Could never be seasick of this view.
Cruise days and all-inclusive buffets .
Cruise calories don’t count.
Cruise hair, don’t care.
Aye, aye, capitan .
Whatever floats your boat .

Short Cruise Jokes

What did one cruise ship say to the other? Nothing. It just waved .
What do you do with a sick ship ? You take it to the doc .
You know what floats my boat ? Cruise ships .
What is scared and lies at the bottom of the ocean ? A nervous wreck .
What do you call the staff of several tourist ships ? Cruise members.
How do ships let off steam ? They cruise .
A cruise emergency would really sink .
If you open a cruise business, sails will go through the roof.
What type of vegetable can’t go on a cruise ? A leek.
How do you spell a sailor’s favorite word? Seven Cs.
Where do sailors keep their schoolbooks? Davy Jones’s Locker .
What do you do on a cruise if you feel seasick ? You go to the doc .
What do you call competing cruise lines ? Battleships .
The cruise was so incredible that it took a bow .
How do you meet new friends on cruise ships ? Ice breakers .

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My 12-day cruise cost me about $109 a day. See inside my 160-square-foot cabin, the most economical option on the ship.

I went on a 12-day Holland America Line cruise and paid a little over $1,300 for my interior cabin.
The cabin was an incredible value and I especially liked the storage and spacious shower.
I'd book this room again — my cruise was so fun and busy that I barely spent time in it anyway.

In a time of high inflation and stretched budgets, cruises reign supreme . Since most packages are pretty all-inclusive, you can pay for a week or more on a ship and then not spend another dime until you return.

I definitely had value in mind when I booked my recent 12-day cruise on the Holland America Line Rotterdam from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, to the Panama Canal. I selected an interior cabin , the most economical option on the ship.

I booked directly with Holland America Line and paid $849 plus $460 for taxes, fees, and port charges — about $109 a day. The rate came with a $25 onboard credit and didn't include gratuities or add-ons like drink packages , specialty dining, WiFi, or excursions.

Overall, my room was one of the best values of the trip. Here's what it was like.

I booked an interior room on deck seven.

On this ship, interior rooms can range from 143 to 225 square feet. I chose a cabin on deck seven that was 160 square feet.

The location of my stateroom was convenient and quiet. My cabin was a quick two decks up to the areas I frequented most, the spa and its thermal suite, and the fitness center.

My cabin was generously sized.

The stateroom featured a small hallway with a bathroom on the right, and two wardrobes and a cabinet on the left.

The main area of my room contained the bed.

The hallway opened to a small rectangular space with a queen bed on the right flanked by two small nightstands, each with two drawers and a tall bottom shelf.

I had a vanity that could also be used as a desk.

To the right of the bed was a large desk/vanity with an ottoman that doubled as a seat and storage space for the bed's decorative throw pillows.

This area had even more storage: The desk had three spacious drawers.

My bed was across from a mounted TV and bar area.

At the foot of the bed was a wall-mounted interactive television with on-demand movies, programming, and multi-channel music.

Next to it, I had a fully stocked minibar area, including a cabinet with things like red wine, white wine, rocks glasses, a stainless steel ice bucket, and tongs.

There was so much storage space in the room.

The full-height wardrobe had 26 hangers, including 13 pant and 13 skirt hangers, two bottom shelves, and a full-length mirror on one door.

The second half-height wardrobe closet had 12 hangers, including four pant and eight skirt hangers, four bottom shelves, and a tie rack.

One closet contained a mini fridge.

The cabinet featured three compartments: the top where robes, beach towels, and a safe were stowed, the middle with the mini fridge, and the bottom with three deep drawers.

The safe was roomy, accommodating my 13.6-inch MacBook Air plus all of my other valuables and important travel documents.

The bathroom felt spacious and well-designed.

The bathroom layout was thoughtfully designed with three glass shelves for toiletries and a large-size vanity with an underneath storage ledge.

A roomy shower was the highlight of the bathroom.

The walk-in shower was complete with a shaving foot bar, a retractable clothesline, Elemis bath products, and an adjustable handheld shower.

There were also two grab bars for stepping into and out of the shower.

There were plenty of electrical outlets in the room, too.

The room had an abundance of power outlets where I could charge my gear.

On both sides of the bed were a type-B plug, mainly used in the US, Mexico, and Canada, and a USB port. The desk had a USB port, three type-B plugs, and two type-C plugs, mainly used in Europe, South America, and Asia.

The bathroom had one electrical outlet that could accommodate a US or European two-pronged plug.

The room service was impeccable, too.

There were two cabin stewards assigned to my room. They worked together to fully service my stateroom twice daily.

On embarkation day, I was able to request extra pillows and towels plus other preferences like turn-down service, which included a towel animal and Astor Chocolates on most nights.

Overall, I had such a fun experience on my cruise I didn't even spend much time in my stateroom.

There was so much to do on the Rotterdam that I barely spent time in my stateroom.

I spent many of my days relaxing in the expansive multiroom thermal suite, singing along at B.B. King's Blues Club, or sunbathing by the Lido Pool with a retractable roof.

The room was an excellent value, and I was glad I hadn't splurged on a balcony room or one with a window.

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How Dominic West, wife Catherine joke about ‘deeply stressful’ Lily James PDA scandal 4 years later

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Dominic West and his wife, Catherine FitzGerald, have learned to laugh about his affair with Lily James four years ago.

“I hesitate to speak on my wife’s behalf because it was obviously horrible, particularly for her,” the “Wire” alum told London’s Sunday Times in a profile published April 21, “but we do joke about it sometimes.”

West explained that he and FitzGerald would be running mundane errands and the press would describe the pair as “putting on a show of unity.”

dominic west and wife catherine fitzgerald

“Even if we’d just been rowing about parking the car or whatever, even if that couldn’t be further from the truth,” he quipped. “And so when we go out we do sort of say, ‘Shall we go and have a show of unity up in London?’”

The “Crown” star, 54, and Fitzgerald, 52, have been married since 2010.

Their marriage was put under a magnifying glass in 2020 when the actor was caught kissing James , who was his “Pursuit Of Love” co-star, in Rome.

“It was an absurd situation. It was deeply stressful for my wife and my kids, but there were lighter moments,” he added . “That was the best that came out of it, really.”

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When West returned home to the UK, he and the landscape architect insisted their marriage was “strong” in a message posted to paparazzi outside their home.

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“Our marriage is strong and we’re very much still together,” read the note, which was signed by both West and FitzGerald. “Thank you.”

Meanwhile, the “Cinderella” star, 35, subsequently canceled her press appearances until May 2021 when she said there was “a lot to say” about the affair but declined to elaborate.

Two weeks later, FitzGerald told The Independent that she and West were “totally devoted to each other” and their “full, vibrant family life together.”

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Okay let's get some Instagram-able quotes at the ready:-. "I'm not lazy, I'm on cruise control". "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a cruise ship, asking it to take me away". "I sea you, and I like what I sea". "Cruising: when you're too lazy to plan a real vacation". "I'm not lost, I'm just on a spontaneous ...
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today…". The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.".
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The Polish Cruise. A Polish guy is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar: "Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!" So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out. When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple in his lap.
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I Believe You Have My Stapler. Milton from the 1999 cult classic Office Space (Stephen Root) seems like he would be the type to request a drink package and not receive it. Try reading this meme ...
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Between these cruise puns for Instagram captions, ship cruise puns, cruise one linersand short cruise jokes, you will never have to come up with cruise jokesever again. All of the cruise punslisted below are free for you to copy. If you use them in one of your Instagram caption, tag me in your photos at @indigosahara.
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Pre-launch Activities Preparation for the mission, including pre-project planning, science definition and instrument selection, landing site selection, assembly and testing, and delivery to the launch site. Launch Liftoff from Earth. Cruise: The Trip to Mars The interplanetary cruise phase is the period of travel from Earth to Mars and lasts about 200 days.
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50 Best Cruise Jokes, Puns and Sayings that Will Make You Laugh

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1. Ocean waves

2. Colorful Cruise ship accident

3. Marriage trouble

4. Latest cruise ship trend

5. Cruise Ship Talk

6. Nervous new cruiser

7. No Leeks allowed

8. Cruise crew joke

9. Christmas cruise joke

10. Marine life

11. Bermuda Triangle

12. The friendly sea

13. Haunted cruise

14. Mermaids

15. Cruise ship sickness

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17. Sinking cruise ship joke

18. Inside cabin problems

19. A Pirate in a Bar

20. Popular cruise comedian joke

21. Advice from the ocean

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23. Flight trouble

24. Emotional baggage

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